General BronyCon Announcement. (video)

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Are his mental synapses going to shit, or is he imagining killing the trolls in his mind or some shit. Those 1000 yard stares are not accidental.

Hoodie said:
So if someone approaches Chris badly they'll just get...stared at?
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It's a toss between him dong his stupid psychic shit or the hedgehog defense.
 
He may as well take out a series of billboards asking weens to fuck with him. It will have pretty much the same effect as this video. It's been 10 years now and he still hasn't learned that telling people where he's at and not to be mean to him, or make false reports is seen as an invitation to people like Hirtes to do exactly that.

I mean, I hope he tards out and disrupts bronycon and ruins it for himself, but I want him to do it naturally not because of some asshole trying to be the next Clyde Cash.
 
Slappy McGherkin said:
Bronycon is in Baltimore, correct? There's a good chance there's a lot more shit that's gonna get stirred other than Chris's by this weekend, given Drumph and Mr. Negreuax Cummings going at it about the shithole that is Baltimore. Bro's gonna be all dissed and shit. Isn't like they haven't tried burning the place down in the past.

Chris caught in the middle of a race riot. I hope his magic powers protect him. Or not.
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It's kind of weird isn't it? Chris loves going to Charlottesville, but what else happened at Charlottesville? Trump issued a statement on that too.

Now Chris heads to Baltimore after Trump tweeted about it. Maybe I shouldn't expend upon this too much or some idiot is going to try and get Chris to believe that Pmurt is gangstalking him.
 
So the horse has said it with his own mouth. He wants to reconcile and give gifts to the analysts whom he had his most recent actually funny moments with.

Nowhacking, Creber, Tara better have some mace and be ready to call security.

And I hope Dr Wolf tells him right off.
 
Ahhh.. It's just like we have known for years.. Chris is his own greatest troll. I kinda like it how he makes a mundane treath of calling security, completely forgetting his amazing developing psychic and magical superpowers.
Here's hoping we get some good ol' fashioned autism.
Best case scenario; there's a group of people going to steal the show and begging for another con/season and Chris will get in on that.
Only time will tell.
 
He didn't announce Brony 1 and Magfest but had the best time of his life.

He shouldn't have announced this. Now Hirtes, Lagoona and other orbiters will be bugging the innocent all weekend.
 
boku-chan said:
When Chris paused the first thing I thought of was, "he's trying to use his mind control powers against the haters, isn't he?"
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Is that what he was trying to do? I honestly thought we caught his brain in mid-reboot as he tried to come up with a suitable threat that wouldn't get him kicked out of the con.

YourMom'sBox said:
I was going to say that he's actually looking better than he has. At least he seems to have lost some weight.
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Lolwut? The dude's hair is receding so badly he's working on a skullet.
 
Always a good idea to announce that you're going to Baltimore and have no problems snitching to the authorities.

I'm not going to do anything bad because stalking people that don't want anything to do with me with love and kindness is totally not stalking.
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That's rather ominous. Usually Chris retcons his poor behavior as trolls making stuff up.
 
I have the power to merge dimensions!
I will make fictional characters walk among the living!
Living people who have died and become fictional characters will be among you!
Countless billions will die because of my accomplishments!
The fabric of space and time is at my command!
I have the psychic powers of dropping things slowly!
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And I need rent a cop mall security because I can't defend myself.
Why won't he just threaten to throw Neptune at someone or a comet or asteroid if they offend him? Maybe summon a xenomorph or some long lost He-Man villain. What a pussy. I know autism, but what a pussy. I miss Clyde Cash and even that pos crass crab now. I'd be willing to put up with freaking crass crab for this to get legitimately interesting and not this trash. I'm so bored with him.
 
"Approach me badly and..."

SYSTEM HAS ENCOUNTERED A CRITICAL ERROR

EDIT: Sorry for double post...

A glimpse into an alternate reality:
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Was that 12 second pause meant to be threatening or did his brain stop working (more than usual) for a moment? I'm genuinely confused.
 
Time is not being friendly to Chris. I haven’t been very active on this sub-forum for a little under a month, and Jesus Christ, he looks like he has aged at least 4 years in a matter of 4 weeks.

Chris needs to invest some money into some old PS Eye hardware. At least the washed out colors will artificially correct his blotchy skin, giving him that nice and welcoming orange aura of yore.

Have fun at Bronycon, Chris. I’d say to not take it personally when people try to find excuses to not be near you, but you’re all too familiar with this feeling from experience at the Game Place.
 
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