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Not really. That's what they used to be and they were better then. Now it's to vet the games for whether they're woke enough for current year and cancel whoever created them if not.
Gematsu is the only gaming website I visit these days. It's just press releases for weeb shit. I appreciate gaming websites that aren't trying to convince me that the problem with Pokemon is that the male Pokemon aren't buttfucking each other.
 
Gaming journalism is completely different from actual journalism.

When a journo writes/finds a story, it must always be something new that will get people reading the newsletters or magazines.

A "games journalist" has only one reason to exist: prop the latest games. If you speak out against bad practices in game industry nobody will publish you. Remember gamergate? Your coworkers will speak against you and your career is over. Remember, speak about latest games, make top 10s or "theories" or whatever.

Most of them hate their job and audience cause they're miserable journo wannabes or failed esports players, some of them got invited in by their own friends, most of them hate the games they play and the content thay need to make.

Back in the past there were no gaming "Journalists", you had reviewers and staff writers. It was a young mans game and the objective was to network and kiss ass until you got a job at your favorite games company. It was not a job you wanted to be doing as you approached your 30's.

Then the OG PlayStation happened in the mid 90's and gaming hits a zeitgeist, it was "Cool" now and for adults and was the TITS! BEER! PLAYSTATION! era, so much money being thrown around on "Press trips" and promotional merch being shoved at these guys and they thought the party would never end. Along comes the internet and eats their lunch for them it wasn't good enough that you could write and were passionate about videogames any more, publishers now required degrees in order to even get a job writing for a games magazine (early 2000's).

This is where the rot sets in. These new hires didn't get a degree and mountains of debt to write about Crash Bandicoot or Halo or to have people respond to them "Oh, so you just play games all day?" when they told them what they did for a living. They took those staff writer positions to use as a stepping stone to write for any other outlet topic that had credibility Music, movies, fashion, cars. That's when they started calling themselves "Games journalists".

Along comes the internet again and eats their lunch for them, this time it's video. Here we are current year.
 
Back in the past there were no gaming "Journalists", you had reviewers and staff writers. It was a young mans game and the objective was to network and kiss ass until you got a job at your favorite games company. It was not a job you wanted to be doing as you approached your 30's.

Then the OG PlayStation happened in the mid 90's and gaming hits a zeitgeist, it was "Cool" now and for adults and was the TITS! BEER! PLAYSTATION! era, so much money being thrown around on "Press trips" and promotional merch being shoved at these guys and they thought the party would never end. Along comes the internet and eats their lunch for them it wasn't good enough that you could write and were passionate about videogames any more, publishers now required degrees in order to even get a job writing for a games magazine (early 2000's).

This is where the rot sets in. These new hires didn't get a degree and mountains of debt to write about Crash Bandicoot or Halo or to have people respond to them "Oh, so you just play games all day?" when they told them what they did for a living. They took those staff writer positions to use as a stepping stone to write for any other outlet topic that had credibility Music, movies, fashion, cars. That's when they started calling themselves "Games journalists".

Along comes the internet again and eats their lunch for them, this time it's video. Here we are current year.
Sony have really overdone the game journo to "game developer" quid pro quo pipeline. Game journos used to at least be shoved into PR and marketing sleaze jobs but now they want in on the games.
Game journos praise sony so they get a job as a "REAL WRITER" writing for Sony games and it not only made game journalism even worse but made the games worse too.
Almost every time you hear people complaining about cringe dialogue and characters that never shut the fuck up it's because game journos were hired to write for it
 
Gematsu is the only gaming website I visit these days. It's just press releases for weeb shit. I appreciate gaming websites that aren't trying to convince me that the problem with Pokemon is that the male Pokemon aren't buttfucking each other.
I really, really like Bluesnews.com
He's got a daily blurb with personal comments or thoughts about current events. After Jan. 6th he said "this is a video game website" and left it at that. No politics. It's heaven. I've read that site for 25 years and inshallah I will read it for 25 more.
 
