Future of the House

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Richard Tormenter said:
No doubt that he inherits it when Barb dies and then he is forced out of the house because he can't prioritise his finances
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There's no way he gets the house unless he's a co-sign on the mortgage they have. If Barb dies and he's not on the mortgage then I believe the bank takes the home and sells it to recoup their loss. Or they basically tell Chris, "pay us the total amount owed" or get the hell out. The home is then sold at public auction and a bunch of people show up to shout JULAAAAY! at the top of their lungs.
 
Falcon Sebben said:
There's no way he gets the house unless he's a co-sign on the mortgage they have. If Barb dies and he's not on the mortgage then I believe the bank takes the home and sells it to recoup their loss. Or they basically tell Chris, "pay us the total amount owed" or get the hell out. The home is then sold at public auction and a bunch of people show up to shout JULAAAAY! at the top of their lungs.
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Do forgive me for my retarded thought then, I'm not really well versed in all of that so my assumption was that Chris would just inherit the house. lmao :lol:
 
Falcon Sebben said:
There's no way he gets the house unless he's a co-sign on the mortgage they have. If Barb dies and he's not on the mortgage then I believe the bank takes the home and sells it to recoup their loss. Or they basically tell Chris, "pay us the total amount owed" or get the hell out. The home is then sold at public auction and a bunch of people show up to shout JULAAAAY! at the top of their lungs.
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In this specific situation likely

The thing is people often do give houses to children that still have debt left on mortgage.

There is a caveat here. Only co-signers or spouses are legally obligated to take on the debt which is the way it’s interpreted. So even if grandma gives you the house the bank can’t automatically go after you demanding you bankrupt yourself trying to keep something you can’t afford. However that intention typically allows you to willingly take on the debts in their stead and therefore keep the house

Now the details of this are fussy to me since it’s not clear to me that a bank wouldn’t atleast do a credit check and some degree of research into whether or not Chris could actually pay for the house (or what day they would get in it )
 
Falcon Sebben said:
Most likely it's going to be sold, razed and have a new home built over top of it.


This reminds me of the saga of the "Simpsons" house.

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This was an actual home built to match the home in the Simpsons complete with the same furniture and decor. Needless to say I wanted it but glad I didn't put in my name to win it because it's in Vegas and I don't wanna live there.

The winner wisely chose the $75K offer instead of the home and it was then remodeled and painted so it looks a lot more ordinary now. But could you imagine living there and having people walking up, taking pictures and leaving offerings of donuts and pizzas? Like that house from Breaking Bad. People would buy a large pizza to throw on the roof of the house just to take a picture of it. This is why having a famous house would be a nightmare.
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A youtuber I follow actually did track this house down and while it was largely altered to look more normal...the actual exterior of the house still has etching in some spots to look like the bricks in the cartoon (specifically the likely faux chimney) and no other house in that immediate area has that detail.

That said...one of the paving slabs in front of the main door has a carving of Homer Simpson's head that was made by Matt G. himself and this is visible from the street.
 
In the recent photo, Barb looks "dressed up to go out". She isn't in her usual bathrobe or mumu. I bet she's living somewhere else and whoever is taking care of her drops her off at the house occasionally to putter around the hoarde and reminisce about the good old days. Dumping her at the house is probably a good way to get her off their hands so they can run errands and do things without her.
 
Lancelot said:
Now the details of this are fussy to me since it’s not clear to me that a bank wouldn’t atleast do a credit check and some degree of research into whether or not Chris could actually pay for the house (or what day they would get in it )
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Chris could probably swing it if he managed his money prudently (and of course actuall has it), but we all know he's going to squander it on vidya and fast food for every meal and various tard gear. Unless he gets a payee (and the fact that whenever he is witnessed outside he appears to be wildly squandering money on stuff tends to suggest he does not), he lacks the responsibility to manage his money.

So I would imagine even in the event the bank decides to let him try to take over paying instead of just immediately foreclosing, Chris will fuck it up because of his inability not to squander his money.

I am assuming Barb used to just take some off the top every time his tugboat steamed in (probably where Chris got the idea that just stealing her money was okay) to pay bills (or at least the ones she did not decide just to blow off). Without some external force controlling him, he's just going to revert to form, squander any "jail windfall" he has, then go back to blowing every penny he gets the day he gets it.

And I don't see any of his extended family coming to the rescue of this motherfucker, nor Cole. Unless Heilberg went above and beyond and got him a payee (and I don't think he did or that Chris would even accept one willingly), I don't see a situation where Chris ends up owning the house, at least not for longer than it takes the mortgagee to rev up foreclosure proceedings.

This is also assuming it isn't sold before Barb even dies, such as for instance to spend down assets to qualify for Medicaid. Or that Barb doesn't just spitefully leave it to Cole alone, or one of the extended family who have apparently been helping her to some extent.

It's remotely possible there's some equity in it that he might get, if he had the sense to declare bankruptcy and screw his unsecured creditors, but I'd think he's too dumb to do that unless he's tard wrangled.

The problem with Chris's mental state is he's just slightly too together to qualify for permanent tard wrangling, but at the same time so incompetent at activities of daily living he'll inevitably keep getting in trouble over and over. In a perfect world, he'd have a payee, and be in a group home or at least permanently wrangled.
 
I really do think the tard bux might have been one of bobs greatest mistakes. Welfare can be a poison to even well put together people. It can sap will to try and people start to fall down rabbit hole of just accepting living in shit. It’s even worse with Chris though. I’m not sure how tard bux works but as I understand it such assistance is lowered or even ended upon someone gaining employment. Plus since chris only has minimal to no work experience in decades he would only be finding entry level work that might barely be equivalent to or even less than tard bux.

