Future of the House

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Uncle Meat said:
If the house sells low enough, a neighbor will buy it, tear down the house and put in a swimming pool or double the size of their yard.
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Yup, buddy of mine did this to the vacant lots around his place. He bought them up quickly before they could be developed and has a giant back and front yard. It's pretty awesome to do especially if you're in the country side.

The thing that would worry me though is all the weens showing up to fuck with the new owners.
 
If I were to win the Powerball or something, I would buy the house with everything in it, do a forensic-class inventory of every item and put it up as public records. Then, repurpose the house as some kind of mental care center for kids within the autism spectrum.
 
Maxliam said:
The thing that would worry me though is all the weens showing up to fuck with the new owners.
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I wouldn't be to worried - even when Chris lived at the place, weens were pretty rare showing up to heckle the Chandlers. Probably one of the benefits in living in the middle of the sticks in Virginia, its a pain in the ass to get there if you don't already live relatively close by.
 
Optimus Prime said:
I wouldn't be to worried - even when Chris lived at the place, weens were pretty rare showing up to heckle the Chandlers. Probably one of the benefits in living in the middle of the sticks in Virginia, its a pain in the ass to get there if you don't already live relatively close by.
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Optimistic, 14BC isn't in the middle of the sticks. Charlottesville was already upcoming pre-coof and exploded as people leave New York, New Jersey, Maryland, and even NoVA.

This is a map of 30 minute driving range from 14BC.
 

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I feel bad for whoever ends up buying this house in the near future. Imagine you buy your first house. You think it's the perfect little place to raise a family. It is in rough shape. You learn that it is a hoarders home. It once had a fire, and possibly still has an infestation. You invest a lot of time and money hauling everything away, fixing it up to be your perfect dream home.

Your then sitting at home one quiet at night and hear a knock at the door. Turns out your home is a holy site for weens on a pilgrimage. It belonged to the most documented man in human history. A man who people only care about because he created a shitty webcomic and then spent years engaging with people looking to fuck with him.

You then find out you only own the home because this man fucked his dementia-ridden elderly mother on behalf of a living fungus, resulting in him being hauled off to jail and his mother becoming a ward of the state. You have to listen to weens relay to you all of these stories about him fucking a blowup doll, the death of multiple pets in the house, running over people in his car and just a whole host of information you couldn't care less about hearing.

Put whatever person buys that house in your thoughts and prayers. Unless they are a ween who knows the full history of that house.
 
MorbidlyObeseFeline said:
I think we can come to a concensus that 14BC will go into foreclosure, but will someone (sane and not a ween) buy it? I haven’t seen anyone mention this, but I think this house would be considered a “stigmatized property.” I have a little knowledge of residential real estate and basically what this is, is a property where someone has died, crimes have occurred there, a celebrity/notorious person lived there, or it has been foreclosed (basically all of those have happened at 14BC). Each state has different laws detailing what a realtor has to disclose. In my state I know you don’t have to advertise the bad shit that happens but if a potential buyer asks you can’t lie or be evasive. If some house flipper decides to buy it with the hopes of getting it livable and selling they are going to have weens snooping around every day trying to photograph and do stupid shit, so if the realtor doesn’t disclose about Chris Chan and his history beforehand and someone buys it the realtor could be in a lot of trouble.
I honestly think it should be bulldozed like John Wayne Gacy’s house or the apartment building Dahmer lived in.
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Nonjudicial foreclosure through a deed of trust is simply the trustee selling the house, not first getting title through the courts. The trustee would send all owners a Notice of Sale 60+ or 75+ days in advance and then sell it according to the provisions in the document, usually an auction. A real estate broker ('broker') is sometimes involved for MLS or statutory compliance, a non-broker real estate salesperson ('realtor') is not.

Either way, go to auctiondotcom, zillow, realtordotcom, redfin, etc. Can you guess what happens when someone sees the listing and googles "14 Branchland Court Ruckersville VA" in order to use google street view or just see what else is listed?
 
The banks will just contact hoarder cleaners which do exist and try to get the house to a liveable standard and check it's utilities etc and if the hoarding caused structural weaknesses that might need fixing.

Since Chris will be either in jail or loony bin and barb in the senior home, both clearly out of it, the bank will just bag everything and bin it.

Dunno how that works in the usa but in Europe if the bank have to fix your shit once your gone they'll be sueing you for cost. So Chris might end up in more debt when out of jail.
 
Ser Ciappelletto said:
I assume you are saying weens will pay for his semen. All the semen in Chris's freezer is long dead and dried up by now. He probably thought his freezer would work like the ones at a sperm bank.
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dont worry they’ll still want the frozen cumcicles they’ll pay top dollar for it just to own a piece of christory…. you will notice most will buy two, one to keep and one to… well we already know what will happen just (unfortunately) use your imagination
 
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