General Wrestling Discussion

[Julius Caesar The 187th]

Explains Kidd Bandit to a T and why his career is in the shitter.

Don't you know? Kidd is @Null 's second most favorite wrestler, next to James Stephanie Sterling?

 

[crunchy bits are the best]

Oh yeah. I was big into the metal scene and alt kid scene growing up and even now. You kind of start noticing that even though these people are your friends, they constantly make the worst decisions at any given moment and are completely incapable of growing up. And then they complain that it's all the evil Republican and Christian's fault that their life is the way it is. No, I seem to remember you growing up in the same rich school district as me and squandering it by cutting class, smoking weed all day, and dabbling in heroin. It's why I believe everyone is ultimately responsible for their own situation. The choices I've made in my life are responsible for almost all my problems but also all my successes. And I think keeping myself free of tattos and piercings and drugs even though I was under immense peer pressure has something to do with that.

And back on topic, The Rock's daughter is so fucking terrible I doubt we'll see much more of her anywhere. She'll be some lesbian social media icon for bulldykes but that's it.

Social media icon.....just another label that people with delusions of grandeur want to attain like "being the Rock's daughter" is enough to get a job at WWE no matter how shitty your qualifications are and then throwing away the odds of going back there by embracing political derangement. People like her are just sheltered babies who never value hard work and don't take responsibility for their actions.

Explains Kidd Bandit to a T and why his career is in the shitter.

I'm sure he blames Trump on why he's an ugly troon without a working vag too.

 

[Rudolf's Friend]

I'm sure he blames Trump on why he's an ugly troon without a working vag too.

Funny you joke about it.

💼 Careercow Post in thread 'Kidd Bandit / Joseph Bryan Nuguid / Aveline Nuguid'

Jan 31, 2026

Joey's having another meltdown again, crying about how he's not making any money in America because of that hecking Drumpfler and wishing death upon him. Like it's been said in this thread this dude had 3 years to get a major contract, and he even got tryout matches in AEW, and they passed because he offers nothing.

We also have this nigga unironically replying to terminally online wrestling lolcow Rovert, who could make for a good lolcow thread if I ever got the time and info about him.

And...

• Rudolf's Friend

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[CyrusHowler]

My sympathy for the death threat she received during the #WeWantCody movement is gone.

Prolly didn’t even get any.
I’m extremely suspicious of any “death threats” I hear people like this get because of the fake ones Kelly Marie Tran got after Solo bombed at the box office.
They do it to shield (heh) themselves from criticism.

While WWE fans are malding about how shit the Royal Rumble was

“Shit”

Tony Khan just got doxxed.

Fuck ‘em.
I’m supposed to hate billionaires right?

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

 

[crunchy bits are the best]

Funny you joke about it.

It's typical of his kind to blame everyone but themselves for their shitty life decisions and any constructive criticism to them immediately labels you as a Trump-loving Nazi whose opinions are all invalid. These people properly deserve mockery and humiliation for all of their bravado and posturing because they're just cry-bullies at heart.

 

[Lip Glossary]

Funny you joke about it.

💼 Careercow Post in thread 'Kidd Bandit / Joseph Bryan Nuguid / Aveline Nuguid'

Jan 31, 2026

Joey's having another meltdown again, crying about how he's not making any money in America because of that hecking Drumpfler and wishing death upon him. Like it's been said in this thread this dude had 3 years to get a major contract, and he even got tryout matches in AEW, and they passed because he offers nothing.

We also have this nigga unironically replying to terminally online wrestling lolcow Rovert, who could make for a good lolcow thread if I ever got the time and info about him.

And...

• Rudolf's Friend

Reactions: x 1 x 1

Would be hilarious to watch this idiot have a match with some old schooler who potatoes the fuck out of him the entire time.
Now THAT I would pay to see.

Prolly didn’t even get any.
I’m extremely suspicious of any “death threats” I hear people like this get because of the fake ones Kelly Marie Tran got after Solo bombed at the box office.
They do it to shield (heh) themselves from criticism.

Yeah I have found "threats" niggers get to be super dubious ever since that I think it was a congresswoman who said she got mailed horrible threats and when she posted them to twitter one of them said something about her being a "bed wench".
She gave herself away because no White person even knew what a bed wench was and had to google it. That's the kind of insult for a nigger only a nigger would know.

It's typical of his kind to blame everyone but themselves for their shitty life decisions and any constructive criticism to them immediately labels you as a Trump-loving Nazi whose opinions are all invalid. These people properly deserve mockery and humiliation for all of their bravado and posturing because they're just cry-bullies at heart.