This is a problem as (I’ve said this for long time). Chris actually having to deal with people and work to live both would have forced him to change somewhat. Now though he is in his 40s with almost zero work experience. Trapped on a tard conveyor belt that will just see him in his 50s before he blinks. The accommodations he currently has , money he got, and the medication assistance he now has could have been another last turning point but I figure it’s going to fall on deaf ears
 
Lancelot said:
I really do think the tard bux might have been one of bobs greatest mistakes. Welfare can be a poison to even well put together people. It can sap will to try and people start to fall down rabbit hole of just accepting living in shit. It’s even worse with Chris though. I’m not sure how tard bux works but as I understand it such assistance is lowered or even ended upon someone gaining employment. Plus since chris only has minimal to no work experience in decades he would only be finding entry level work that might barely be equivalent to or even less than tard bux.
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Welfare has it's place but once you're on it, it's almost impossible to get off of it. It creates a "poor" mindset where you need to spend every dollar they give you or they fear they'll get less the next month. This usually means they splurge when they get their money and then nickle and dime their way on the last week to make it to the next payment.

And once on it, there's no incentive to get off of it. You're getting free money. Why work? A smart person would be taking maybe $50 a month out and not necessarily putting it in the bank but holding onto it to get some kind of savings in the process. Don't touch it and after a several years you have a couple thousand dollars which you might even be able to invest in something. I don't know the rules about this or even if it's possible but I can't think of anything more soul crushing than living check to check from the government.
 
Lancelot said:
I really do think the tard bux might have been one of bobs greatest mistakes. Welfare can be a poison to even well put together people. It can sap will to try and people start to fall down rabbit hole of just accepting living in shit. It’s even worse with Chris though. I’m not sure how tard bux works but as I understand it such assistance is lowered or even ended upon someone gaining employment. Plus since chris only has minimal to no work experience in decades he would only be finding entry level work that might barely be equivalent to or even less than tard bux.

This is a problem as (I’ve said this for long time). Chris actually having to deal with people and work to live both would have forced him to change somewhat. Now though he is in his 40s with almost zero work experience. Trapped on a tard conveyor belt that will just see him in his 50s before he blinks. The accommodations he currently has , money he got, and the medication assistance he now has could have been another last turning point but I figure it’s going to fall on deaf ears
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You have a point, but Chris would've managed to screw it up. That's just what he does. It's even more of a constant than wanting fame or China.

Even if Bob pushed him into a high school job like pushing carts, he would've fucked that up by yelling nonsense and creeping out customers. The only thing he's ever been qualified for is those make-work tard jobs they give people like him to do to be occupied and feel like they're doing something.
 
Havel the Rock said:
You have a point, but Chris would've managed to screw it up. That's just what he does. It's even more of a constant than wanting fame or China.

Even if Bob pushed him into a high school job like pushing carts, he would've fucked that up by yelling nonsense and creeping out customers. The only thing he's ever been qualified for is those make-work tard jobs they give people like him to do to be occupied and feel like they're doing something.
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From what I can gather he did work for Wendy's before the Tugboat started rolling in, getting fired for conflicting reasons boiling down to him being a tard. So it's not like Bob never tried to get Chris to work, it's just that he decided very quickly that that wouldn't work.
Falcon Sebben said:
This was an actual home built to match the home in the Simpsons complete with the same furniture and decor. Needless to say I wanted it but glad I didn't put in my name to win it because it's in Vegas and I don't wanna live there.
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Remember that even at his peak (which is far behind us now), Chris was nowhere near as popular as Breaking Bad or the Simpsons.
 
Jon Osterman said:
From what I can gather he did work for Wendy's before the Tugboat started rolling in, getting fired for conflicting reasons boiling down to him being a tard. So it's not like Bob never tried to get Chris to work, it's just that he decided very quickly that that wouldn't work.
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Yeah, that's the one I was thinking of when I posted that. It's been relitigated a thousand times on these boards but Chris simply isn't capable of productive work.
 
Havel the Rock said:
Yeah, that's the one I was thinking of when I posted that. It's been relitigated a thousand times on these boards but Chris simply isn't capable of productive work.
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He's perfectly capable if he has a wrangler, and also threats of horrible things happening. Chris has always had his house and parents to run to if the least little thing discomforted him. Now? Now he's in the perfect position. While he has some comforts, he's still being wrangled, in addition to receiving (probably) threats that if he doesn't complete certain things, then he might lose something or else be knocked down a few pegs in the halfway house scene.
 
Tennis-Ball-Tony said:
He's perfectly capable if he has a wrangler, and also threats of horrible things happening.
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And the cost of the wrangler would be worth more than the value of any work Chris could do, even assuming you didn't even pay him.
 
Meth-head Redditor photographed the house and claims it is empty and no one is home

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Note the cat in center of 2nd photo
 
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Unless he actually went inside and saw it vacant (Please don't do this), all you really proved was that Chris drove out to CVS to buy more condoms and lube for dat Barbussy and will be back in a few minutes.
 
I never trust anything a lé Redditor says anymore.

Remember the redditor who interviewed Chris in prison and drew sketches of him?

Remember Pretor (the physical manifestation of a Redditor) saying Chris had a beard and basically detransisitioned?

Redditors won’t even use the zoom feature on there cellphone camera because they think that’s “doxxxxxing” and against reddits TOS.
 
"It's empty" they say, posting a picture that clearly shows an air conditioner is in the window. If nobody was living there anymore, why would an AC still be in the window?
 
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