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Imagine.....

Imagine... being Seth in this promo and having to be all like "damn, Becky Lynch, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your tight body and horrific androgynous monster face. I would totally have sex with you, both as Seth Rollins and as Colby Lopez." when all he really wants to do is fuck another NXT whore in the locker room. Like seriously imagine having to be Seth and not only sit in the back while Becky Lynch flaunts her disgusting body in front of the WWE universe, the favorable lighting barely concealing her stretchmarks and leathery skin, and just sit there, match after match, promo after promo, while she botches every move. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fucking visage but her haughty attitude as everyone in gorilla tells her she's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, BECKY LYNCH LOOKS LIKE THAT?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch her mannish fucking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of tight athletes and high school dropouts and later alleged scat lovers for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in Buffalo. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on her dimpled ass as she tries in vain to stick it out and shake it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in her "statuesque (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she worked so hard for with personal trainers in the previous months. And then Paul calls for another promo, and you know you could kill every single person in this room before the arena security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Seth. You're not going to lose your future booking career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.

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Exterminatus said:
The rumor I heard is he fucked himself pretty hard by buying up some properties to turn into rentals around the Chicago area right before COVID hit and they made it illegal to kick tenants for not paying rent. Which is ironic really when we know how much of a lefty Punk portrays himself as and probably subscribes to the "eat the rich" and "kill landlords" mentality.
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That's not the rumor that's floating around.

The story floating around 4chan is that Punk got fucked over by the lead singer of Rancid, who conspired with a crooked real estate agent to basically con Punk out of most of his retirement money as part of a long running scam the singer and his crooked real estate agent friend pulled on people in their circle: basically the singer introduces victims to the crooked real estate agent, who cons them into overpaying for properties that are expected to go up in value because someone wants to build on the property so you need to grab the land up quick to flip it to the big corporation that wants to buy the land for their own purposes or look great on the outside but require wholesale interior gutting/redoing insides from scratch level money pit crapshacks with the lead singer of Rancid vouching for the crooked real estate agent whenever the mark starts questioning why he is being asked to overpay for shitty property.

Adding to that, the real estate agent sticks in a NDA type clause in all of his contracts and calls it boilerplate in the real estate business (and hoping people like Punk are too dumb to see that as a HUGE red flag) and that this is one of the reasons why Punk fucked off to California like he did since he got burnt bad by the two scammers and didn't want to be around them knowing that they fucked him over but good and he was muzzled from saying anything.


whogoesthere said:
They are worthless drones. Unable to grab a few sexy pics online at a library, saved to a floppy. Or sneaking downstairs at your grans to tape the television x freeview. Or even stealing your uncles porno he keeps hidden in his shed.

Honestly, anyone wanking over television needs to be strangled for sheer lack of creativity.

Also yeah, those bra skanks were pure "let me go grab some toast, Gangrel should be on after this nothingness".
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In defense of women's wrestling, at least in the Attitude/Ruthless Aggression and PG era (at least until the cancer that was the Horsewomen happened and killed women's wrestling in the WWE), they had actually compelling storylines and characters people care about. People actually cared about Trish, Lita, Sable, etc. Fuck, Trish and Sable had multiple major storylines that had people on the edge of their seats and fully emotionally invested in them.

Right now, it's all gone downhill. The only reason people like Bianca is that she's the first time since the pre-Horsewomen that a female talent got over/pushed because fans liked her, not because Vince/Johnny declared she was going to be forced down fans throats whether they liked her or not. And hell, NXT went to dogshit when Shawn went all in on Toxic Attraction and the women's division rather than rebuild around Dexter Lumis, Bron Breaker, Cameron Grimes, Joe Gacy, Carmelo, and Grayson Waller and had it blow up in his face when Mandy got caught running an Only Fans.
 
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Chaos Theorist said:
Imagine.....

Imagine... being Seth in this promo and having to be all like "damn, Becky Lynch, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your tight body and horrific androgynous monster face. I would totally have sex with you, both as Seth Rollins and as Colby Lopez." when all he really wants to do is fuck another NXT whore in the locker room. Like seriously imagine having to be Seth and not only sit in the back while Becky Lynch flaunts her disgusting body in front of the WWE universe, the favorable lighting barely concealing her stretchmarks and leathery skin, and just sit there, match after match, promo after promo, while she botches every move. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fucking visage but her haughty attitude as everyone in gorilla tells her she's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, BECKY LYNCH LOOKS LIKE THAT?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch her mannish fucking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of tight athletes and high school dropouts and later alleged scat lovers for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in Buffalo. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on her dimpled ass as she tries in vain to stick it out and shake it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in her "statuesque (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she worked so hard for with personal trainers in the previous months. And then Paul calls for another promo, and you know you could kill every single person in this room before the arena security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Seth. You're not going to lose your future booking career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.

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Calm down, Seth
 
CyrusHowler said:
They all felt so bad for Punk when he got injured after DoN 2022. Now that he’s in the fed tho, fuck him.
At least WWE fans felt bad for Omega getting Diverticulitis.
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Full disclosure - while I never want to see someone out because of an injury, the only reason I’m somewhat amused with Punk being hurt is because I gave it 3 Months when he returned, and he barely made it 2.5.

At this point, Punk might just be too broken down to physically wrestle any more, considering he apparently can’t work a Big Match without getting hurt.

…all that said, I’m laughing if Punk getting hurt changes the Mania plan to Cody-Seth and Roman-Rock, entirely because losing a Mania Main Event to Dwayne yet again might start the countdown to a sperg out.
 
BiggestKai said:
I'll probably regret asking this. What the fuck is a "janetty"?
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Generally speaking - the tag partner who has significantly less success after the team splits.

The prime example - and where we got the term - is Marty Janetty, Shawn Michaels old Tag Partner. Shawn became an All Time Great, and Marty last I checked is an alcoholic working bingo halls to this day.
 
So this video showed up in my feed. I guess in 2022 a wrestler showed up on 4chan and started posting a bunch of backstage shit about all sorts of stuff. Basically confirming Tony Khan is a cokehead, claiming Kylie Rae left AEW over Jericho having an open marriage and trying to fuck her, describing Bryan Danielson as being an eco fascist, saying Will Ospreay is autistic long before Ospreay himself confirmed it. YouTube comments and even the video narrators themselves seem to point towards the wrestler in question doing the posting being Shawn Spears, with the narrators dropping a hint that the poster may be a "chairman".

I had no clue this had even happened, but this video has been a really interesting watch for me.
 
Leaf Wage Slave Jr said:
Full disclosure - while I never want to see someone out because of an injury, the only reason I’m somewhat amused with Punk being hurt is because I gave it 3 Months when he returned, and he barely made it 2.5.

At this point, Punk might just be too broken down to physically wrestle any more, considering he apparently can’t work a Big Match without getting hurt.

…all that said, I’m laughing if Punk getting hurt changes the Mania plan to Cody-Seth and Roman-Rock, entirely because losing a Mania Main Event to Dwayne yet again might start the countdown to a sperg out.
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Drew is milking it too much for it to not be a work in some way
 
Kaizer Ghidorah said:
Is there am actually credible source on cornette being a cuck I know it's a common joke and all
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no hard evidence, but people seem to talk about it all the time so there must be some truth behind it.

BONECRUSHER said:
Several wrestlers have talked about it, way too much smoke for there to not be fire tbh. I disagree on the assertion that he's like Russo, say what you want about the man but he didn't go around trying to act tough by slapping talent around then crying for security. Russo was trying to write car crash TV, and tried to give everyone on the roster something to do. Cornette is a faggot that's stuck in his NWA shit from the 80's.
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