The character with the best dialogue in any game was Gordon Freeman. Change my mind.
I raise my favorite Half Life character with the man trying to manipulate Raiden that one time:

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And of course, the glasses guy that had the bomb:

 
Kotaku wrote an article about a modpost from r/GamingCircleJerk, it was about that Harry Potter game and tranny rights... but I have to say, whoever wrote that shit really outdid themselves because there's this part towards the end:
"Unfortunately for would-be defenders of Hogwarts Legacy, the plot description for the open-world action RPG game as we know it so far involves your character quelling a goblin rebellion that is aligned with dark wizards, which raises the possibility that you’ll effectively be filling the role of a magical cop, keeping down those who are fighting for a more just and equitable society."

Kotaku needs a Memri.tv watermark at this point.
 
To be honest, we can shit on gaming journos for the next 50 years, but what really gets under my skin is when youtubers try to act like they're better than jounros when they clearly aren't, I can't believe I'm saying this, but at least journos are upfront about their corruption and bribes, youtubers will try to hide it or excuse it under bullshit sponsorships or the like under the "I've dumped 50 hours into this game already" type bullshit. Journos are scum, but at least they're a lot more obvious with they scum fuckery, youtubers that do the same shit are sly little shits
 
Kotaku wrote an article about a modpost from r/GamingCircleJerk, it was about that Harry Potter game and tranny rights... but I have to say, whoever wrote that shit really outdid themselves because there's this part towards the end:
"Unfortunately for would-be defenders of Hogwarts Legacy, the plot description for the open-world action RPG game as we know it so far involves your character quelling a goblin rebellion that is aligned with dark wizards, which raises the possibility that you’ll effectively be filling the role of a magical cop, keeping down those who are fighting for a more just and equitable society."

Kotaku needs a Memri.tv watermark at this point.

Marxism-Leninism-Voldemortism is the true shining sun of liberation.
 
"Unfortunately for would-be defenders of Hogwarts Legacy, the plot description for the open-world action RPG game as we know it so far involves your character quelling a goblin rebellion that is aligned with dark wizards, which raises the possibility that you’ll effectively be filling the role of a magical cop, keeping down those who are fighting for a more just and equitable society."
Goblins and Dark Wizards are not fighting for a "more just and equitable society" for fucks sake.
 
"Unfortunately for would-be defenders of Hogwarts Legacy, the plot description for the open-world action RPG game as we know it so far involves your character quelling a goblin rebellion that is aligned with dark wizards, which raises the possibility that you’ll effectively be filling the role of a magical cop, keeping down those who are fighting for a more just and equitable society."
No shit, the entirety of Harry Potter is a Modern Day Kid walking into a Society of Oppressed Genetic Minorities and holding up the government that keeps them from publicly coming out as what they are.

According to "Woke" Ideology VOLDEMORT SHOULD BE THE GOODGUY.
 
I wonder what's even happening with Burgerland politic or even Kotaku. They starts to have like an article hating on cops like every month now. How even like Harry Potter universe and suddenly relating to cops.

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Some B Tier gamer fest has signage that makes a joke at Kotaku's expense.

And of course everyone is losing their minds over it.


Just a friendly reminder that Kotaku is an outlet for pedophiles.

 
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To be honest, we can shit on gaming journos for the next 50 years, but what really gets under my skin is when youtubers try to act like they're better than jounros when they clearly aren't, I can't believe I'm saying this, but at least journos are upfront about their corruption and bribes, youtubers will try to hide it or excuse it under bullshit sponsorships or the like under the "I've dumped 50 hours into this game already" type bullshit. Journos are scum, but at least they're a lot more obvious with they scum fuckery, youtubers that do the same shit are sly little shits
Only the most mongoloid of mongoloids wouldn't notice when a youtuber is bullshitting them. That's how you get H3H3 stans (and unfortunately for any rational human being left on this planet, they exist).
 
Some B Tier gamer fest has signage that makes a joke at Kotaku's expense.

And of course everyone is losing their minds over it.


Just a friendly reminder that Kotaku is an outlet for pedophiles.

The pictures are even behind a "sensitive content" prompt.
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And they caved.
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What kind of fucking cuck apologizes for this?
 
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