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Tom Nook's Gloryhole said:
That Miz promo years back where he went off on Daniel Bryan just ages like a fine wine, because these fuckers aren't even saving risky and dangerous moves for the PPVs, they're dropping them on Dynamite's and Collisions and random indie shows watched by 50 people.
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"Why don't you go back to the bingo hall with your indie friends!" Was both a mic drop moment and a prediction of the future. The Miz called it 7 years ago.
 
Maybe a controversial opinion, and I may be completely retarded, but I think women's wrestling would be better if the women were all troons. Most, if not all women wrestlers cannot wrestle very well or make it look remotely believable. Their matches are just piss breaks for most people. Just get a bunch of troons like Brandon Degroat (Nyla Rose), Tyler Reks (whose new tranny name I am unaware of), Gisele Shaw (that Filipino tranny from Impact), and we can finally have some watchable women's wrestling. Just remember not to stare at their stinkditches.
 
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In a shock of shocks, according to Fightful Select, Omos looks to be now used as a special attraction under Trips' watch. But what is kind surprising is Creative has nothing for one of his guys, Dexter Lumis.
 
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Troon Faggotress 2 said:
Maybe a controversial opinion, and I may be completely retarded, but I think women's wrestling would be better if the women were all troons. Most, if not all women wrestlers cannot wrestle very well or make it look remotely believable. Their matches are just piss breaks for most people. Just get a bunch of troons like Brandon Degroat (Nyla Rose), Tyler Reks (whose new tranny name I am unaware of), Gisele Shaw (that Filipino tranny from Impact), and we can finally have some watchable women's wrestling. Just remember not to stare at their stinkditches.
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I don't think people watch women wrasslin' for the actual wrasslin', just a more physical version of softcore porn.
 
Looking up next weeks Smackdown. Can't say it makes a lot of sense except for the end

Flabba Wabba Jabba said:
I don't think people watch women wrasslin' for the actual wrasslin', just a more physical version of softcore porn.
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It's no different than why people watch female streamers on Twitch. Shit like that just get's around bad parental controls. At least until an AI version comes out.
 
Women's wrestling is obviously a lower standard than mens wrestling, but at the very least a great women's match can be just as good as an above average men's match. It's a shame I can't say that about pretty much any other women's sport bar perhaps tennis. Women's soccer is just unintentionally hilarious for all the wrong reasons.
 
Tom Nook's Gloryhole said:
Women's wrestling is obviously a lower standard than mens wrestling, but at the very least a great women's match can be just as good as an above average men's match. It's a shame I can't say that about pretty much any other women's sport bar perhaps tennis. Women's soccer is just unintentionally hilarious for all the wrong reasons.
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I think the only good match I've seen was Rhea vs Charlotte at W39.
 
Flabba Wabba Jabba said:
I think the only good match I've seen was Rhea vs Charlotte at W39.
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Only good women's match I ever saw started with both chicks in bikinis and ended in the winner fucking the loser. The ring didn't have any ropes, it was just a gym mat with a circle drawn on it. There was an awful lot of fingers going into orifices as well during the match. I forget what wrestling promotion it was for though.
 
Troon Faggotress 2 said:
Only good women's match I ever saw started with both chicks in bikinis and ended in the winner fucking the loser. The ring didn't have any ropes, it was just a gym mat with a circle drawn on it. There was an awful lot of fingers going into orifices as well during the match. I forget what wrestling promotion it was for though.
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Is the promotion probably Pornhub?
 
Tom Nook's Gloryhole said:
Women's wrestling is obviously a lower standard than mens wrestling, but at the very least a great women's match can be just as good as an above average men's match. It's a shame I can't say that about pretty much any other women's sport bar perhaps tennis. Women's soccer is just unintentionally hilarious for all the wrong reasons.
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At least men have some compassion on the field
 
Exist0 said:
Got into AEW because got bored off WWE after all these years, hunting and digging for some good matches, find a few from both offerings. Life in digital age where I can watch Indy Mexican/japanese feds with tiny crowds, Kaiju wrestling!, zona 23?. All fun stuff, but nothing that keeps my ass in the seat and drunkenly screaming for more.

Start watching Lucha Underground from the start for the 3rd time, shed a tear of joy.

Will we ever get something so wonderfully packaged, maintaining some crazy kayfabe, with talent from all over the globe again?.

Seeing Vamp get off his ass and fuck with Pentagon Jr just made my day dimes. Even the botches, audio fuck ups, commentary just doing their own thing. It was perfectly jank.

