🌟 Internet Famous Gaijin Goomba - Basement Dwelling Weeaboo who makes hilariously bad videos

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Is Gaijin Goomba a lolcow?

  • Yes

    Votes: 206 36.8%

  • No

    Votes: 72 12.9%

  • Probably

    Votes: 282 50.4%
  • Total voters
    560
The Jumping Dwarf said:
And yet this guy is married. The world is such an unfair place.
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You're the lucky one. You could have married a Goomba fetishist.

I imagine both of them wearing brown face, with their hands tied behind their backs - awkwardly running into each other and hoping it connects.
 
The Jumping Dwarf said:
Something something Horrifying rating.

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Welp.

Of course he has a Patreon.
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Help I felt my soul shoot itself.

Call 911.
 
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The Jumping Dwarf said:
Something something Horrifying rating.

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Welp.

Of course he has a Patreon.
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Yeah, but it's barely 200$, so I don't think that's so bad. I'd be more insulted if he had 1000$+.

I took a little jaunt through the tumblr last night, and I must say that the FNAF porn is really uninspired and is an insult to ones sensibilities. It's just... Mediocre. The characters all have the same dull expression on their faces, boring sex, minimal writing, poor layout... Just lazy. The least he could've done was have one of the characters decapitate his self-insert to make room for a new security guard... Preferably one that looks like a goomba that would have his face sat on until he got sucked up by some mechanical vag and grinded to death by gears. :alog:
 
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Gajin associates with Game Theory so its only natural that he's a sperg and a complete idiot. His videos make my teeth hurt. I've never seen someone with such a knack for making an ass of themselves in all of their video appearances.
 
ZehnBoat said:
i thought the avatar you played as was from a male wolf statue though?
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http://okami.wikia.com/wiki/Amaterasu
No, she's a girl.

Konstantinos said:
Gajin associates with Game Theory so its only natural that he's a sperg and a complete idiot. His videos make my teeth hurt. I've never seen someone with such a knack for making an ass of themselves in all of their video appearances.
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I don't think MatPat is bad, but everyone else on Game Theory sucks.
 
WireSponge said:
I don't think MatPat is bad, but everyone else on Game Theory sucks.
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MatPat strikes me as being the Doug Walker of Game Theory. He's sort of sane and likable to a degree, relative to his cohorts at least, but he's not that much better than them at the end of the day.

While we're at it, can we all agree that Game Theory is a bunch of autistic, rambling nonsense? It panders solely to thirteen-year-olds and obsessive fanboys who take everything on the show for gospel.
 
Konstantinos said:
While we're at it, can we all agree that Game Theory is a bunch of autistic, rambling nonsense? It panders solely to thirteen-year-olds and obsessive fanboys who take everything on the show for gospel.
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I don't think anybody doubts that. I don't watch Game Theory, but every time somebody has talked to me about it it's in a negative context. And it sounds autistic as fuck.
 
Shokew said:
Boobs do not work like that.

BOOBS do NOT work like that!

BOOBS DO NOT work like THAT!!

BOOBS DO NOT WORK LIKE THAT!!!
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If real world logic were thrown into this mix, those things could hurt here back and even if said back was strong enough, age will make those things sag by the time that character hits the age of say 60.

Abethedemon said:
You can't get STIs from a robot.;)
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While that is true, one can undoubtedly get their own pickle crushed and cut by the machinery inside. Really, it's just furry and robosexual fetish being done on what basically housed the dead bodies of kids.
 
c-no said:
If real world logic were thrown into this mix, those things could hurt here back and even if said back was strong enough, age will make those things sag by the time that character hits the age of say 60.


While that is true, one can undoubtedly get their own pickle crushed and cut by the machinery inside. Really, it's just furry and robosexual fetish being done on what basically housed the dead bodies of kids.
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Whenever someone draws porn of animatronics, Scott Cawthon sheds a single tear.
 
Konstantinos said:
MatPat strikes me as being the Doug Walker of Game Theory. He's sort of sane and likable to a degree, relative to his cohorts at least, but he's not that much better than them at the end of the day.

While we're at it, can we all agree that Game Theory is a bunch of autistic, rambling nonsense? It panders solely to thirteen-year-olds and obsessive fanboys who take everything on the show for gospel.
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I think Game Theory (the show, not the channel) is enjoyable if you don't take it seriously, and the way MatPat makes jabs at them makes me think that he doesn't believe them either. The people taking them seriously are all idiots.

Also, as an opposite to GG, the guy who hosts Digressing & Sidequesting sounds constantly bored. It's not any better.
 
Personally, I find Game Theory to be pretty entertaining, if only for the level of research MatPat does and his desire to give his fans videos that they really want to see. You can tell he's pretty passionate about the whole project and he does put a lot of work into his theories.
His editing can be a little annoying though, at least in earlier videos it was a near-constant stream of images to supplement his wordplay as opposed to the subject matter. It's toned down nowadays though.
 
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