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Level99Manchild said:
The smarks are trying to make a big deal out of Booley, Becky, and all of these other wrestlers resigning with Noseman, but where else are they gonna go to? Aew or Impact for next to nothing? Hollywood doesn't really want them even if they were extremely far left and woke.

Ringside news had a propaganda article about WWE getting more viewers than Aew, but the reality is both brands are doing bad. Raw and Tarpdown actually pulled less viewers this year despite Tarpdown's ratings, and you can't blame sportsball, politics, or whatever else Dave and the Smarks use as excuses. Nxt's boost was solely superficial because TKO wanted a tv deal, and once the deal was done it went back to it's usually viewership numbers. Aew is the Titanic at this point (I also want this company to die after all of the shit it has done in the last 4 years, and I really want to see JDfromny reee and shit his pants on stream when it dies).


The guy is a joke since he became a whiny, Jewish sjw cunt. Even normies are starting to dislike the guy because he sounds more like a pussy.
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I just want AEW to get a competent booker
Also WWE deserves to die way more than AEW after Benoit and Owen Hart
 
the only good thing in bayley career is alexa beating the shit out of her in front of her hometown crowd
 
If AEW and/or TNA finally die, I would be over the moon. Realistically, AEW will continue to exist even in a TNA cockroach-like existence until Shad Khan gets sick of his son losing his ass with daddy's money.

I'm here for the ree-ing from JDinNYC, Dave Meltzer and his acolytes, and the Voices of Wrestling flagship if and when AEW goes kaput.
 
blahblahblah678 said:
If AEW and/or TNA finally die, I would be over the moon. Realistically, AEW will continue to exist even in a TNA cockroach-like existence until Shad Khan gets sick of his son losing his ass with daddy's money.

I'm here for the ree-ing from JDinNYC, Dave Meltzer and his acolytes, and the Voices of Wrestling flagship if and when AEW goes kaput.
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TNA was also multiple times about to die, i personally think that AEW will die before TNA does. Jacksonville Dixie's Daddy has too much money to piss away. (or whoever the fuck does control the electric company)
 
TNA is in a pretty good spot right now, content to be a place where people go to have consistently good matches/stories, and maybe make a little art. AEW is where you go if you just wanna cash a check and get some catering, and the W is still the place to be if you want a reliable machine behind you.

I kind of feel like people aren't jazzed about going to AEW to work, and its mostly for Money Mark Tony. If you want to wrestle consistently you go big indie or the W.
 
Heckler1 said:
TNA is in a pretty good spot right now, content to be a place where people go to have consistently good matches/stories, and maybe make a little art. AEW is where you go if you just wanna cash a check and get some catering, and the W is still the place to be if you want a reliable machine behind you.

I kind of feel like people aren't jazzed about going to AEW to work, and its mostly for Money Mark Tony. If you want to wrestle consistently you go big indie or the W.
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I think the biggest thing TNA has going for it is that they're self-aware. Tony Khan has none of that self-awareness. WWE is sort of self-aware, but they're also in a spot where they don't really need to be because they have decades of being established as the pro wrestling/sports entertainment company. Even when WWE's product was absolute garbage, they were still making money hand-over-fist.
 
how does Keith Lee look worse every time I see him?
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So.... I was thinking, anyone think they should just have Timeless Toni Storm reveal herself as the Devil and that she's basically been doing a bit to troll MJF and Adam Cole, purely because she's pissy that their bromance has been taking TV time away from her and her Norma Desmond-lite type character?

Would let them sweep it under the rug and maybe pivot to a Timeless Toni Storm/Britt Baker feud if anything out of the whole affair.....
 
MirrorNoir said:
So.... I was thinking, anyone think they should just have Timeless Toni Storm reveal herself as the Devil and that she's basically been doing a bit to troll MJF and Adam Cole, purely because she's pissy that their bromance has been taking TV time away from her and her Norma Desmond-lite type character?

Would let them sweep it under the rug and maybe pivot to a Timeless Toni Storm/Britt Baker feud if anything out of the whole affair.....
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Britt Baker is the devil. Wait and you will see.
 
Eh.... Toni Storm is a better pick, since she can sell the whole thing as a troll and explain away the plot holes as being her making up shit as she went along.

Bonus points, you can lampshade MJF being a huge lolcow by having Toni throw quarters at MJF while he's screaming and asking about why she did what she did and her replying, "Because you are THAT easily trollable Friedman!" as she's pelting him with quarters from a bucket Parker Boudreaux is carrying around with him as we find out that he's the big guy out of the Devil's henchmen and that he's now Toni's bodyguard.