I miss it bros
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I was just thinking the other day when watching AEW how much I miss Lucha Underground. Makes me sad :(

IDanceonTrannyGraves said:
PWInsider.com can confirm that this past Monday morning TKO's Marc Shapiro as well as WWE's Nick Khan and Paul Levesque were in NYC at the Warner Bros. Discovery headquarters meeting with WBD executive Bruce Campbell about potentially moving Raw to the WBD family.


AEW is fucked.

Hail to the King, baby.
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I'd feel bad for AEW, even if they're kind of really annoying anymore, but I'd also be glad that WBD would probably allow WWE to make Raw more watchable by going back down to 2 hours and not requiring nearly as many mid-match ad breaks.

Preferred Penne said:
The booing was deafening live, so I'd say it's legit.
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Dominic is honestly probably the best heel out there right now because he hasn't fallen into that trap of smarks cheering him on, to be ironic or whatever. Except for me. I always laugh at the nuclear heat he gets and root for him. Though that might be because I keep forgetting that he's not actually Eddie's son.

Tom Nook's Gloryhole said:
Every time without fail, wrestlers are told that their wrestling style is unsustainable and dangerous in the long term.

Every time without fail, wrestlers will laugh and explain that "they're build differently" and what they're doing is obviously safe

Every time without fail, wrestlers will end up retiring with major issues that could have been avoided by slowing the fuck down.

This doesn't just relate to Kenny, Danielson, Page etc. but even guys like Big E had his retarded apron spear that was bound to fuck up eventually. That Miz promo years back where he went off on Daniel Bryan just ages like a fine wine, because these fuckers aren't even saving risky and dangerous moves for the PPVs, they're dropping them on Dynamite's and Collisions and random indie shows watched by 50 people.

This shit has to stop, and someone needs to be in charge of the shows beforehand going "if you try and do anything dangerous you're fired". Part of me is genuinely wondering if some of the indie shitters are trying to go all out in the hopes they pick up a nasty injury and can start a class action against AEW down the line (as good fucking luck trying to extract money from some mudshow promotion held together with sticky tape) in the same way those ECW guys went after WWE after their brief stint instead of going after Heyman directly.
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Onni Kalsarikännit said:
I don't get this mindset in general. Imagine someone like Ronaldo would be "Fuck it, I do this bicycle kick and when I have to break my neck to do it". In no other sport the athletes are "Fuck my body, broken bones are cool". Everybody is trying to stay healthy as long as possible so they can go as long as possible and win stuff and earn money and meanwhile FTR baldy posts pictures on Twitter wondering what the other passangers on the plane are thinking of his visible injuries and bruises.

Wrestlers are really a special sort of retards.
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The funny thing is, if I have this right, the whole point of wrestling being a work in the first place was because guys who were actually legitimately wrestling each other realized that, if they cooperated with each other, they could do more shows in more towns and make more money by preserving their bodies by not actually tweaking each other's joints to hell. But now so much showmanship shit has been added that guys are back to actually fucking each other up and putting themselves into early retirement, where they can't earn nearly as much money over their lifetimes. Obviously a lot of this has to do with the death of kayfabe and modern guys feeling like they have to prove something... but it's still silly and short-sighted.

Idk, I wish someone would do another Miz promo on Danielson, especially if they're going to have the BCC cunts being all pissy about other wrestlers like Andrade exploiting his injuries.
 
Troon Faggotress 2 said:
Only good women's match I ever saw started with both chicks in bikinis and ended in the winner fucking the loser. The ring didn't have any ropes, it was just a gym mat with a circle drawn on it. There was an awful lot of fingers going into orifices as well during the match. I forget what wrestling promotion it was for though.
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Yeah there's a lot of weird fetish wrestling stuff out there.

Would be up for WWE to bring back the good old bra 'n' panty matches with the slime/mudbaths LOL.
 
XYZpdq Jr. said:
I think some of it is the USA/Canada indy style apeing the highspots out of Mexico and trying to do those in a vacuum from the rest of lucha style, the rolling bumps and trios matches in particular.
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It's that and also the "strong style" Japanese bullshit. The entire point of wrestling is to not hurt one another for real but make it look somewhat real, plus you get to be active longer and earn more money, it's like Kevin Nash said, "the only things in wrestling that are real are the miles and money".

People get defensive when you rag on flippy shit but it's not inherently the flippy shit, it's when you make it look so fake you can't suspend disbelief. Anything that looks overly choreographed stands out so much, it's not even just an AEW thing but it just takes me out of a match.


Speaking of women's wrestling it looks like Charlotte giga fucked her knee in that match with Asuka. She tore her meniscus, ACL, and MCL so she'll be out likely 9+ months.
 
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