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Got out of the bottleneck and finally managed to start chapter 3 in Mecharashi. Also got Rosa's ST. Very nice.

Edit: so everyone knows the story is already really retarded but for what little personality your MC has, he's a giant fucking Asshole to Grant.

"Grant, stop complaining"
"Grant, be a man"
"Grant, hurry up"

Jesus fuck, dude. Is this supposed to be funny or something?

Also indeed yes, the plot is as generic as they come. I went in with little expectation based on what kiwis have said here and I'm still rolling my eyes.
 
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The XR is a very sexy machine.

The next bottleneck is even more fun, I had to rank up twice to get to chapter 4 and kind of stuck doing weapon/BC/Chips for both pilots and mechs because I'm hitting guys who can one shot my light/medium ST's
 
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Nautika, Moldir and Ulrich coming. Lucy rerun and Euphoria. I think our favorite pirate gets one too.

I love that Hoyo has a cycle:

1. Make a new game.
2. Game is successful.
3. Proceed to screw with that game's player base over.
4. Player base gets fed up.
5. Repeat from step 1.

Honkai Third Impact > Genshin Impact > Honkai Star Rail > Zenless Zone Zero (we are here) > Honkai Nexus Anima
 
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You forgot the one no one plays, Tears of Themis.

- I say, the one who plays 3 Hoyo games, though I may drop ZZZ after Lucia. Dumb me said the same thing when 2.0. started, so don't take this seriously.

Edit: Etheria Restart has pissed people off again, more at 11. Part of the many, MANY complaints people had about the games were the shitty skins. They were highly expensive recolors. Like 11 bucks for a recolor. They are closer to 15 in my country. People wanted, amongst many things, actual skins.

Well, sure enough, devs listened!!!!!!!!1111!!!!1!1oneoneone!
And somewhere, the monkey's paw curls.

Because people got their skins...except it's not for the characters. It's for a background, I guess?
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THAT'S A LOT OF FUCKING MONEY FOR A BACKGROUND.

Side note, the currency is Polish zloty. According to US players, the price is around 51-65. If directly converted, however, that's 80 BUCKS FOR A BACKGROUND.

WHAT. AAAAAAAH-

Wait just a goddamn minute, what was that about monetization from the dev announcement a while ago?
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Healthy monetization, indeed! Truly, devs listened.

In all seriousness, this is quite egregious. This is also why half the community is asking for building tips while the other half is just ranting and raving at how shit the game is and how disengenuous the devs are. It's a gacha game, so it's going to be greedy, of course. They gotta make money somehow. But I think it's just plain insulting. They are actually trying to pass this shit off while promising better monetization options so people actually get value for the money they put in this. What the fuck lmao.

And yes, indeed, it's a background skin for the PvP or whatever. It has no advantage. It doesn't even add special effects or change the music. You are just playing in a different place. It's effectively worthless and superfluous. But why that fucking price then?
 
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I keep crawling back to HSR like an abused spouse, get my dick sucked with free pulls then leave again after they start trying to tell me how good they are to me.
 
Got out of the bottleneck and finally managed to start chapter 3 in Mecharashi. Also got Rosa's ST. Very nice.

Edit: so everyone knows the story is already really retarded but for what little personality your MC has, he's a giant fucking Asshole to Grant.

"Grant, stop complaining"
"Grant, be a man"
"Grant, hurry up"

Jesus fuck, dude. Is this supposed to be funny or something?

Also indeed yes, the plot is as generic as they come. I went in with little expectation based on what kiwis have said here and I'm still rolling my eyes.

XR is so pretty, i think i'll gamble if i have rolls after getting malthus in 4 days .

Yeah, grant is kinda the "comic relief character" where the joke is that he is old and drunk so he must be lazy and dumb. You know, because asians are ageist so anyone above 35 is useless or something.

It's supposed to be somewhat playful back and forth, but in the story they're on the run and keep shitting on grant. I only saw one case where they have an actually fun dynamic where Kaidan makes fu grant for lying about his age, then grants calls out for kaiden lying about his height first.

