General BronyCon Announcement. (video)

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Wraith said:
I have the power to merge dimensions!
I will make fictional characters walk among the living!
Living people who have died and become fictional characters will be among you!
Countless billions will die because of my accomplishments!
The fabric of space and time is at my command!
I have the psychic powers of dropping things slowly!
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And I need rent a cop mall security because I can't defend myself.
Why won't he just threaten to throw Neptune at someone or a comet or asteroid if they offend him? Maybe summon a xenomorph or some long lost He-Man villain. What a pussy. I know autism, but what a pussy. I miss Clyde Cash and even that pos crass crab now. I'd be willing to put up with freaking crass crab for this to get legitimately interesting and not this trash. I'm so bored with him.
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I think Clyde Cash is viewed with rose colored glasses. Watching the documentary he seems as much of a try hard ween as the current crop of trolls. I think he just got lucky that he was one of the first and got Chris to react in funny ways. It wasn't that Clyde was any better it's just that Chris was easier to gain access to and fuck with back then.
 
It goes without saying by now that conventions are the only social environment where Chris can remotely fit in and enjoy himself so I'm not surprised he's anxious about imaginary malefactors "ruining" it for him, especially with this being the final BronyCon.

I'm still curious what convention/s he'll target to fill in the void once BronyCon is gone. He can beg his way anywhere in the US if he's determined enough. Otakon seems a likely choice since it's in the Baltimore/DC area and he expressed interest in attending in 2010 before Barb's usual psychotic hectoring cowed him.
 
I really got a kick of Chris saying how stupid it would be to try to set him up...

WORKED PRETTY WELL WHEN MICHAEL SNYDER SET YOU UP, AND TRICKED YOU INTO VEHICULAR ASSAULT, DIDNT IT CHRIS?


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“I’m kinder, more sincere and everything!”

Stares at the camera uncomfortably... Did they buy that?!

I always wondered if Chris believes that he’s “more sincere and everything “ or if it’s just kind of a magic chant for him: If he says it, it’s real and people will treat him better.

(Kinda like his apologies... He knows that if he says he’s sorry, it’s supposed to fix whatever is wrong, and people are supposed to not be angry anymore.)


Anyone else getting vibes of classic Chris from this video?

CoolGuyHitler said:
Was that 12 second pause meant to be threatening or did his brain stop working (more than usual) for a moment? I'm genuinely confused.
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Why not both?

Chris often loses his train of thought, his “mind goes blank” or whatever way he describes it.

But the other thing is... What is he going to threaten them with? What consequences can he dangle ominously?

He knows he can’t beat anyone up. And Chris has through hard experience learned that people don’t take his threats about calling the police seriously.

He can’t do zilch, and he knows it. So best to just stare at the camera. And hope that nobody calls his bluff.
 
Chris Chan said:
Treat me badly and...(creepy stare)
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We all agreee that his creepy stare is so effective that I think it should consider his psychic powers.
In this video, he had quick autistic interruption
 
You're gonna get kicked (AND you gonna bitch, whine, and cry in the end about it!), Chris - simple as that. If you act stupid, of course (which is 99% of the time... UGH.).
I'm just hoping he gets ignored, more than anything - honestly, no one should have to get in trouble anywhere, because Chris actin' the fool, let alone having to be confronted with his filth-and-squalor-based BS ever.
 
Approach me badly and...

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Approach me badly and...

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Now, I'm curious (late to the punch as this is to even ask) - can this manchild even defend himself in an actual fight? ]I have to imagine, with the way he acts and conducts himself like a cross-dressing gorilla, you'd think it happens a lot (getting into fist fights, of course.).
 
Shokew said:
Now, I'm curious (late to the punch as this is to even ask) - can this manchild even defend himself in an actual fight? ]I have to imagine, with the way he acts and conducts himself like a cross-dressing gorilla, you'd think it happens a lot (getting into fist fights, of course.).
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He doesn't have to be. That's why white knights exist.
 
Father Jack said:
He doesn't have to be. That's why white knights exist.
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Where are the black knights to sit the fuck down and have a nice, reasonable chat with the white knights, to tell them that no one needs to be coddled like this, when you fucking need them, honestly?

Sometimes, desperate times call for desperate measures - and Chris could stand to be shown some honesty about what being a coward all your life deserves.

Slowinthemind said:
Have you seen him shadow box?
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LOL - I'll need to go look it up, won't I? I'll assume he can't even do that right, regardless.
 
"You know I wont do anything wrong" - Chris

Hahahahahahhaha

HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Ohhhh I'm looking forward to this Bronycon now. . .
 
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