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lmao I can imagine CM Punk creeping on the NXT girls (you just know he's already gotten head from both Cora and Roxanne) to try and avoid politisperging too hard.

Replace Sami with Xpac
100% Mr WOMEN OWE ME SEX is working his way through the PC. Pretty sure he is trying to take over in the case of Shawn moving up to Smack/Raw to take over booking.
That rats are in the ring
 
Updated political Survivor Series match.

Blue Team: Batista, Mick Foley, Kevin Nash, CM Punk, Sean Waltman, Sami Zayn, Jim Sterling, Kidd Bandit
Managers: James E. Cornette, Kenny Bolin

Red Team: Hulk Hogan, Vince McMahon, The Undertaker, Kane, Young Bucks, Rhyno, Matt Morgan
Managers: Donald Trump, Linda McMahon, Dutch Mantel, Bob Backlund

Country of birth/voting eligibility isn't a problem (just like IRL!), so Sami and Jim Sterling get into this giant match.
 
I am pretty sure if Cornette was insulting Harris, you'd be calling him "based" and similar shit.
Nobody believes this. Cornette's own youtube video comments regularly beg him to shut up about politics. If I fell through a wormhole into an alternate reality where everything was identical except Jim Cornette now won't stop talking about how great Donald Trump is, I'd still wish he would get back to the unbelievable gossip. I have enough places to hear about Trump. Only one guy is going to tell me about how Chris Champion only went for rats ages 13 and under.
 
Updated political Survivor Series match.

Blue Team: Batista, Mick Foley, Kevin Nash, CM Punk, Sean Waltman, Sami Zayn, Jim Sterling, Kidd Bandit
Managers: James E. Cornette, Kenny Bolin

Red Team: Hulk Hogan, Vince McMahon, The Undertaker, Kane, Young Bucks, Rhyno, Matt Morgan
Managers: Donald Trump, Linda McMahon, Dutch Mantel, Bob Backlund

Country of birth/voting eligibility isn't a problem (just like IRL!), so Sami and Jim Sterling get into this giant match.
I know it's a joke, but that fat fuck Jim Sterling would fucking die if he had to do an actual WWE match with *real* wrestlers. (Yeah I know he's in that fake gay britbong wrestling thing. To quote the current main topic of this thread, Jim Cornette, that's an outlaw mudshow.)
Nothing of value would be lost if you removed both him and Vince from this hypothetical match.
 
Updated political Survivor Series match.

Blue Team: Batista, Mick Foley, Kevin Nash, CM Punk, Sean Waltman, Sami Zayn, Jim Sterling, Kidd Bandit
Managers: James E. Cornette, Kenny Bolin

Red Team: Hulk Hogan, Vince McMahon, The Undertaker, Kane, Young Bucks, Rhyno, Matt Morgan
Managers: Donald Trump, Linda McMahon, Dutch Mantel, Bob Backlund

Country of birth/voting eligibility isn't a problem (just like IRL!), so Sami and Jim Sterling get into this giant match.
Add Val Venis, Eugene, Ric Flair, Taka Michinoku, Godfather, and Big Cass to team red.
Add Bryan Danielson, Kevin Owens, Hangman Page, MJF, & Adam Copeland to team blue.
 
Add Val Venis, Eugene, Ric Flair, Godfather, and Big Cass to team red.
Add Bryan Danielson, Kevin Owens, Hangman Page, MJF, & Adam Copeland to team blue.

Some good additions there.

Seth Rollins would also go on the blue team.

Blue Team: Batista, Mick Foley, Kevin Nash, CM Punk, Seth Rollins, Sean Waltman, Sami Zayn, ryan Danielson, Kevin Owens, Hangman Page, MJF, Adam Copeland, Jim Sterling, Kidd Bandit
Managers: James E. Cornette, Kenny Bolin

Red Team: Hulk Hogan, Ric Flair, The Undertaker, Kane, Young Bucks, Rhyno, Matt Morgan, Val Venis, Eugene, Godfather, Big Cass
Managers: Vince McMahon, Donald Trump, Linda McMahon, Dutch Mantel, Bob Backlund

You could make a whole PPV out of these matches. It would be more interesting than the usual Raw vs SD SS matches.
 
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I have now signed to Marvel Comics to publish my Hogan vs Incredible Hulk poster. We have a code green. I repeat we have a code green. We are now on Hulkdown.
 
Even if his run is shorter Austin was objectively the biggest draw of all time during the biggest period of all time my real gripe is taker lower than roman there's just no way the longest lasting enduring icon or wrestling doesn't make the top 5
thats a good point, agree on Taker being above Roman, if you asked a non-wrestling fan to name 5 wrestlers id say Taker would be more likely to show up then Roman
 
Add Val Venis, Eugene, Ric Flair, Taka Michinoku, Godfather, and Big Cass to team red.
Add Bryan Danielson, Kevin Owens, Hangman Page, MJF, & Adam Copeland to team blue.
Isn't Kevin Owens Canadian too? More importantly, isn't Kevin Owens *French* Canadian? (As in, literally the worst kind of Canadian?)

I don't know anything about KO as a person or his politics, (And I can't actually watch current day wrestling at the moment, I lost the link to the streams I used to have before I replaced my computer. ) @_@ (if you have one, please dm it!)
I've never been a Sami fan, because gingers don't have souls. because he's a boring vanilla midget.

But I still do kind of like KO.
 