Sylvie is worse, seems like her entire personality is "I don't trust you even tho you saved me 4 times by now".

And yeah, if you know mercenary mech pilot media, especially front mission, this story is cliche is fuck. Betrayal, framed for terrorism, multiple factions fighting, secret project about creating super pilots, etc. It was literally going to be a front mission game.

The XR is a very sexy machine.

The next bottleneck is even more fun, I had to rank up twice to get to chapter 4 and kind of stuck doing weapon/BC/Chips for both pilots and mechs because I'm hitting guys who can one shot my light/medium ST's

At this point enemies start spamming their own skills so at first you can get 1-2 shotted by a double smg/shotgun guys. Progression slows notably here, mech upgrades cost much more mats per level and the third weapon farm is hard as hell (is there literally any counter to the boss invisibility? Maybe burning the ground) so i'm still using level 20-25 weapons (kaidan with the lvl 19 knuckle rip) and the sweep costs 35 ouch.

Sucks to like the game cause there is really no rushing. Gonna have to do my dailies and dispatches and try better when i drop some gold guns.

btw, just reached a new arena rank and unlocked the actual "random weapon substats" aka advanced modification.

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You simply pay some cash and it rolls 3 substats, then if you like you can lock that one and pay to roll again. This sounds like an okay system as at least it doesn't cost stamina. I can see it being a money sink if you're insane and want perfect stats but for now weapons are replaceable and even the bare minimum is good.

Arena is hard and uses 7 units (for now?) but it's worth it.

I keep crawling back to HSR like an abused spouse, get my dick sucked with free pulls then leave again after they start trying to tell me how good they are to me.

This is literally HSR for me for months. Log in for a week for 10 free fates and leave till next patch. Whenever i think about returning, i look sunday, tribbie, saber and archer with no gear and the thought of farming for each one kills any desire to return again.
 
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(is there literally any counter to the boss invisibility?
If you get in his cloud you can target him, in fact if you do and hit him he gets stunned.

I did find out beyond the sweeps you can continue to fight the levels for the base 50 cost. So while less efficient, you can continue to do 3 clears after you have the sweeps done for the day.

You can also do what I did for the first two levels and am working on for the third: go into the level, kill one boss and retreat. That will give you a much lower sweep cost and farm for specific weapons on the first two bosses. For the third I'm trying to only get sniper girl and the main guy to lower it down a bit as well.
 
If you get in his cloud you can target him, in fact if you do and hit him he gets stunned.

I did find out beyond the sweeps you can continue to fight the levels for the base 50 cost. So while less efficient, you can continue to do 3 clears after you have the sweeps done for the day.

You can also do what I did for the first two levels and am working on for the third: go into the level, kill one boss and retreat. That will give you a much lower sweep cost and farm for specific weapons on the first two bosses. For the third I'm trying to only get sniper girl and the main guy to lower it down a bit as well.

Really? It kept saying i cant move inside the cloud no matter what. I'll have to try more, i feel dumb.

Lowest i got so far on stage is 6 turn for sniper girl + missle guy and 10 turns for the 3, but the third is the one with shotgun so i need his drops for frida... The other thing is that killing the bosses enough times ensure you a gold drop so if i have to sweep i'd rather sweep all 3 to rack that kill count, but my turn count is bad for now.

unrelated but jesus christ i changed my mind, idk if it's localization thinking they're funny but MC is an asshole.

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Why are you shitting on him then calling him fat, it doesn't even make sense in context.

edit: Found these by chance, mecharashi gift codes. I dont know if Sylvie's code still works.
  • Sylvie—Redeem for Free rewards (New)
  • Mech9999—Redeem for 1 EN Container, 100 Solid Arashium, and 1 Random A-Grade Module Box
  • Mech8888—Redeem for 3 EN Container and 1 Transit Voucher
  • Mech7777—Redeem for 3 EN Container and 1 Recruit Voucher
New code from a few hours ago: Eileen (gives 1+1 vouchers)
 
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It's first day of month aka gacha fandom pvp day, yall know what this means. Prepare the agendas and doomposts.


