🌟 Internet Famous Gaijin Goomba - Basement Dwelling Weeaboo who makes hilariously bad videos

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Is Gaijin Goomba a lolcow?

  • Yes

    Votes: 206 36.8%

  • No

    Votes: 72 12.9%

  • Probably

    Votes: 282 50.4%
  • Total voters
    560
Frank Rizzo said:
I watched a few of Gaijin Goomba's videos here and there. He doesn't come off so much as a lolcow to me as just.....a really dull, run of the mill Youtuber with a enhanced squeaky voice.

From my understanding, Gaijin, his wife, and some friends do gaming streams every so often (complete with their voices all altered to sound squeaky), and from what I've heard, it's them acting like drunken buffoons while Gaijin brags about how hot his wife is and how jealous we should be that his wife is "Taking off her top and showing her tits as we speak". Just......yeah.
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You have to see the right vids. I've only seen a handful and the ones I did see are hilarious. He also has this frighting hatred for Hatsune Miku just because she's popular. This has gone so far that he has made a Hatsune Miku avatar in a videogame and killed her over and over and over like some kind of sociopath.
 
Rilakkuma said:
You have to see the right vids. I've only seen a handful and the ones I did see are hilarious. He also has this frighting hatred for Hatsune Miku just because she's popular. This has gone so far that he has made a Hatsune Miku avatar in a videogame and killed her over and over and over like some kind of sociopath.
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I was on Youtube recently, and I saw a video which showed highlights from Gaijin's streams, and it was essentially 10-15 minutes of highlights of them playing Super Smash Brothers while drunkenly sperging (complete, of course, with the squeaky voices), and Gaijin talking about his wife's tits and how uber hot she is about 40 times.
 
I used to like him when he first started doing videos but he needs to stop injecting his personal life into his videos. I don't care that he's married, tell me some more Japanese mythology!

He's also a huge hypocrite about fanservice. I nearly shit myself laughing when he admitted he liked dating sims when he got his hairy ass dumped in Japan. You could practically hear the unresolved emotional baggage in that video.
 
To summarize my opinion, the real issue with Gaijin Goomba is his hypocrisy and weeabooism.
If he stopped sperging all of the time (Japan, pitch shift, etc.), and stopped with the double standards, he'd be reduced down to
a very mediocre youtuber at best. At that point, The Game Theorists probably wouldn't keep him running any longer.
So I dunno, I had a change of perspective lately: There's no point being angry at a weeaboo who isn't doing any harm.
 
I legit can't finish the goomba got back video. I have tried but to this day it remains the only cringe video I cannot watch all the way through.

Btw does anyone have the picture that he made of the bullet bill with tits? I can't find it anywhere
 
When the Goomba Titty video hit Tumblr, it spread like herpes at a furry con and it became Tumblr's new ironic obsession.

I suspect that might be why he took it down later. Dude probably got comments full of memes and weens.
 
If someone asks me to define the word "Weeaboo", I'll just show them Gaijin Goomba's "Goomba Tiddy" video, and they'll throw up, call me weird, and most likely just walk away without saying another word to me ever again. the US government will waterboard me again.
 
So I decided to watch Goomba got back a second time in an attempt to finish it. I thought that maybe if I turned sound off it'd be a bit more bearable.





No
 
HypeBeast said:
You tried harder than I did, I made it to about :02 seconds in.
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Both of you did so much better than me.

I just saw the thumbnail and gave up before even watching it.
I'm commemorating your work by giving you some winner badges.
Consider them purple hearts, if you will.
 
I saw some of this guy's videos years ago, and all I remember was how everyone in the comment section was asking him to stop using that chipmunk voice changer. If I remember correctly, his response was he just altered it more to sound "better". I didn't know till now that he added the titty goomba since then, that's a whole new level of weird.
 
Some of his videos are informative, but I don't watch them anymore because he's such a massive annoying weeaboo. I wondered why he had his tit-laden goomba wife in his intro, even though she hasn't actually been in the videos (not the ones I saw anyway). It never crossed my mind that he probably gets off on goomba porn. It doesn't surprise me though.
 
BrokenEntity said:
Otherwise I'm afraid I'll lose my hearing.
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to be fair i only made it a few mins into the video i watched but someone braver then i maybe able to make it all the way though
 
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I always liked most of Gaijin's videos, and I could usually look past the annoying voice, but he is kind of a fat weeb. You want to hear something even more annoying? Aki's pixel pets, featuring Gaijin's GF droning on about anglerfish genuses and how cool animals are.
 
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