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ForgedBlades said:
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joshibros we eatin' good this weekend.
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Eating VERY good.

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When did Damien priest & dominik mysterio end up white, Finn is Irish so he's a honorary black person, Cody's mom is Cuban. The card is diverse as fuck.
 
WhimsicalTrolli said:
When did Damien priest & dominik mysterio end up white, Finn is Irish so he's a honorary black person, Cody's mom is Cuban. The card is diverse as fuck.
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It only counts if they're black males. The Kweens also didn't count despite their obviously being forced into the show.
 
Bad Blood

DOM ON A POLE MATCH- that sunset flip was gnarly- then the commentator says "That Sunset flip was GNARLY. well played.
*I'm partially paying attention due to GAMING.*

-"Shoes, movies, and nuggets"? ok.
-Liv got ouch but DOM OPENED THE CAGE OMG WOW WOAH
kicking out of the Frog Splash feels disrespectful :/ I guess Eddie did them better.
-Liv's butt is REALLY COOL hahahaha
-OH AND THE SUCK IT... ok.
-Livs dead. F. Doms gonna dead. F
-Was that a ref cam? cool! yeah kendo stick. Do we have the name of the fellow(s) that replaced Kevin Dunn?
-Piñata? Domnata.
-Match ends via DQ (Dairy Queen). Maria Rodrigues (I didnt catch her name) lookin kinda chunky.

ADS. Already showing Crown Jewel ads lol. Hope the make it out alive this time!
-Well at least they got their shows booked for the next 11 months.

BLOODLINE VS REINS AND CODY:
-They take their time on the entrance and Roman Reign's new entrance music is a downgrade. They'll probably stick with it until the end of time.
-I would never be able to do this job because if I had to read "nugg" out loud, heads are gonna roll. By that I mean I'm gonna say "Nugger please" and getting burned at the stake .
-Oh a marching band spawned off screen! Lotta darks must be Cody. aaaand I was right. This would be awesome if Solo and Fatu started bashing the band geeks. Oh now they're backing to the theme. kinda neat.
-Cody's cool but I just wish he was more gooder.

Now for Over The Counter.
-Reigns isn't even to the ring yet and we're 20 minutes in with entrances. I almost want Solo and Fatu to win because they aren't holding the show up. Also Jacob Fatu has been great every time I've seen him, but the other 3 have been good.
-Stare down and I want to see the quick turn where Reigns DECKS Cody.
-The oola boola? Ooga booga got it.
*BELL RING*
-This is taking too long.
-ok I walked away and returned and Cody was mad about tagging Reigns in you could see it. He was ENRAGED.
-Shouldn't Cody be hanging on to a rope in the corner? Wait, Fatu isn't either. Wait, yes he is. Ok NOW they're hanging on.
-Reigns is down now.
-I feel as if that Cody cutter should be a finisher. But then BEAUTIFUL drop by Fatu.
-Crowd seems to like Roman more :T. He gets the hot tag and it's the classic 3 hit combo! Vince would be so proud, but Solo fell back a little too early for the jumping clothesline. pin out of nowhere whaaaat.
-Did I seriously miss Punk and Drew? I thought that was the main event tho ;-;. I'll have to go back for that.
-That was the shittiest stair spot I've ever seen. Ever. No joke. What was that guys? Cody was cleaning the table off and Fatu was STILL ON HIS FEET.
-ooo jump! and in a sane world both gentlemen are out for the rest of the match.
-"This is awesome" chants happen and admittedly if I was there in person I would be chanting with them.
-Blow trade AEW style lol
-More Rock cousins show up. OMG D: YOU CANT CHEAT LIKE THAT
-Jimmy Uso face turn but I cant help but feel it would've been smarter to keep his identity a SECRET and then they wouldnt KNOW who he was
-anyway, SPEAR 1 2 3.