(mecharashi is not there, it got 800k in global which is a lot more than i expected for such a low budget no marketing game, it will drop surely but it's not dead on arrival... hopefully).

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The consequences of 200 dollar skin. Could be worse.

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SUFFER PERSONA 5X

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So THIS the power of Ezio Auditore swag.

>Etheria restart not even top 50 so i have to look the website


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Why did they spent so much money to get a bunch of gachatubers to shill their game only to kill it? Are they stupid?

(unrelated but in the thread i found out the WuWa subreddit banned the word "glazing" regardless of the context due to hornyposting lol.)
 

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I just unlocked the roguelike, not a fan.

The newest weapon stage is easy enough for the first two bosses, but the mechanist who drops healing bots then full heals the entire enemy party annoys the hell out of me.
 
Yeah, grant is kinda the "comic relief character" where the joke is that he is old and drunk so he must be lazy and dumb. You know, because asians are ageist so anyone above 35 is useless or something.
So what, our main character is some kind of teenager then?
Kaidan makes fu grant for lying about his age, then grants calls out for kaiden lying about his height first.
Kaiden is a manlet, confirmed.
Sylvie is worse, seems like her entire personality is "I don't trust you even tho you saved me 4 times by now".
I think that can be said for a lot of the female characters in the story mode, at least. They came in one of two flavors.

Serious "tough girl" who's probably allergic to smiling: Sylvie, Dana, Rosa, Gumusiay (which sounds like some kind of Slavic slur), Bella, Ana.

Or:

Happy peppy/sweet/innocent girl: Seven, Harvey, Hong, Emily.

There's a bonus for no discernible personality: Chloe.

There are of course outliers outside story mode like Catherine who's batshit insane. And suicidal if you give in to curiosity and see how the auto battle is.
unrelated but jesus christ i changed my mind, idk if it's localization thinking they're funny but MC is an asshole.
Told you!

His combat lines are also really weird. Every time he evades an attack, he says, and I quote, "Aim good next time!"

Shouldn't it be "aim better" or "aim right"?

Also got this guy.
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I have no intentions of using him, but he reminds me of the DMC version of Dante. Like an uncammy TEMU version of him. And that says a lot because I fucking hate that Dante.
Why did they spent so much money to get a bunch of gachatubers to shill their game only to kill it?
See, that's why they are charging 60 bucks for a background.
Are they stupid?
Yes.

And so are the white knights. It's Black Beacon all over again, people claiming the numbers are faked and not to be trusted - until their game does well, then the numbers are correct and you're a hater if you say otherwise.

That is to say, it's happening in the Etheria subreddit right now.
unrelated but in the thread i found out the WuWa subreddit banned the word "glazing" regardless of the context due to hornyposting lol.
:story:

Speaking of revenue, I checked in on my dumpster fires. And it's not looking good.

Black Beacon.
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Ooof! And we got a whole month of a nothing patch to look forward to. It's Joever.

Rememento White Shadow ain't doing so hot either.
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Unsurprising when the game still has a bug that actually prevents people from logging in. Oops.

Also some shitty random chinese game called Legend of the Sword and Staff (WHAT IS THAT NAME) ripped off WuWa's 2.6 art wholesale.

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We got WuWa at home, energy. It even looks like they ripped off Saber.
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Edit: speaking of WuWa, i went to the leaks sub and saw some concept art for Chisa. Granted, we already knows what she looks like so this ain't new but holy fuck....
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That sure is the most design of all time. She does not give me the ick as Cantarella did but I am skill skipping this ho.
 
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I just unlocked the roguelike, not a fan.

The newest weapon stage is easy enough for the first two bosses, but the mechanist who drops healing bots then full heals the entire enemy party annoys the hell out of me.

