>be me
>live in brasil
>get addicted to free chinese gacha phone game but play on shitty notebook
>decide to spend money on it because fuck it
>realize the shop converts prices from dollar
>realize economy can only be described as "the worst it's ever been"
>only reasonable thing worth buying is 5 dollar subcription
>5 dollar somehow converts to 30 reais
>shop follow chinese rules and only accepts a few international credit cards
>only have one credit card (grandpa) and it doesnt work cause it's blocked for online sales
>try to convince grandpa to unlock his card, get called retarded
>let it set in and give up
>go to a phone store the next day to buy ridiculously overpriced headphones since you need them for class
>glance over store and find waifu from previously mentioned gacha game randomly on gift cards
>find out there is a google play card promotion thingy you can buy to get rewards
>30 reais card might give "up to 200 reais as a gift"
Os vales-presente do Google Play oferecem infinitas possibilidades de diversão. Encontre promoções, gerencie os gastos com vales-presente e veja onde comprar on-line ou em lojas.
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>start calcing how absurdly nice this is and how you many you might buy
>realize you're gambling in your head before gambling in the game
>buy 30 reais card and go home
>link account to mobile phone
>realize my phone cant actually play the game since its old and shit
>refuse to give up and start downloading android/ios emulator
>cant download the game cause it only plays on 64 bit
>cant set the emulator on 64 bit cause pc is rigged to not allow it
>search online how to change the bios and download the 64 bit emulator
>it doesnt work because the game is so shitly optimized it requires a different beta emulator just for it
>download that and download the whole game (+30GB) again
>manage to put account in emulator and start game
>it runs at 3-5 fps but the shop opens
>cant use the card because the phone's "bank" used dead grandma's IDs
>spend +30 searching online how to fix this and make another google play account
>FINALLY BUY IT
>now gotta wait a whole month to get 18 rolls which is roughly 1/5 of a 5 star character
>receive phone message about the bonus gift
>take +15 minutes to realize i have to take the gift on the emulator instead of the phone
>receive email in game
>IT'S 50 REAIS WORTH OF GIFTS
>its 15 exp books and one google chair
>not even a blueprint, just one chair
>cant even spell it right since google is banned on china
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>it also looks like a shit
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>start googling what the hell this means
>how can a 50 reais "reward" be so worthless
>all of the rewards are actually chair and tables
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Dear Travelers, Genshin Impact and Google Play have teamed up to offer you gift cards that will be available for a limited time starting July 1. They will be available for purchase online and in over 20,000 stores around the world. Different prices of cards will yield you different in-game...
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>somehow the more expensive rewards give less materials for no reason
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>mfw
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