Which in turn leads to Toni Storm and Parker Bourdreaux vs Britt Baker and Adam Cole as Toni goes full trolling movie starlet ("Britt, you know what kind of people become dentists? People who couldn't become actual doctors!" along with making fun of how Adam Cole looks like an anorexic heroin addict manlet) making fun of and dehumanizing people she doesn't like while presenting herself as being above them. And MJF can extract himself from the whole thing, telling Adam and Britt "you deal with this bitch" and do other stuff.
 
MirrorNoir said:
So.... I was thinking, anyone think they should just have Timeless Toni Storm reveal herself as the Devil and that she's basically been doing a bit to troll MJF and Adam Cole, purely because she's pissy that their bromance has been taking TV time away from her and her Norma Desmond-lite type character?

Would let them sweep it under the rug and maybe pivot to a Timeless Toni Storm/Britt Baker feud if anything out of the whole affair.....
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MirrorNoir said:
Eh.... Toni Storm is a better pick, since she can sell the whole thing as a troll and explain away the plot holes as being her making up shit as she went along.

Bonus points, you can lampshade MJF being a huge lolcow by having Toni throw quarters at MJF while he's screaming and asking about why she did what she did and her replying, "Because you are THAT easily trollable Friedman!" as she's pelting him with quarters from a bucket Parker Boudreaux is carrying around with him as we find out that he's the big guy out of the Devil's henchmen and that he's now Toni's bodyguard.

Which in turn leads to Toni Storm and Parker Bourdreaux vs Britt Baker and Adam Cole as Toni goes full trolling movie starlet ("Britt, you know what kind of people become dentists? People who couldn't become actual doctors!" along with making fun of how Adam Cole looks like an anorexic heroin addict manlet) making fun of and dehumanizing people she doesn't like while presenting herself as being above them. And MJF can extract himself from the whole thing, telling Adam and Britt "you deal with this bitch" and do other stuff.
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Toni Storm is hot as fuck but simping for her that hard is pathetic and I simp for Thunder Rosa.
 
MirrorNoir said:
Eh.... Toni Storm is a better pick, since she can sell the whole thing as a troll and explain away the plot holes as being her making up shit as she went along.

Bonus points, you can lampshade MJF being a huge lolcow by having Toni throw quarters at MJF while he's screaming and asking about why she did what she did and her replying, "Because you are THAT easily trollable Friedman!" as she's pelting him with quarters from a bucket Parker Boudreaux is carrying around with him as we find out that he's the big guy out of the Devil's henchmen and that he's now Toni's bodyguard.

Which in turn leads to Toni Storm and Parker Bourdreaux vs Britt Baker and Adam Cole as Toni goes full trolling movie starlet ("Britt, you know what kind of people become dentists? People who couldn't become actual doctors!" along with making fun of how Adam Cole looks like an anorexic heroin addict manlet) making fun of and dehumanizing people she doesn't like while presenting herself as being above them. And MJF can extract himself from the whole thing, telling Adam and Britt "you deal with this bitch" and do other stuff.
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Make a New Year's resolution to stop posting next year.
 
The Devil is Jack Perry, all the backstage attacks besides Jay White involve glass

The minions are either ROH jobbers or the ex wwe guys

That’s why it’s drawn out so long, his suspension and the non-compete

(I hope I’m wrong but the firm sucked too)
 
Troon Faggotress 2 said:
Did Shotzi Blackheart actually used to sell pictures of her shit online to make cash? I see sources online claiming it's legit, others saying it's a twitter joke.

I believe she got her areolas tattooed to look like they're heart-shaped. She's a weird chick. I'm gonna refer to her as Shitzi from now on.
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Hunter has a thing for his tatted alt girls but most of them probably never thought WWE was an option when they started wrestling in bingo halls so some of them have weird pre-WWE histories.

Even Becky Lynch did those weird custom "apartment wrestling" videos at one point early in her career.
 
Heckler1 said:
TNA is in a pretty good spot right now, content to be a place where people go to have consistently good matches/stories, and maybe make a little art. AEW is where you go if you just wanna cash a check and get some catering, and the W is still the place to be if you want a reliable machine behind you.

I kind of feel like people aren't jazzed about going to AEW to work, and its mostly for Money Mark Tony. If you want to wrestle consistently you go big indie or the W.
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They're also paying more for contract which is a good sign Reports of some now getting seven figures
Grand Phoenix said:
The Devil is Jack Perry, all the backstage attacks besides Jay White involve glass

The minions are either ROH jobbers or the ex wwe guys

That’s why it’s drawn out so long, his suspension and the non-compete

(I hope I’m wrong but the firm sucked too)
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I think it maybe Swerve as he's really the best pick there is.

I'm amazed that Primadonna lost to Eddie last night. Could be a good sign he's either hoping to stick with CMLL or head back to WWE to rot in catering or the low mid card. I figure he could be Devil as he has the right build but I'm guessing that's not the case.
 
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