If you played into the breach it makes sense but otherwise it's still kinda meh. Be warned that when you select a mech it's more about the starting and frame, so if you pick 2 light 2 mid 1 heavy you can switch pilots of those. If you want sylvie you need a light mech, but i dont think there is any who start with rifle + shield so she can't do her thing until you get lucky.

"Pro" tip: Don't try to go max stars, just take fights you can win. Watch the arena gimmick too, sometimes enemies get huge buffs.

I feel tanks are actually strong in this mode since you don't want your dps to be benched for 2 fights. A healer helps but even with all parts, taking damage still leads to injured.

And you're right about stage 4 wow, i was scared but i should've skipped stage 3 and farmed that, the ez mode is much easier as the 2 bosses are near the spawn with no supports and they drop level 35~ weapons.

So what, our main character is some kind of teenager then?
Kaiden is a manlet, confirmed.

I think he's supposed to be early twenties but his detailed face makes him look older. He's 183 on his profile but lied about being 188 cm. I cant find any detailed pilot info, but i think they're exist somewhere with weight too.

I think that can be said for a lot of the female characters in the story mode, at least. They came in one of two flavors.

Yeah, i guess it's hard to write them when they're are either serious soldiers who fight or dont trust you or peppy gals. Emily and hong are tragic engineered but the first has fun and the other has anxiety. Dana has to play the "straight man" to kaidan and grant antics so she the serious one. Frida is evil but she's more smug type. Ana isn't that bad, her combat lines are friendly but she's pissed at you during her screentime.

Marcus too, he goes from hotblooded "rival" to cool friend super fast. So i wonder if Sylvie will change or she'll just say "trust nobody!" everytime she's on screen.

His combat lines are also really weird. Every time he evades an attack, he says, and I quote, "Aim good next time!"

Shouldn't it be "aim better" or "aim right"?

Also got this guy.

You siwtched to english? He says "Aim true next time", you can see his lines. Idk if it's intentional, english direction or VA but he uses some old ass terms like "moseying" and shit. His fucking death line cracks me everytime. ("Now we are in a pickle! *boom*)

Fenrir is a weird design, he's just a minor thug in the story so idk the rat thing. He has one skill that lowers enemy move by 2 which makes him useful in some fights where the boss can escape and thats it.

Speaking of revenue, I checked in on my dumpster fires. And it's not looking good.

Is black bacon doomed chat? How the hell is it making less moeny than rememento and you made rememento look dead on arrival.

I tried to look for a rememento channel and i only found 1 that posted the "official trailer" last month. The game has been released for 3 months. It has 1200 views.


This trailer is awful and the song rips off attack on titan. Were the 80k from a single whale who is keeping the game alive or something?
 
I think he's supposed to be early twenties but his detailed face makes him look older. He's 183 on his profile but lied about being 188 cm. I cant find any detailed pilot info, but i think they're exist somewhere with weight too.
Emily is stated numerous times to be a little girl, a literal child. Her profile readables are very childlike.

I bring this up because she looks like this.
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I feel dirty and gross because she does not look like a little child at all. So I'm not taking ages in this game seriously at all.
So i wonder if Sylvie will change or she'll just say "trust nobody!" everytime she's on screen.
Maybe she can join Bella, who fucking yaps about MUH PEOPLE in every line of hers. Granted, it makes sense in context, but with how bland she and everyone are, it gets tiresome after a while.
You siwtched to english?
I did. I will admit, it's so bad it's good so it's grown on me like a bad B movie. Catherine's fake-ass laugh always makes me smile for how bad it is. Or Ana occasionally going WOW when you click on her during battles as though she's so happy to be useful for once. It's so awful, I laugh.

Same with William and his permanent roid rage.
He says "Aim true next time", you can see his lines.
That might actually be worse. What the fuck is that even?
The game has been released for 3 months. It has 1200 views.
See, the game was a little dumb regarding that. I've talked about it in the thread, but the devs went back and forth on whether or not the global launch was a real launch and not a soft launch. Therefore, no one can really agree whether the actual launch was back in May or a month ago.
Is black bacon doomed chat? How the hell is it making less moeny than rememento and you made rememento look dead on arrival.
Thank you, I tried my best.

