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My issue with the current wave of guys they're rolling out are split into two groups: the Kofi guys and the Big E guys and you know what I mean. I was trying to remember who did that cool as fuck spider man dive off the ceiling of the elimination chamber and after looking up and seeing it wasn't Swerve, Carmello, or Trick but Montez Ford I said to myself "and the smarks say there's too many vanilla midgets who were trying to be the next HBK or Dynamite Kid".
I have to be real, they're all just nigger #1, nigger #2, nigger #3, et cetera to me.
I have no interest seeing them in the ring whether it's Jeevon Evan bouncing around like daffy duck at an AEW tryout, Swerve Strickland bleeding blood clots into fagman Adam Page's mouth, or Obe Femmy overstaying his welcome in the rumble because big nigger is big.
NONE of them interest me whatsoever. They're boring, generic and I'd rather watch Asuka, Iyo and Kairi argue for 20 minutes straight with no subtitles because at least it would be entertaining and I'd be looking at something pleasant.
IT DOESNT MATTER WHAT YOU THINK ABOUT ICE
Know your role (a nepo baby)
and shut your mouth, Jabroni dykearoni.
Gunther just hanging dudes now

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Reckon he shouldn't have opened his mouth to Gunther :story:
Stephanie Vaquer got a new garbage theme.
She's a garbage wrestler, so it makes sense.
as a fan of the Codester, Cody Rhodes should not win the elimination chamber
It should be Jacob Fatu winning the Elimination Chamber, though I get the feeling that Cody will be part of a triple threat for the title at Mania since that's where the story is going. Regardless, Fatu needs to win the title at Mania.
Cody doesn't need a title to be interesting. They should have had someone else win the rumble and did Roman v Cody 3 with no belt. They are talented enough to pull it off with no belt at stake.
I love Fatu but he's too fucking new to main event mania. We already have one Samoan nepotism main event, we don't need both of them to be.
Personally, I'd much rather LA Knight win and slap CM Punk around and FINALLY win one of the big 2, but that's just my personal preference.
 
Forgot to mention it earlier, but Roman v Punk is going to be the fucking SADDEST match at Mania 42. A slow, injury prone, winded middle aged man who looks like a tomato after 45 seconds of activity going up against a guy who became an actor, that does less wrestling than Brock and has more rust on him than the USS Arizona.
Reckon it will (HOPEFULLY) main event night one, and it will be a hilariously sloppy botch fest.
 
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It's because no matter how much whitening cream he uses, body parts he chops off, and filters he uses, in reality he is still this person:

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99.9999 times out of 100 it’s ugly fucks who insist on “ackhually if I was a gorl I’d totally be the sex metal barbie I masturbate to you’d envy.

Gross.

I think Dwanye shares the same beliefs as Simone. The only difference is that The Rock knows when to shut the fuck up.
If that was true he wouldn’t have been so brazen about Joe Biden in a very contested run nor disavowed him once it was safe to do so in such a lame manner.
Dwayne doesn’t believe in anything. He’ll be whatever the tide dictates. If tomorrow everyone was a nazi he’d post an IG selfie showing off his fresh Hugo Boss nazi gear.
If the spics took over America tomorrow Dwayne would be speaking in Spanish non-stop.


Stephanie Vaquer got a new garbage theme.
Wtf does HHH have against hot women who aren’t roid junkies?
 
My issue with the current wave of guys they're rolling out are split into two groups: the Kofi guys and the Big E guys and you know what I mean. I was trying to remember who did that cool as fuck spider man dive off the ceiling of the elimination chamber and after looking up and seeing it wasn't Swerve, Carmello, or Trick but Montez Ford I said to myself "and the smarks say there's too many vanilla midgets who were trying to be the next HBK or Dynamite Kid".
It’s really something when you can’t tell these new nigs apart, but 25 years ago no one confused Booker T, Farooq, Godfather, Mark Henry, or Norman Smiley with each other.
Five distinct black men filling in different roles, each with their own style, mannerisms, and wrestling arsenal.
That’s without mentioning some obscure little known jabroni never-was called The Rock.

Now???
 
It’s really something when you can’t tell these new nigs apart, but 25 years ago no one confused Booker T, Farooq, Godfather, Mark Henry, or Norman Smiley with each other.
Five distinct black men filling in different roles, each with their own style, mannerisms, and wrestling arsenal.
That’s without mentioning some obscure little known jabroni never-was called The Rock.

Now???

Off the top of my head you can add New Jack, Viscera, D-Lo, Elix Skipper. There's virtually no overlap between any of them.

I'm sick of flippy negro #638209 and former collegiate athlete #2994203. Wrestling as a whole though; it seems like creative just can't create a compelling character. Gone are the days of a Kane, Undertaker, Mankind - characters with depth - and now we're just stuck with "lol he appears when you say his name", "s/he's super athletic!", and "yesteryear's star past his/her sell by date". Seth Rollins might be the most interesting out of anybody but even he comes off as some acting school fag with a penchant for goofy clothes who tries too hard.

Sign of the times.
 
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