It starts off with 30 minutes of the most boring setup imaginable. The gist of it is, Batista's an assassin, meets hot dancer, wants out of the game, gets out of the game, Doctor calls up and tells him he has a neurological disorder that'll kill him in three months. He goes to his handler(Ben Kingsly doing a jewish accent) to order a hit on himself so that dancer doesn't see him dying horribly and that she can cash out on insurance. Ben refuses so he goes to a different handler who hates him because he killed her father. She accepts and puts out the contract, two assassins accept.
A gang of korean martial artists with katanas/axes/sharp ying yangs(I don't know), and a pair of hungarian brothers on motorbikes.
The koreans show up and job in literally two minutes. The action is very poorly shot, the digital blood is extremely jarring and batista looks disinterested the entire time.
Then the hungarians show up and do some really shitty bike stunt-fighting, the "backflip with a motorcycle that hits someone" spot. Batista then gets up, hits one guy with a pipe and curb stomps him, then the other guy rushes him and batista just kicks him and he ded.
Batista tries calling off the hit but the handler who hates him refuses and ups the price so more assassins accept. Meanwhile Batista sets up a trap kill house in an old mansion.
Scott Adkins+Drew Mcintyre as two scot brothers who own a bar. They swear a lot in a thick scot accent but are subtitled to have their language toned down, Drew drops a lot of "cunts" during his speech. They show up, have a really short 1 minute hand to hand fight with Batista that's shot poorly, they're actually winning but the brothers start bickering and then Batista uses a trap that pulls drew into a nearby mounted rhino(?) head which impales him. Scott does some martial arts, including his signature jump-flip twice-feint a kick and then kick with the other leg move(I don't know what to call it but it's in literally every Scott Adkins movie I've seen sans Doctor Strange) and then dies. Also Drew's character apparently shat himself twice in that fight scene because they pause and go "what's that smell" then drew's character laughs
Two strippers(implied to be lesbians I think) show up with armor and rifles, and grenades. Grenades do fuck all in this movie. Batista runs down a hallway, they follow, one of the chicks trips a claymore mine and then gets knocked down to the floor. Batista runs in, drags her away, unpins one of the grenades on her vest then grabs her and tosses her in the goofiest looking shot I've seen in a while at the other stripper. Grenade goes boom, both ded.
Batista finds spanish flamenco dancer martial artist. They fight for a bit, it's supposed to be accompanied by the dancer's flamenco music but the sound mixing is ass so you can't really get a feel for it, then he trips another claymore which actually does what a claymore should do, shreds him. The effects are really bad.
Final assassin is Terry Crews. He calls up Batista after grabbing his dancer gf and proposes a trade, his life for hers. But the handler who called the hit hates batista and called in some extra mercenary goons, they're all indistinguishable bad guy mercs with the same kit as the two strippers and they die just as quick. Dancer GF escapes and hits Crews with a car, then picks up batista and goes to a church. On the drive they do the whole "you're a killer??? but I loved you!" spiel but they speedrun it and the dancer skips the whole "getting mad that her love has a secret criminal life" phase. They go to a church, they have a "comedic"(dialog is shit throughout this movie) scene where Batista confesses to the priest of all of his hits, they try to get married but Terry Crews shows up to object with a gun. More mercs show up, Crews refuses to kill batista now because he isn't getting paid his new price. Shitty action scene that ends in a minute, all mercs dead, Crews trapped under scaffolding and batista lets him go. They do the john wick "you broke the rules so you die now" scene with the handler who called the hit and ben kingsly(but it's done with zero presentation and this whole movie feels like someone shot and edited it as quickly as possible to go take a shit and never touched it since). Skip to wedding post cermony, "I'm retired", credits.
Some webms, I can't be fucked to redo them with audio because I was posting them on /pw/. These are the only two I felt were worth clipping to be honest, the rest of it is just meh.