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THE STRESS said:
It's fascinating. Has there ever been another instance of somebody forfeiting their WM Main Event spot in less than a week after winning it?
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Ironically, the only other example I can think of is when Vince won in '99 and then forfeit his title shot the night after, since Rock was his Corporate Champion. Shawn Michaels, who was the WWF Commissioner, then said, according to the "rule book", the title shot would be given to the runner-up, Steve Austin. I can only imagine what the early chatrooms were like during that whole storyline.
 
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Leaf Wage Slave Jr said:
That said he's also insanely wealthy. Much like Vince, he'll probably outlive us all.
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Michael Jackson was also extremely wealthy. I didn't know about the shitty heart thing for Samoans and that's what has me concerned. He looks like he's one bad choice away from having a heart attack. It's hard to watch him walk to music much less wrestle a (probably) 20-30 minute match. Maybe Roman should just challenge him to an Iron Man match and just wait it out lmao.
 
THE STRESS said:
Michael Jackson was also extremely wealthy. I didn't know about the shitty heart thing for Samoans and that's what has me concerned. He looks like he's one bad choice away from having a heart attack. It's hard to watch him walk to music much less wrestle a (probably) 20-30 minute match. Maybe Roman should just challenge him to an Iron Man match and just wait it out lmao.
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They have an issue with hypertension and diabetes. There's been quite a number of articles on this.
Here's one on diabetes
article on their heart attack rates
the research cited

Despite the Cancer, Roman is more likely to outlive Dwayne.
 
THE STRESS said:
Question for all the old(er) blood out there:
Regarding the move Rock just did last night, is this how you guys felt about Hogan in the late 90s/ early 2000's? I started watching in 2005 so I wasn't really around to see Hogan doing his thing. Regretfully I missed the match between Hogan and Michaels. My favorite was Eddie Guerrero and.. well, it didn't last long.
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People are drawing more parallels to Hogan stealing Bret's win at Mania 10, but I don't think people were as mad about Hogan turning babyface and the NWO angle going away. The strap was a hot potato anyway by that point. Hogan held it for a bit and dropped it again.
The problem here is that Rock is way too old and rusted to ever beat Roman, and Roman can only lose at an event as big as Mania. So it's another year of status quo and nothing really matters.
If it were up to me, Cody and LA Knight would be the two champions of the promotion. But it isn't. Coconut Community Theater must not be allowed to end. Even if Roman gets cancer again, Uso #1 and #2 would be forced into the spotlight.
 
PS1gamenwatch said:
I remember reading during Vince's last scandal in 92, he wanted Jerry Jarrett to run WWE should things go south for him. Should Jeff Jarrett run WWE at this point?
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Back than it wouldn't have been a bad idea. He was a good promoter and was a business man so he could run both aspects of the company.
 
Cody must have made some kind of Monkey's Paw deal where he wants to complete the story, but little did he know it would be his own version of having to wear the Polka Dots. I can't believe they would treat the guy who solved racism this way.
 
Anonymus Fluhre said:
They have an issue with hypertension and diabetes. There's been quite a number of articles on this.
Here's one on diabetes
article on their heart attack rates
the research cited

Despite the Cancer, Roman is more likely to outlive Dwayne.
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They have high rates of heart attacks and diabetes because their diet is shit and they have a slower metabolism (which they don't adjust their diet for).

This is your Samoan std looking women

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look that new york is shitting their pants over how to book roman fucking reigns lmao.
that was the last covered in shit cheese brain booking decision jr did right? why the fuck is that mid still champ?
 
Fata v3 said:
They have high rates of heart attacks and diabetes because their diet is shit and they have a slower metabolism (which they don't adjust their diet for).

This is your Samoan std looking women

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My ex was rather slim, but her mother and aunts weren't so it was only a matter of time she'd get like that. If they stuck with their fish diet they'd continue to be healthy, but they decided to eat fatty red meat and much like African's it didn't suit them. You only eat fatty red meat if you live in cold climates because your body gets used to it. African's can handle more lean cuts due to that's all you'll find in African. Once they started eating fatty cuts their health went to shit.
 
Anonymus Fluhre said:
My ex was rather slim, but her mother and aunts weren't so it was only a matter of time she'd get like that. If they stuck with their fish diet they'd continue to be healthy, but they decided to eat fatty red meat and much like African's it didn't suit them. You only eat fatty red meat if you live in cold climates because your body gets used to it. African's can handle more lean cuts due to that's all you'll find in African. Once they started eating fatty cuts their health went to shit.
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They hit the wall hard once they turn 30. 80% morbidity obese by then unless they are hitting the gym daily.

Besides, for fatty meats part of that is Aus and Nz fault for shipping lamb flaps to Samoa and Tonga and instilling it as part of the diet, but the majority of reasong is still poor education and accountability. There's a meme about Samoans flying home with 100pcs of KFC in their luggage.

So lulz Samoa Joe, Umaga, Fatu, Yoko et al being your everyman Samoan
 
Fata v3 said:
They hit the wall hard once they turn 30. 80% morbidity obese by then unless they are hitting the gym daily.

Besides, for fatty meats part of that is Aus and Nz fault for shipping lamb flaps to Samoa and Tonga and instilling it as part of the diet, but the majority of reasong is still poor education and accountability. There's a meme about Samoans flying home with 100pcs of KFC in their luggage.

So lulz Samoa Joe, Umaga, Fatu, Yoko et al being your everyman Samoan
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Don't forget about their rappers too
if they do manage to go to gym every day they can have decent physiques
(one of the few bands I like from Polynesians. They're from Auckland)
Only real good thing about them is that you don't fuck with their families unless you want an island after your ass and they have a damn good bbq.
 
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