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Kaizer Ghidorah said:
You're the one who put words in my mouth with a very projection laden tone and ended your post with a smug declaration about how totally not mad you are but whatever helps you sleep at night
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They are worthless drones. Unable to grab a few sexy pics online at a library, saved to a floppy. Or sneaking downstairs at your grans to tape the television x freeview. Or even stealing your uncles porno he keeps hidden in his shed.

Honestly, anyone wanking over television needs to be strangled for sheer lack of creativity.

Also yeah, those bra skanks were pure "let me go grab some toast, Gangrel should be on after this nothingness".
 
I have very special tastes that Stacy Keibler and late 90’s early 00’s women’s wrasslin satisfied not every wank has to be to xxx gaping assholes eating cheerios out of a colon porn. Sometimes you just wanna see a nice butt in a g string.
 
My issue with women's wrestling is that you're never going to get the quality of something like Mayu Iwatani vs Syuri because 1) no one is ever going to invest 25 minutes of TV time to women and 2) no one in their right mind wants to work in the style of Misawa/Kawada and get dropped on their neck 8 times.

Say what you will but that Kings Road style still marks me the fuck out, regardless of how dangerous and stupid the shit is.
 
The more I think about it the more I reckon Gunther vs Bron Breakker will be a better match than Gunther vs Lesnar. Lesnar would just do the bare minimum and demand more money. Bron and Gunther could really believably go for each other. Make it a steel cage or some kind of hardcore match and I think you'd have a great 30-40 minute opening match for night 2 of Wrestlemania.
 
Steinercard said:
The more I think about it the more I reckon Gunther vs Bron Breakker will be a better match than Gunther vs Lesnar. Lesnar would just do the bare minimum and demand more money. Bron and Gunther could really believably go for each other. Make it a steel cage or some kind of hardcore match and I think you'd have a great 30-40 minute opening match for night 2 of Wrestlemania.
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I still think they should wait for ilja to debut to dethrone Gunther
 
Steinercard said:
The more I think about it the more I reckon Gunther vs Bron Breakker will be a better match than Gunther vs Lesnar. Lesnar would just do the bare minimum and demand more money. Bron and Gunther could really believably go for each other. Make it a steel cage or some kind of hardcore match and I think you'd have a great 30-40 minute opening match for night 2 of Wrestlemania.
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I don't think Lesnar's all that interested in the fed if Vince ain't there. They clearly had a bond over being the biggest chad/asshole in the room, rural beginnings, redneck pastimes, etc.
 
mgl that would have been about seventy times cooler with JR hollering BAH GAWD IT'S HECHEY SAY ROW! HECHEY SAY ROW AND MISTACO...
 
Only three good matches tonight. Opening which it's nice to see BCC going to be in a feud that could mean something. Hangman's match was okay but there were a few botches in it, mostly Hangman fault like not going through the ropes correctly after a pounce. Swerves match was better but he was also in their with RVD. Only backstage segment I liked was the Bucks and Darby. The women's match was terrible. it felt like they didn't communicate at all. Camera angles were terrible too. They managed to show more of the arena empty including the side we're supposed to be watching in a match. They need to go to new markets. Good thing they claim they'll be doing that.

I think Hooks new name will be the Brooklyn Savage.
 
Anonymus Fluhre said:
They managed to show more of the arena empty including the side we're supposed to be watching in a match. They need to go to new markets. Good thing they claim they'll be doing that.
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They had less than 2000 tickets sold going into last nights show. Even if they have to run smaller venues they really need to start hitting up new cities.

Some weeks they have worse attendance at TV than WCW had when it was on deaths door.
 
trent said:
They had less than 2000 tickets sold going into last nights show. Even if they have to run smaller venues they really need to start hitting up new cities.

Some weeks they have worse attendance at TV than WCW had when it was on deaths door.
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I think they're in smaller hockey rink arena's too given the layout of the seats. They have market fatigue so they need to go to more places. If I can see them every two or three months without going 250miles they're fucking up.
BiggestKai said:
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The thing is though, Phil skips the whole thing and just gets himself some muffins.
 
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