😵‍💫 Skitzocow Gail Chord Schuler / Gabrielle Chana - Crazy Gail

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Re: Crazy Gail

raymond said:
Didn't the trolls actually end up protecting her from her own ex-husband, who was trying to exploit her delusions?

From what I read her ex is an asshat who took out his anger about the trolls making a page about him on her wiki (which he understood was beyond her control) on Gail, and as a result the trolls pestered him at home and made his article longer. Then he got her fired from Wal-Mart by constantly making harassing phone calls. "Protect" is a strong word.
 
Re: Crazy Gail

The thing that pisses me off about this is how everything is hyper-sexual. Jesus has brain-to-brain sex with Gail, Zack Knight brain-to-brain rapes her, when Rule 13 is enacted all of the Jesuit defectors have their penises explode, when Jesus heals the defectors he gives them 20" penises. It's like a fucking twelve year old boy is one scripting this shit and it strongly reminds me of the South Park episode where the boys write a best-selling novel called "The Poop that Took a Pee". It was originally a joke and an attempt to make the worst story possible, but everyone treats it like the work of a master writer.
 
I don't know anything about this woman, but i am laughing my ass off with the "nukkakke" video, like, is that for real? she really believes that? it's just as funny as the "tale of scrotie mcboogerballs" from south park :lol: :lol: :lol:
 
FemboiBunny said:
I don't know anything about this woman, but i am laughing my ass off with the "nukkakke" video, like, is that for real? she really believes that? it's just as funny as the "tale of scrotie mcboogerballs" from south park :lol: :lol: :lol:
The nukkakke thing is bound to make some of us laugh FemboiBunny. The fact that she thinks the Jesuits launched a nuclear bomb filled with the male seed is just crazy.
 
Re: Crazy Gail

drmccoy said:
I think there's a pretty hard line between the Chris trolling and the people fucking with Gail. Chris is an ego driven idiot with a penchant for shouting the meanest, most vile things from the rooftops. He's also responsible for the worst aspects of his life (as most of us know). Gail lives in the fantasy world that only the deeply schizophrenic can construct for themselves.

Look at the two other websites set up, the "Church of Gail" and the Jesuit website and tell me if I'm wrong. Reading through the Church of Gail forums is sad because it's her talking to the idiots pretending to be "her men" and spouting her view of her life. I don't know, it seems like some weens wanted to troll somebody and Chris was taken so they found this women on-line and began a cut-rate version of what's happened to Chris. Chris's stuff was really funny in parts and classic in many other elements. This is just sorta, I don't know, fucked up.

Yeah. Chris's trolls have managed to hurt Chris, but they've usually been just trying to push Chris into a direction. Chris then blindly follows and gets fucked up by his own flaws. Pain ensues. Autism-addled contemplation ensues. You can at least hope that after zillions of trollings, at least some of those harsh lessons have sunk into his skull. (And one could even argue that it has worked. Judging from recent posts Chris is starting to slowly realise how messed up his situation really is.)

Gail, on the other hand, isn't crashing into slumber. The trolling story is just a continuing series of increasingly improbable evenets, and Gail swallows every tidbit of news and doesn't seem particularly distressed. Just shovelful after shovelful of wackiness that feeds her delusions.
 
Wow this is both fascinating and sad. Nukkake would make a great Punk band name, I just gotta say. If someone just told me about this person but I never saw her picture or videos, I would have thought it was some lame trolling attempt.

Listen guys............................I gotta come clean and admit the truth about myself. I am part reptoid (the NWO bloodline) but now I am on the run because I am trying to stop the new world order, (I rejected my NWO roots). I am currently in a romantic relationship with Christian Slater, and I am a psychic. I'm not afraid of the New world order/illuminati though, because with Alex Jones's guidance, and the portion of Bruce Lee's fighting spirit that entered my body, when I summoned him with a Oujji board, I will win this fight. Seth Mcfarlane, Ron Paul and, Hermain Cain know this about me by the way.
 
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I have to say I quite enjoyed reading "On the Origin of the "Influencing Machine" in Schizophrenia", which the Crazy Gail Wiki thoughtfully provides the link to. But on the overall... I'm genuinely not sure if I'm quite comfortable laughing at her. She really needs help. I mean, her beliefs are funny in a vacuum, but... I'm not sure which article it is that mentions that (I went on a wiki trawl some time ago), but apparantly she used to pick up the phone and talk to it although he knew nobody was on the line because she was convinced the Star Trek actor had wiretapped her phone. She'd listen to the various noises on the line and thought these were coded responses.

