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So who's getting paralyzed or killed in the next Hardy vs Dudley TLC match?
The fact Jeff and Matt are still able to walk leads me to believe they're Teflon so long as they keep rasslin. I get the feeling these dudes will fuckong crumble to dust if they ever stop. So my bet is on ebony & ivory.
 
It’s hard to come up with a fumble as bad as Cora’s. She was pushed early by Shawn. She had CM Punk in her corner. Got the implants. There has to be a more damning story behind her fall because she should be the one trying to seduce Dom.
She spent more time injured than in the ring and judging by the post above, is a headcase of a pretty big magnitude. No one fumbled anything, she just doesn't have it.
 
I haven't seen any Hardy work in TNA. The last time I saw Matt was in AEW, he could barely walk, though that could be from one of the multiple concussions he got during that run. I swear we saw him get brain damage from that forklift spot.

TNA is like Jason Voorhees to me. I used to be all Crazy Ralph in Part 2, ranting and raving about how terrible it was, and how all who engaged were doomed; Now I'm that kid hiding under the bed in Part 6, who says to the other kid, "So, what did you wanna be when you grew up?" while Jason's out there doing his thing.
 
I haven't seen any Hardy work in TNA. The last time I saw Matt was in AEW, he could barely walk, though that could be from one of the multiple concussions he got during that run. I swear we saw him get brain damage from that forklift spot.

Matts back is utterly fucked, he has that weird stiff super upright walk that a lot of the guys from the 70s and 80s ended up with for the last few years of their life.

Jeff is sloppy as fuck now, just terrible overall mobility and everything is slow and shitty looking. He'll still take retarded bumps because he obviously doesn't give a solitary shit about getting even more dinged up at this stage.
 
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the hardys are legit retarded, they should have taked aew office jobs instead of doing whatever the fuck they are doing now
Things marks seem to gloss over because OH LOOK FLIPPY SHIT; Jeff Hardy's MULTIPLE DWI's the last one was a real doozy getting pulled over in the morning saying yeah I had a few fireballs turns out his blood alcohol was damn near four times over the legal limit like a .3 .
 
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This is Suzume, who does not have a character who’d pull a look like this, rolling her eyes and damn near her entire head before dropping her belt. One of the most absurd clear cut I’m annoyed I’m losing entrances I’ve seen in 25 years of watching. This is 90s level I don’t fear the booker or company and want the audience to know I’m above this, Nash and HBK level petty.
I remember when watching TJPW in like 2018/2019 and Yuka was in a main event match for the POP title and she just walked out with with a big frown and no typical Yuka zoomies.
 
After what seems like an eternity, Austin Theory and Grayson Waller are no longer a team. This was done in a backstage segment where Waller told this to the New Day along with the news that Theory is injured. Not even a beatdown or anything to explain Theory's injury. Strange.
 
Jeff Hardy's MULTIPLE DWI's the last one was a real doozy getting pulled over in the morning saying yeah I had a few fireballs turns out his blood alcohol was damn near four times over the legal limit like a .3 .
Note this was when he was on the way to get a MRI done on his brain so he could be cleared for the planned tag title run in AEW.
Matts back is utterly fucked, he has that weird stiff super upright walk that a lot of the guys from the 70s and 80s ended up with for the last few years of their life.
I call it the holding a dorito between your buttcheeks walk.
Jeff will take the most dangerous bumps, but somehow everyone aside from him will never walk again.
I hope it's not Matt because his wife would become an even more insufferable cunt.

Bully has become such a clout chasing douche so I wouldn't feel too bad

I have no idea what Devon has been up to but I hope he survives to spend whatever payday the promised him.
 
honestly, the whole product sucking in the 2010s was somewhat the result of Smarks coming back to WWE after TNA and ROH declined early in that decade, around like 2013 you notice more and more idiots trying to hijack the show and seething about how John Cena was still at the top and Daniel Bryan was not the World Champion for example, now that TNA is in a somewhat decent state, Smarks are just going to call it a WWE clone or a vassal fed to TKO, basically AEW is there only containment fed at this point, I think about how badly Smarks nearly killed WWE in like the late 2010s because Vince at that point probably wasn't mentally all there but still wanted to commit to Lesnar and Roman as a babyface while Smarks continued to violently seethe about how guys like Balor should be face of the company, as much as I fucking hate AEW at least it gives those fat fucks something to watch without spilling over into WWE
1. One of the reasons the product sucked because most of the top guys aged out of doing regular main events or left. It cannot be understated how Batista and Edge leaving created a hole at the top card which they tried filling by making new main eventers like Sheamus and the Miz
2. People wanted Daniel Bryan at the top card because he was great at both being a babyface and heel
3. ROH downfall came way after this period after they were pushing guys like Taven and PCO as main eventers (PCO is a solid midcarder but come on now) after the AEW exodus
4. People never seethed about Lesnar being at the top of the card they seethed at him being a part timer
5. Reigns was too green to be the TOP GUY OF THE COMPANY till aroud 2018
6. If you are on the wrestling thread on a website dedicated to lolcows and right wing fedposting then you are a smark
7. Smarks nealy killed the WWE in 2019 by making Vince book horsehit? Explain yourself
 
After what seems like an eternity, Austin Theory and Grayson Waller are no longer a team. This was done in a backstage segment where Waller told this to the New Day along with the news that Theory is injured. Not even a beatdown or anything to explain Theory's injury. Strange.
About time, Waller has far more potential then Theory in my personal opinion, they have teased the split for far too long and had to shortcut because of an injury
 
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