All jokes aside, unlike Rememento, Black Beacon pissed a lot of people off and it's been a bumpy ride since then, and it never improved. Plus, a lack of a PC port doesn't help either. Both Etheria and Rememento had that. And now, 1.2, which started on July 15th, will last for three fucking months with ABSOLUTELY NOTHING TO DO.

AND ENDGAME MODE IS STILL BUGGED!
This trailer is awful and the song rips off attack on titan. Were the 80k from a single whale who is keeping the game alive or something?
The game had a Wilhelm scream in one cutscene, so shit continues to be cheaper than a prostitute with low rates. Regarding the game being kept alive, well, the answer is simple.

BIKINIS.

For almost all the female characters, they've gotten bikini skins. The Koreans are drooling at this.

Also I finally managed to get Saber in HSR. I dread the thought of pulling for her light cone but alas, it must be done.
 
Emily is stated numerous times to be a little girl, a literal child. Her profile readables are very childlike.

I bring this up because she looks like this.

You quickly find out Emily, Rosa, Sylvie and hong are "sisters" and part of some secret super soldier project so they might not even be "normal" (not defending but just a guess, i havent finished this story yet). She is 1,50m on her profile so she is short but the profiles don't convey height well. There are the weights for some pilots in the website (rosa being 166 and 46 kg seems unlikely).

btw you can thumbnail your pics to sizescale them.

Maybe she can join Bella, who fucking yaps about MUH PEOPLE in every line of hers. Granted, it makes sense in context, but with how bland she and everyone are, it gets tiresome after a while.

I guess this is how gachas with hyper linear story and "filler" units work, people are supposed to be one note and preferably represent their entire faction. Some guys are thug mooks, others are background scientists and a few seem to only exist to inflate the size of a faction (chloe?).

Or Ana occasionally going WOW when you click on her during battles as though she's so happy to be useful for once. It's so awful, I laugh.

The loud WOOOOOOOW breaks me everytime. That's not even listed in her voicelines, idk how it was sneaked in. William sounds like a parody fandub of himself, he's an actual cartoon character. Hope you can get used to Naomi's "It's just like gaming! Focus, breath and slaaaaay!" cause she says it every skill.

I like how some names are dumb as fuck too. "William Stein" reads like a single word and Marcus DaVinci is trying so hard it loops back into being funny. The latest character in CN is a maid girl named Martinni Moretti.

That might actually be worse. What the fuck is that even?

It's a fancier way of saying "hit the the target" next time. That's the thing, he has these weird tendency to use these wacky ass slangs or old terms and it's only him. I don't know if it's supposed to be his trait and Kaidan's trying to be "hip and cool" or a localization/va thing.

For almost all the female characters, they've gotten bikini skins. The Koreans are drooling at this.

But i thought you need the game to be playable so you can watch the skins? Perhaps it really is one single whale keeping the game alive, which isn't that hard as it seems to be built on sticks, spit and gum. Perhaps it's time for black beacon to release their own bikini skins too...
 
Instead of getting Augusta's weapon, I decided to get Shorekeeper's instead. Lately, weapon banners has been horrible for me, so of course it took almost hard pity to get it. Now she has too much energy regen.

I slapped Augusta with Jihnsi's weapon and called it a day. She's super fun to play and even goes Super Saiyan.
 
But i thought you need the game to be playable so you can watch the skins?
I should clarify the issue is primarily outside Korea. That's not to say the Korean servers are entirely without problems either. The game bugs out and switches the game language to Japanese occasionally.
Perhaps it's time for black beacon to release their own bikini skins too...
Hahaha so about that....
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Clearly it didn't work.

Also star rail released another Vignettes in a Cup drinks mixing event and I have no right to be as amused by it as I am. It's a short basic event that you can do in an afternoon this time around but I have a fun time making visual abominations.

And the interactions this time are pretty fun.
 
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