Some JERK said:
Someone with legit mental issues who maybe hears voices or literally can not seperate reality from fantasy even if they tried as hard as possible is not funny, nor is it satisfying to watch them fail, because they can't help it.

Basically this.
 
I've said it before, I'll say it again. This is one person who the internet really shouldn't be fucking with. It's only a matter of time before she shoots up a Wal Mart or something. These people are validating her delusions, and, unlike Chris, she is absolutely incapable of distinguishing fantasy from reality - and not because of an ego problem. Because she's fucking nuts.
 
She is definitely incredibly sick in a clinical way.

All the same, her pairing her enemy-created daughter with her son and marrying them to each other is like a plot straight from Sonichu.
 
bradsternum said:
I've said it before, I'll say it again. This is one person who the internet really shouldn't be fucking with. It's only a matter of time before she shoots up a Wal Mart or something. These people are validating her delusions, and, unlike Chris, she is absolutely incapable of distinguishing fantasy from reality - and not because of an ego problem. Because she's fucking nuts.

Fucking weens.
 
Judge Holden said:
Oh lawdy, crazy gail.

Ladies and Gentlemen... I present THE NUKAKKE!!!!

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I know I'm being nit-picky here, but being a weapons and military buff I have to point out that you do not "launch" a bomb. You drop or release a bomb, you launch a missile or rocket.
 
Not sure if this warrants a thread of its own, but I'll just post this because of certain similarities with Gail.

TempleOS is an open source operating system. The third thing people will notice about it is that it does have pretty cool and neat and innovative features and that implementing them has been a really Herculean task, props to the guy for the mad programming skills. The second thing people will notice that the guy who wrote the OS no idea about modern-day usability and the OS looks weird to say the least. The first thing they'll probably notice that the website looks pretty weird and that it's pretty obvious that God is telling him to write the dang thing. You know, God, as in voices in his head.

Yep, the guy who wrote the OS is a schizophrenic. And if there's one thing the interwebs hate, it's Christianity, and this guy just obviously isn't capable of reasoned debate on the topic, and none can be expected of him. Unlike Gail, he's not actually trolled all the time, because he tends to hang out in open source groups and people tend to be nice around there. But he creates drama. He has strong opinions, you see, on both religion and operating systems. (Of course, if you're a proper geek, there's no difference between the two anyway, so I'll just say that for emphasis.)

And I think that just like Gail, this guy needs serious help. Gail's problem is the fairy-tale fed by trolls. The TempleOS guy's problem is that schizophrenia might be making the social side of open source stuff a little bit difficult to handle. I don't think the trolls (in Gail's case) or the people who join the flame wars (in TempleOS's case) are doing productive things.
 
WWWWolf said:
Not sure if this warrants a thread of its own, but I'll just post this because of certain similarities with Gail.

TempleOS is an open source operating system. The third thing people will notice about it is that it does have pretty cool and neat and innovative features and that implementing them has been a really Herculean task, props to the guy for the mad programming skills. The second thing people will notice that the guy who wrote the OS no idea about modern-day usability and the OS looks weird to say the least. The first thing they'll probably notice that the website looks pretty weird and that it's pretty obvious that God is telling him to write the dang thing. You know, God, as in voices in his head.

Yep, the guy who wrote the OS is a schizophrenic. And if there's one thing the interwebs hate, it's Christianity, and this guy just obviously isn't capable of reasoned debate on the topic, and none can be expected of him. Unlike Gail, he's not actually trolled all the time, because he tends to hang out in open source groups and people tend to be nice around there. But he creates drama. He has strong opinions, you see, on both religion and operating systems. (Of course, if you're a proper geek, there's no difference between the two anyway, so I'll just say that for emphasis.)

And I think that just like Gail, this guy needs serious help. Gail's problem is the fairy-tale fed by trolls. The TempleOS guy's problem is that schizophrenia might be making the social side of open source stuff a little bit difficult to handle. I don't think the trolls (in Gail's case) or the people who join the flame wars (in TempleOS's case) are doing productive things.

I just google it up and i found this video
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not sure if the same guy made the video... no comments... (:_(
 
I read about her son on the wiki. Holy moly. He has similar delusions about Nintendo like Chris used to.
 
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