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Chris Jericho has one of the best entrances in WWE. What are some of your favorites?
Everyone loves Real American as a patriotic song, but Hacksaw Jim Duggan's theme always made me feel like kicking commie ass.
I think I'm also in a minority of people who thinks that Jim Johnston's rendition of Invasion was better than original. The emphasis on the drums makes it more impactful for me.
 
This is certainly a doozy:
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Yes instead of going after politicians, bankers, CEOs (of actually important companies) or the like, let’s target the dude who runs a wrasslin entertainment company to kickstart the ‘heckin revolution because he hired a wrassler we don’t like. Genius logic there. It will definitely make us look like badass revolutionaries and not retarded manchildren obsessed with shit that doesn’t fucking matter.
 
Everyone loves Real American as a patriotic song, but Hacksaw Jim Duggan's theme always made me feel like kicking commie ass.
Sheamus's old theme is also immensely enjoyable the Lobster Head part is funny and everything else is just gold for an Irishmans song, speaking of Sheamo, its sad that he's hasnt gotten his Grand Slam yet if ever, he's the only dimes Irish person on the roster, I still remember reading on WWE's website like 15 years ago the morning after he won his first WWE Title against Cena in the tables match (parents wouldn't usually buy the B-level PPVs for me, shit was hella expensive on cable back in the day understandably) and being surprised, I knew it was scripted by then but it was Super Cena at his height and Sheamus was only on the roster for like 6 months by then
 
https://youtube.com/watch?v=VBWrwW2-m1oSheamus's old theme is also immensely enjoyable the Lobster Head part is funny and everything else is just gold for an Irishmans song, speaking of Sheamo, its sad that he's hasnt gotten his Grand Slam yet if ever, he's the only dimes Irish person on the roster, I still remember reading on WWE's website like 15 years ago the morning after he won his first WWE Title against Cena in the tables match (parents wouldn't usually buy the B-level PPVs for me, shit was hella expensive on cable back in the day understandably) and being surprised, I knew it was scripted by then but it was Super Cena at his height and Sheamus was only on the roster for like 6 months by then
Real talk, Sheamus might unironically be one of my personal favorite wrestlers in the past decade or so. As much as everyone loves the "work rate" era of wrestling, I really do pine for a time where you see a wrestler on TV and think, "that's one tough looking bastard." I love Sami Zayn and his work, but I'm tired of living in a time where 60 percent of the talent roster look like someone I'd bump into at Costo.
 
So does Grok Lesbian's return imply that Vince is going to beat the allegations?
He will probably settle. It seems obvious that the feds couldn't find enough evidence to bring criminal charges, but he'll never beat the BBC lusting cuck allegations. I actually feel bad for Bork Laser because it looks like he didn't want anything to do with Grant, and was just trying to find ways of avoiding her while he negotiated his new contract. You're stuck negotiating a contract with a geriatric turbo perv who is trying to fuck you by proxy via his mistress. Your attempt to gross her out so she'll leave you alone backfires spectacularly, and now your retinas are forever tainted by the sight of his sidepiece pissing herself. They hound you into spending the night at her apartment so you claim to be too drunk to do anything with her. You finally get your contract and think you've made it out unscathed until, unbeknownst to you, Vince has the bright idea to stop paying off his sidepiece, which nullifies her NDA, and she nukes everybody in retaliation.
 
The tranny meltdown on bluesky alone has made Brock's return worthwhile.
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Real talk, Sheamus might unironically be one of my personal favorite wrestlers in the past decade or so. As much as everyone loves the "work rate" era of wrestling, I really do pine for a time where you see a wrestler on TV and think, "that's one tough looking bastard." I love Sami Zayn and his work, but I'm tired of living in a time where 60 percent of the talent roster look like someone I'd bump into at Costo.
Agreed, they should let Sheamus finally have his Grand Slam at WrestleMania by winning the IC title against whoever it is (probably wont be Dom by then and Breakker is ready for the big time now anyway so I don't see him regaining it, if Triple H knocked on my door and asked me what should main event WrestleMania next year Breakker vs Seth is at the top of my list)
well that was about time goddamnit.

since i didnt wanna semper fi through every single post, heres a fat drink for you al
im more of a "Like" "Agree" "or "Winner" kinda guy but you do you Mr. Semper Fi and im happy Brock is back, Fuck the Meltzer Journoscum Triple H and Nick Khan just took the biggest dab on those faggots and im glad about it
He will probably settle.
this, he's probably going to have to pay more then the intially agreed upon $ 2 million in the NDA but its not like Vince is going to give a shit since he's a billionare, it was pretty fucked up as funny as my initial reaction to the whole thing was (it was the funniest day ever on /pw/ I can tell you that), guy will pay and live out the rest of his life at home, as bad as the Vince stuff was, Sex Trafficking is very bad of course, but im still grateful for the man for the years of entertainment the guy gave us and if im being honest there's not that many business people nowdays that are willing to take the risks Vince took during the 80s, and he's definitely not all mentally there considering his final years with the book but at this point the guy might as well live out his last years in peace
 
Chris Jericho has one of the best entrances in WWE. What are some of your favorites?
Goldberg's WCW entrance was absolutely amazing.

Sting's 1997 Starrcade entrance might be the best ever though

those who are fans of sexual assault would likely be annoyed you’re giving Brock the credit when all he did was ask some chick to pee on text and she agreed so he then watched a video. If those fans exists Brock is being given like stolen valor. He ain’t assault anybody even slightly.
Yeah, my whole thing about that is we don't know what Brock knew about the whole thing. As far as we know, he could've thought it was 100% consensual and all that. We need more info before jumping the gun, in my opinion
 
when all he did was ask some chick to pee on text and she agreed so he then watched a video
It's nice to live in a world where "consent accidents" are forgiven, but consensual fetish (even if I abhor the fetish) videos/texts are seen as an admission of sexual assault.
 
Yeah, my whole thing about that is we don't know what Brock knew about the whole thing. As far as we know, he could've thought it was 100% consensual and all that
Considering that Brock is good friends with Vince despite the lawsuits between him and WWE in the late 2000s it’s also possible he knew but didn’t want to rat on him still bad if that’s the case but I can see why he wouldn’t want to the only unrepentantable crimes in my book are murder and raping children and while there’s wrestlers that have done those certainly Brock strikes me as a guy who wants to live on his farm and hunt all day, considering he’s the first guy most think of when we talk about Part-Timers so I don’t think Brock has participated in any murderous or pedophillic acts
It's nice to live in a world where "consent accidents" are forgiven, but consensual fetish (even if I abhor the fetish) videos/texts are seen as an admission of sexual assault.
There’s a reason I would never fuck a girl if she’s was sleeping unless she says yes to it im not risking shit especially not these days and even with a yes there’s a chance of the bitch lying (not that this was the case with the Janel Grant stuff, Vince shitting on her and not paying the other 2 million is more believable knowing what we know)
 
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