Isn't Kevin Owens Canadian too? More importantly, isn't Kevin Owens *French* Canadian? (As in, literally the worst kind of Canadian?)

I don't know anything about KO as a person or his politics, (And I can't actually watch current day wrestling at the moment, I lost the link to the streams I used to have before I replaced my computer. ) @_@ (if you have one, please dm it!)
I've never been a Sami fan, because gingers don't have souls. because he's a boring vanilla midget.

But I still do kind of like KO.
Kevin Owens is French Canadian and he is extremely leftist. He has chilled out a lot since he became a company man, but he still holds the same beliefs.

There are a bunch of jeet streams to watch wrestling and there is also baked.live. Baked is a cytube instance that spun off of Kirtaner's Taima, but they charge you monthly to access their pirate streams. They will also ban you for political wrong think. The jeet streams used to be reliable, but over the last year as WWE has heated up in the Cody era they have become unusable. They get hit with so much traffic that it is basically impossible to watch WWE live. You can still watch AEW live with no problems. If you are going to pay for baked, you may as well pay for sling which gives you a ton of American USA. You will still need Peacock to watch PLEs. You can watch NXT over your antenna if you live in the US. Come January Raw will be moving to Netflix. There is also Youtube TV, but at that price you may as well be paying for cable.
 
Kevin Owens is French Canadian and he is extremely leftist. He has chilled out a lot since he became a company man, but he still holds the same beliefs.

There are a bunch of jeet streams to watch wrestling and there is also baked.live. Baked is a cytube instance that spun off of Kirtaner's Taima, but they charge you monthly to access their pirate streams. They will also ban you for political wrong think. The jeet streams used to be reliable, but over the last year as WWE has heated up in the Cody era they have become unusable. They get hit with so much traffic that it is basically impossible to watch WWE live. You can still watch AEW live with no problems. If you are going to pay for baked, you may as well pay for sling which gives you a ton of American USA. You will still need Peacock to watch PLEs. You can watch NXT over your antenna if you live in the US. Come January Raw will be moving to Netflix. There is also Youtube TV, but at that price you may as well be paying for cable.
yeah my Sister's Boyfriend gives me his Peacock login, I could easily pay for Peacock myself these days but ill take whats being offered for me, I still remember going to sketchy websites as a teenager to get PPVs because back then pay per views were like 50 dollars, fucking insane how good we have it in comparison to pre-streaming days in terms of being a wrestling fan
 
True.

Vince could be moved to the managers.

It could be good to have Sterling in there to take Rhyno's gore and then he gets eliminated straight away.
Let’s not act like Vince wouldn’t be crazy enough to book himself in the match proper, regardless of his age.

Theres days I miss the crazy bastard. They aren’t often - Trip’s booking feels more coherent week to week - but they happen.
 
Does Corny have animosity against Jim Ross or Lashley for saying some positive about Trump years ago? I remember Lashley saying back in 2016, after Trump's presidency the people can always elect The Rock to presidency. They could still vote for Rock in the White House, if not this year the next four years?

Why are so many male feminists sexual abusers?
Why do the most anti-racist people do and say the most racist shit imaginable.
Why does Holywood Hulk Hogan post like he does with the username and avatar he has?
 
Good list, but I think I'd have Hart and Micheals a little higher, maybe swap them with Reigns and Cena. Reigns was probably a bigger draw than both of them, though, because they've been doing gangbusters since the pandemic. I would have had one of the guys that used to headline the b team on the house show circuit in the 80s like Tito Santana or Honkey Tonk man at number 20 instead of Lynch. Lynch got popular on Twitter and was pushed for like a year at one of the company's lowest points, but was never really a draw imo.
 
Yeah it's like someone keeps coming in here to stir the pot every page and riling folks up.

I dislike Cornette cos I view him as an out of touch idiot, even if he's great at providing a good rant. When I say out of touch, I specifically am talking about his thoughts on wrestling. His whole attempt at fantasy booking the Invasion was when I was like 'yeah, okay, let's get you home, grandpa.'

You can find him obnoxious and be apathetic about his political leanings. I love Chris Jericho (well, not current year Jericho, cause...ehhhh.....) and reddit has been trying to cancel him because he supports Trump. AJ Styles is also someone I would probably not be politically aligned with (but many on this board probably are) and he gets dunked on for being a fucking flat-earther.

I don't really give a shit about celebrity opinions on politics. Doing so just leads to demagogues like Hasan getting a platform.
If you tards would stop bringing it up every few pages, I'd stop responding about it. I've been coming to this thread since before you were even registered on this site.

Like I said, if he was pro-Trump you guys would be sucking him off like you're sucking Taker and Kane off. You can deny it all you want but you know it's true. You're no better than a Redditer. In fact, you're worse because at least Redditers are honest about it.

I love Austin but theres no way hes above Hogan and Cena
I'd put Hogan as #1, then Austin. Austin was the biggest draw ever at his peak. Even Hogan never broke his peak. However, he didn't have the longevity that Hogan did (mostly due to Owen Hart giving him that piledriver). Hogan was arguably the best face and best heel ever (although I'd say Vince was #1 heel) and was the reason for 2 of the biggest wrestling booms ever. Cena is #3 on my list, a bit lower because when he was on top, it wasn't as popular as it was with Hogan and Austin. Then I'd go with Rock and then Flair. Rock was more dynamic and was able to be over as hell with multiple gimmicks.
 
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