Watched night one at home with some buddies. Thoughts:
- Rhea Ripley vs Becky: obvious outcome. Grade C
- Six team tag ladder match: match of the night for me. Some great action and nice to see R Truth and Miz win the Raw belt. Grade A-
- Andrade and Rey vs Santos and Dom. Some nice spots and good finish. Dom has grown as a performer. Rey still has it. Andrade looked good, I'm sure he's glad he left AEW. Grade B+
- Jimmy vs Jey Uso: coconut niggers superkick each other forever. Grade C-
- Bianca, Naomi, Jade vs Damage Control: hype package was basically Bianca getting her shit pushed in by the Joshis for weeks. So she recruits Naomi who also gets beat to shit. Jade Cargill to the rescue. The match itself was just Bianca for the first half then Jade to finish. Naomi was a non factor and looks fat. Bianca looks like a clown. Jade looked good. Grade C-
- Samy Zayn vs Gunther: Gunther beats the shit out of the ginger crypto Muslim only to get beat by a botch. Grade C
- Cody and Seth vs Rock and Roman: a slow burn to barn burner. Enjoyed heel Rock "I don't fuck around". Expected finish but strong showing. Grade A
Edit press conference was a waste of time. You had Rhea do some boiler plate, followed by the nigger bitches whinging about representation and rambling, then Coconut nigger in chief being a complete charisma vacuum, then the Rock came out to talk corporate speak, and Triple H doubling down on that with corporate metrics. Avoid the presser it was AIDS.