No, you don't understand... fake Sheilas who wrestle are getting paid less than when Biden was in office because Trump is friends with Vince McMahon and Vince McMahon controls literally every wrestling event in America.
Maybe people just want to see wrestlers with TALENT and not some gay freak show do sloppy spots because he's worried about his tucked in dick popping out.
I love how this delusional entitled poofter didn't account for the fact that wrestling had a miniature boom from 2019-2024 because of AEW, Punk returning, and Cody finishing the story. It's like they always say, a rising tide lifts all ships.

 

[El Chacal De La Trompeta]

So whats Nattie current gimmik: trannie?
How the fuck do you botch some divas of doom shit muscle mommy, you were on it!

 

[Julius Caesar The 187th]

So whats Nattie current gimmik: trannie?
How the fuck do you botch some divas of doom shit muscle mommy, you were on it!

No. I would like to think of it as the Western female version of Akira Maeda.

 

[crunchy bits are the best]

I love how this delusional entitled poofter didn't account for the fact that wrestling had a miniature boom from 2019-2024 because of AEW, Punk returning, and Cody finishing the story. It's like they always say, a rising tide lifts all ships.

When even AEW doesn't want you, you've reached a new low. It's not going to work anymore if your gimmick is just being "a crazy gay person."

 

[Overwritten Tapes]

My cats shit too much

 

[Lip Glossary]

When even AEW doesn't want you, you've reached a new low. It's not going to work anymore if your gimmick is just being "a crazy gay person."

I would have loved to have been a fly on the wall during that conversation with Tony Khan.
"I can be an annoying faggot who beats up the other guys on the roster."
TK: "No, we already tried that with Sonny Kiss."
"Ok, I can be an annoying faggot who beats up the women on the roster."
TK: "No, we have Nyla Rose for that."

 

[Julius Caesar The 187th]

I would have loved to have been a fly on the wall during that conversation with Tony Khan.
"I can be an annoying faggot who beats up the other guys on the roster."
TK: "No, we already tried that with Sonny Kiss."
"Ok, I can be an annoying faggot who beats up the women on the roster."
TK: "No, we have Nyla Rose for that."

KB: "Hey, TK! I have an idea."
TK: "I'm listening."
KB: "What if you give me the AEW Women's title belt?"
TK: "Okay, Kidd. Then what?"
KB: "Then I beat up everybody!"

 

[Dragged Into Sunlight]

Joey doesn't understand almost the support and love he gets is purely performative. Nobody actually enjoys what he does, he just ticks all the correct boxes so people can juice him up on social media. But when it comes to going to shows, nobody cares enough to go see him which is why nobody wants to hire or pay him.

 

[MirrorNoir]

Anyone want to see AJ straight up ignore being "retired" and maybe pull some twist like say him switching the contracts so that it was CM Punk who had to retire? And is getting Gunther vs AJ vs Punk for WrestleMania, with Punk being furious that AJ fucked him over like that and Gunther giving up his retiring people gimmick after being outsmarted by AJ?

 

[Julius Caesar The 187th]

Anyone want to see AJ straight up ignore being "retired" and maybe pull some twist like say him switching the contracts so that it was CM Punk who had to retire? And is getting Gunther vs AJ vs Punk for WrestleMania, with Punk being furious that AJ fucked him over like that and Gunther giving up his retiring people gimmick after being outsmarted by AJ?

No. If AJ wants to retire, let him retire for good.

 

[crunchy bits are the best]

I would have loved to have been a fly on the wall during that conversation with Tony Khan.
"I can be an annoying faggot who beats up the other guys on the roster."
TK: "No, we already tried that with Sonny Kiss."
"Ok, I can be an annoying faggot who beats up the women on the roster."
TK: "No, we have Nyla Rose for that."

Considering that both Sonny and Nyla's run in AEW has been mediocre, Kidd would add nothing to the table beside adding more backstage drama and you know people like him thrive on that.

I'd rather watch a wrestler clown that uses party tricks to distract his opponents instead, at least that would get a couple of laughs. Makes sense since wrestling and circuses are related.

 

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Probably the most performative ass shit I have ever seen in Wrestling. Yeah wait until you get fired to cry about how evil Drumpf is.
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Oh wow, another rich nepo baby sperm fodder from one of the wealthiest men on the planet screaming about how they're "one of the good ones".
It must be so surreal to be so unfathomably financially well off you can afford to think like this.
Meanwhile the actual carnies who have American wrestling in their blood think differently from Ava, interesting.

