Games Done Quick Summer 2021 Online - A.K.A. Trannies playing video games really fucking badly

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Stream barely cracking 60k views. Is this a flop?

I remember when this event gathered 200k views on a slow morning.

Now with SotC it jumped to 77k, still bad.
 
Absolutetense said:
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Checked out Games done quick back in 2015 or 16 and never again. These Donation messages were so cringe inducing I almost died of ear-cancer.
Rather watch a YouTube video of a speedrun if I ever feel like it.
And now it’s dilation-central might as we’ll be named „self mutilation done quick“.
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I rarely ever watched a Games Done Quick video. And even if I did, for every time they start making donation announcements, I skip right over it. I'd rather have speedrunner commentary be about the speedrun itself and not anything outside of it.
And that """woman""" is eye-burning to look at.
 
We need a crossover. Can we get DSP, Wings, or Boogie involved for a "run" in some way?
 
Salubrious said:
We need a crossover. Can we get DSP, Wings, or Boogie involved for a "run" in some way?
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Sane response: Common gamer that sucks at the game vs Spedrunner that knows it back and forth.
Best response: Which runner is more insufferable?
 
Raging Capybara said:
Dude, TMR is a video game god. He's beaten every NES game in existence and has records for Battletoads and Contra.
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I never subbed to him but got gifted a sub and chose a game for him to play on his RGG and it got picked it was super punch out and some people in the chat actually got offended by the stereotypes in the game and tmr was like nah its cool this is how shit was back then, dude is actually based.
 
Women aren't really all that interested in playing some 30 year nintendo game 10000 times just to shave 0.5 seconds of the WR. Blame testosterone or the male genetics. The way they're lowering performance standards for troons is a proof to me that nuking your hormonal balance is a bad idea.
 
So, I've been getting a lot of youtube recommendations for AGDQ 2014 videos the last few days, and I think something that's really telling about the current state of the event is the lack of gimmick runs. There's what, one blindfold run for the whole thing? Compare to 2014, where we had blindfolded attempts at both Punch-Out games:


Or maybe you'd rather watch two people play a single-player game co-op?


How about we put speed aside and do a high score run of Starfox?


And, hell, somebody even beat Super Mario 64 with only one hand.


In my mind, the absence of runs like these is a microcosm of how GDQ got to the state it finds itself in. Runs like these are exceptionally challenging, even by speedrunning standards. They require the runner to not only be accomplished at their base craft, but also at adapting to the nonsense they inflict upon themselves. What GDQ has done, either by malice or ineptitude, is purge its ranks of everyone who was both good and crazy enough to attempt gimmick runs like these. It is worth noting that according to their own playlist, 2020 was the first year where they failed to set any world records live on stage, another sign of the declining skill level of their runners. With the cream of the crop forcibly excised, all that is left to fill the gaps are literal whos and attention whores that probably deserve a thread unto themselves, and the entire even collapses into a laughing stock.
GDQ is dead. Cause: suicide.
 
I just browsed the 2020 AGDQ photo gallery on their website. This has to be the least photogenic nerd demographic I've seen. It's interesting to spot the random average or better-looking woman amongst the crowds and almost always they're wearing an attendee badge, a wedding ring, and often clinging to their significant other for fear of being molested.

Or they're a below-average wannabe goth or edgy alternative chick that you know goes absolutely bonkers with all of the cheap male attention they get and feeds off of it like a vampire for the entirety of the convention.
 
A_Callow_Youth said:
So, I've been getting a lot of youtube recommendations for AGDQ 2014 videos the last few days, and I think something that's really telling about the current state of the event is the lack of gimmick runs. There's what, one blindfold run for the whole thing? Compare to 2014, where we had blindfolded attempts at both Punch-Out games:

https://youtube.com/watch?v=CvzIb53Lcnohttps://youtube.com/watch?v=vSr3aXd4XuQ
Or maybe you'd rather watch two people play a single-player game co-op?

https://youtube.com/watch?v=UWwTJpv6LbYhttps://youtube.com/watch?v=hWDRtyq3Yhg
How about we put speed aside and do a high score run of Starfox?

https://youtube.com/watch?v=NvYwDotkoTk
And, hell, somebody even beat Super Mario 64 with only one hand.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=u4-D5YZdnts
In my mind, the absence of runs like these is a microcosm of how GDQ got to the state it finds itself in. Runs like these are exceptionally challenging, even by speedrunning standards. They require the runner to not only be accomplished at their base craft, but also at adapting to the nonsense they inflict upon themselves. What GDQ has done, either by malice or ineptitude, is purge its ranks of everyone who was both good and crazy enough to attempt gimmick runs like these. It is worth noting that according to their own playlist, 2020 was the first year where they failed to set any world records live on stage, another sign of the declining skill level of their runners. With the cream of the crop forcibly excised, all that is left to fill the gaps are literal whos and attention whores that probably deserve a thread unto themselves, and the entire even collapses into a laughing stock.
GDQ is dead. Cause: suicide.
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It's depressing to be reminded how much better even 2014 was compared to today, considering that's when things started to go to shit.
 
A_Callow_Youth said:
Or maybe you'd rather watch two people play a single-player game co-op?

https://youtube.com/watch?v=UWwTJpv6LbY
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You indirectly posted some classic 'GDQ lolcow nonsense right here. I have to imagine a fair few people in this thread aren't even aware, due to how long ago it was.

So the story goes that this "Missy" person at the time described themselves as some sort of non-binary, genderfluid, whatever thing. They'd often post trap-thirst tier pics on social media, sort of femboy nonsense you see paraded on a much larger scale today. Even the pinned post on said twitter is them in knee-highs and a school girl skirt. Archived tweet of said attire. I am sure if someone could find the old 4chan threads related to the event, most of the downtime was arguing if it would be gay to fuck him with said picture included.

Fittingly said trap managed to catch someone's attention at this event. That would be the very "Professor Broman" you see sat beside them. Broman used to be a fairly notable presence in the early 'GDQ events due to his bass-heavy voice on donation readings and large frame, that made him look like someone's lost reluctant dad at a convention. Anyway, the story goes that Broman really wanted to hit it and Missy was at first receptive to taking.

But slight problem, Broman is married. Oh dear!

As the days go by at the event, Missy gets cold feet and you would assume life goes on? 'GDQ is over and the nerds return home, to ride high on that brief social interaction for six months. Nope. Instead, Missy tells Broman's wife (at the time) what happened and has a moment of clarity. They ain't completely gay or comfortable with dick. They just like to crossdress and appear feminine. Welp!

So what's the aftermath?

Broman's presence in the speedrunning scene diminishes tenfold and gets a divorce, as expected. However with this being pre-cancel culture; managed to salvage his digital career. He'd become the co-founder of GCX (formerly Guardian Con) and has done numerous charity since events with a lot of the bigwigs over at Twitch. Oh and did get married again. As for Missy? Much like Blueglass and other fabled names of 'GDQ lore, disappears into the background. Social media implies they moved into the medical field and still crossdress.
 
I was 11 years old when Nintendo Power wanted to know what was the fastest time you could get in Super Punch Out. I downed Piston Hurricane in 9 seconds.

That was the only time I’ve ever done anything akin to a speed run. These people are truly sick in the mind to do this shit 24/7 as gown adults and I do hate them.
 
This is a raffle prize. Absolutely abysmal.
 

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