Bloodline likes eachother rn coolcool. Wonder what happened to that Champion guy? Rocky Roads? oh there he is.
but then Reigns jumps Cody and now we got a hate triangle- nah they left cuz they're nice people now.
-Cody gets jumped and now they're HELPING!! YAY!!
-If I had to say Saucy Nuggs, I'd Benoit the responsible.
awww and he gave the belt bac UwU
-ROCK. Please be bad guy Rock. Still sounds like Final Boss. Mic? Music stopped. Could they not afford the rights?
Comes out and says nothing. People are booing. Yup he's still a heel. GOOD.

ADS, SCRUM, FUCK YOU. I'm going to
-nvm I cant rewind that far back yet
-OK IT'S rewonded now and Im gonna watch this Premo Live Evento YO.
-I think Drew can beat up CM Punk
-HELL CELL LORE WOOOOOO
-JULY!
-Is Cody Rhodes basically Lex Luger? BRING BACK TABOO TUESDAY
-SHEEEIT CODY WHAT WE DOIN HEER MAN ITS LATE N SHIT
-Solo Sikolo
-I want to kill Morgan AND Morgan while eating Wendy's for some reason
-Bad Blood hosted by some Bad Black Bitches in.. red..

CM PUNK (BLM) VS Drew "Im just keeping it as Drew because idk how to spell" McIntyre:
-idk what's scarier the Hell Cell being lowered or Michael Cole talking.
-Oh no dead pixels on the screen D:
-Punk gets loud cheers while Hunter seethes in Gorilla. GUARANTEED. I wonder if Tony Khan was crying during this. --This announcer sucks. I would take the mic and introduce myself.
-Michael Cole dropped the hard R (Ryback)!
-I'm rooting for Drew! slow walkup. Drew is telling him "I TWEETED #ALLLIVESMATTER" AND THEY FIGHT
-Yes Cole we know how metal works. It does more damage than non-metals.
-Drew popped Punk's head like a watermelon. He's dead now. Match is over. F. NO WAIT HE'S STILL GOING! wrench? ooooo gimmicky!
-PRIME. ugh. Fuckin Log. using table legs? Is he the table? How does that work- OUCH ON TABLE SLAM. TWICE. I AM THE TABLE. Crowd chants "one more time". tried to drive his eye into the table. pretty epic :0
-GTS to Claymore spot was pretty cool
-Punk got juice. probably dead. Drew is killing it.
-I know you guys don't like Punk's in-ring work and say he gets gassed a lot but at the same time, he's gassed because he's getting beat up. $ellin. If Bret likes him, he's probably* fine (in the ring).
-Punk comeback.
-"this is awesome". admittedly I like this match more than the others.
-Macs getting more juice than punk jeez.
-Toolbox from the top rope spot. Pretty sweet.
-That GTS was nice. Back angle shot of it too. badass. and a slo-mo replay NICE
-Claymore outta nowhere but my gut telegraphed it so it wasnt shocking but cool. Oh cool Claymore counter. now Sharpshooter! This is good match.
-The secret to a good chop is that you "Chop the shit outta em" -Ric Flair
-Suplex through the table. Punk's dead. He's missing his head and was torn in half. Drews gassed and cant pick steps up oof.
-Punk really has the nerve to get up. Someone mustve tweeted BLM for him
-white noise on the steps. match is done.
-KICKOUT. We call that a false finish lololol
-Drew slipped and got thrown in the vise-HE HAS A WRENCH- PUNK CAUGHT- "PRAY TO YOUR GOD *low blow*.
-yeah see I call this a good match and the others I saw were just kinda OK.
-Drew swats away the face clean and OH NOT THE BEADS!!!
-Dodged Claymore to steps.
-Punk SHOVED THE BEADS IN DREWS MOUTH OMG won after wrapping his knee in a chain.
-"looks like a crime scene" lmao
-This was match of the night. theme music looped lol

idk if Im watching the other matches cuz Nia Jax? nah Im good.
 
Punk going over was a massive L decision imo. Drew has more time left and single handedly carried the feud and match. Willing to put money down Punk threatened to pack up his toys and go home again if he wasn't given the W. This will propel him into a RR win and a bland WM41 match where yet another younger talent has to drag his ass through a match (kinda hope it's Gunther because he might legitimately kill Punk with those chops).
 