Incidentally, she basically said 'fuck Linda McMahon', so she's definitely not welcome back while Triple H is running the show, lol.
What, is her dad gonna pull a Will Smith and hire a director to make her a movie a la After Earth?
Oh what am I saying, she's gonna live in her McMansion safe in the knowledge her dad has enough wealth to survive 12 lifetimes for them all. She doesn't have to work a day.

That being said, Royce fucking Keyes is the gayest name ever.

True. They should've done what Steve Regal did and modify his name to William Regal.
IDK, Rick Hobbs, Jeff Hobbs, fuck it, call him Will Royce, anything was better than Royce Keyes.
Hobbs if you chose the name yourself, then buddy, that was not your best work.

LOL, typical coward. I see her career as an armchair activist on YT would be more likely if acting isn't an option for her.

She'll need some level of charisma for that to work.
Despite how much I loathe Hasan or Tiny, they have some charm that keeps their audience loyal. Ava is a void. She makes Austin Theory seem like her dad or Natalya seem like Owen Hart.

Wrestling just needs to accept the fact that most wrestling fans don't like niggers. I don't remember who it was, I think it was JR, but it was accurate if true when he said wrestling is a white sport.

That was Bruce Prichard, not JR.
And he said that in the context that it was sport mostly viewed by and worked by whites.

Though IDK if that holds in 2026. Every show I attend seems to be dominated by nigs and spics, with whites a minority and even then, normal whites are an even bigger minority dominated by trannies and faggots.

Her daddy probably got pissed at her because he's a fence sitting phony who only worries about his image as... whatever the hell he is.

Dwayne Johnson is a neo-con. He was at the RNC in 2000 for George Bush jr.
With his close ties to the McMahons and undoubtedly Linda's personal number on his phone, he will no doubt use her as a contact to network with Washington's political elites if he tries to pry his way into politics.
Mark my words, if he does, he will run as a Republican.

So yeah, probably not smart of his retarded fat dyke child to say "fuck the president and fuck Linda McMahon". The McMahons hold nothing if not grudges.

If life has taught me anything, the type and number of tats on someone's body is an indication of their mental capacity. Someone who has his/her entire body full of tattoos is like one of those bright-colored frogs that tell you they're poisonous.

Depends. If there's a theme or artistic cohesion that ties multiple tattoos together I think that shows dedication and foresight.
If they look like Anisa Jomha's tattoos, then yeah; stay the fuck away.

And then they complain that it's all the evil Republican and Christian's fault that their life is the way it is.

That sounds more like scene/alt-pop/happy punk types than metal types.
The kind who listened to Simple Plan and felt heard, or the types to live in peak suburbia and think they knew the horrors of life.
Most metal friends I know where far too nihilistic to blame it on a specific political party over the entire system being subverted into a piece of shit, or blamed religion in general over just the one they were raised in.
Incidentally, I had a black friend who was raised Muslim and burned the Quran in front of his parents on his 19th birthday party. Was promptly kicked out of the house and spent the night at a Dying Fetus gig and crashed for a week at the pub DF played at because the bar owner thought his actions were metal as fuck. He found lodging with a friend afterwards.

 

[Lip Glossary]

Considering that both Sonny and Nyla's run in AEW has been mediocre, Kidd would add nothing to the table beside adding more backstage drama and you know people like him thrive on that.

I'd rather watch a wrestler clown that uses party tricks to distract his opponents instead, at least that would get a couple of laughs. Makes sense since wrestling and circuses are related.

"I can be an egotistical faggot who causes nothing but backstage drama."
TK: "No, we already had CM Punk for that."

Joey doesn't understand almost the support and love he gets is purely performative. Nobody actually enjoys what he does, he just ticks all the correct boxes so people can juice him up on social media. But when it comes to going to shows, nobody cares enough to go see him which is why nobody wants to hire or pay him.

Woke video game/movie syndrome: when you make something for the modern audience that gets you an attaboy, but when it comes down to it the audience you were pandering to doesn't buy it or watch it.

Anyone want to see AJ straight up ignore being "retired" and maybe pull some twist like say him switching the contracts so that it was CM Punk who had to retire? And is getting Gunther vs AJ vs Punk for WrestleMania, with Punk being furious that AJ fucked him over like that and Gunther giving up his retiring people gimmick after being outsmarted by AJ?

I would just like to see him go elsewhere for his last year. TNA would make sense because that's where he became famous. I mean they paired him with a who gives a fuck luchador for the past year, it's not like they have anything for him at WWE.

 

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"I can be an egotistical faggot who causes nothing but backstage drama."
TK: "No, we already had CM Punk for that."

Punk can draw despite being a drama king in general. Kidd is just a drama queen who pretends to be an anime character and wishes she was a real woman. Regardless, drama kings and queens are a liability in the long run.