I've watched the Killer's Game.
It's pretty shit.
It starts off with 30 minutes of the most boring setup imaginable. The gist of it is, Batista's an assassin, meets hot dancer, wants out of the game, gets out of the game, Doctor calls up and tells him he has a neurological disorder that'll kill him in three months. He goes to his handler(Ben Kingsly doing a jewish accent) to order a hit on himself so that dancer doesn't see him dying horribly and that she can cash out on insurance. Ben refuses so he goes to a different handler who hates him because he killed her father. She accepts and puts out the contract, two assassins accept.

A gang of korean martial artists with katanas/axes/sharp ying yangs(I don't know), and a pair of hungarian brothers on motorbikes.
The koreans show up and job in literally two minutes. The action is very poorly shot, the digital blood is extremely jarring and batista looks disinterested the entire time.
Then the hungarians show up and do some really shitty bike stunt-fighting, the "backflip with a motorcycle that hits someone" spot. Batista then gets up, hits one guy with a pipe and curb stomps him, then the other guy rushes him and batista just kicks him and he ded.

Batista tries calling off the hit but the handler who hates him refuses and ups the price so more assassins accept. Meanwhile Batista sets up a trap kill house in an old mansion.

Scott Adkins+Drew Mcintyre as two scot brothers who own a bar. They swear a lot in a thick scot accent but are subtitled to have their language toned down, Drew drops a lot of "cunts" during his speech. They show up, have a really short 1 minute hand to hand fight with Batista that's shot poorly, they're actually winning but the brothers start bickering and then Batista uses a trap that pulls drew into a nearby mounted rhino(?) head which impales him. Scott does some martial arts, including his signature jump-flip twice-feint a kick and then kick with the other leg move(I don't know what to call it but it's in literally every Scott Adkins movie I've seen sans Doctor Strange) and then dies. Also Drew's character apparently shat himself twice in that fight scene because they pause and go "what's that smell" then drew's character laughs

Two strippers(implied to be lesbians I think) show up with armor and rifles, and grenades. Grenades do fuck all in this movie. Batista runs down a hallway, they follow, one of the chicks trips a claymore mine and then gets knocked down to the floor. Batista runs in, drags her away, unpins one of the grenades on her vest then grabs her and tosses her in the goofiest looking shot I've seen in a while at the other stripper. Grenade goes boom, both ded.

Batista finds spanish flamenco dancer martial artist. They fight for a bit, it's supposed to be accompanied by the dancer's flamenco music but the sound mixing is ass so you can't really get a feel for it, then he trips another claymore which actually does what a claymore should do, shreds him. The effects are really bad.

Final assassin is Terry Crews. He calls up Batista after grabbing his dancer gf and proposes a trade, his life for hers. But the handler who called the hit hates batista and called in some extra mercenary goons, they're all indistinguishable bad guy mercs with the same kit as the two strippers and they die just as quick. Dancer GF escapes and hits Crews with a car, then picks up batista and goes to a church. On the drive they do the whole "you're a killer??? but I loved you!" spiel but they speedrun it and the dancer skips the whole "getting mad that her love has a secret criminal life" phase. They go to a church, they have a "comedic"(dialog is shit throughout this movie) scene where Batista confesses to the priest of all of his hits, they try to get married but Terry Crews shows up to object with a gun. More mercs show up, Crews refuses to kill batista now because he isn't getting paid his new price. Shitty action scene that ends in a minute, all mercs dead, Crews trapped under scaffolding and batista lets him go. They do the john wick "you broke the rules so you die now" scene with the handler who called the hit and ben kingsly(but it's done with zero presentation and this whole movie feels like someone shot and edited it as quickly as possible to go take a shit and never touched it since). Skip to wedding post cermony, "I'm retired", credits.

Some webms, I can't be fucked to redo them with audio because I was posting them on /pw/. These are the only two I felt were worth clipping to be honest, the rest of it is just meh.



 
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I don't give a fuck about endless Coconig drama. Just give me The Rock vs Cody Rhodes, Dwayne you nepotistic little shit.!
 
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