Future of the House

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If he just drove by how would he know the house is empty? You'd have to at least look in the windows. Maybe Barb just turned a light on while Chris was away buying Legos and condoms and that's why the car wasn't there.
 
Easiest possible answer: Barb can't drive. (she had that serious accident earlier when she tried.)
Chris can. Chris is out with the car, Barb is inside and lights are on. Redditor is redditor.
 

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Retard take: ChRiS mOvEd OuT!!1”

Normal take: Chris went out to buy gatoraid and condoms whiles barbs is recovering in the only room with AC (the fuck dungeon temple)”

Black Pill take: “Chris had his fill of barbussy and decided that she is a zombie who needs to (leave) abit faster and drove her out to a field to bury her”
 
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I don't think they've ever been seen simultaneously at the house, though. It's hard to say with Barb having no car, but the most logical thought process for me here is that Barb probably wasn't in the house while Chris, who was likely supervised, was. She probably stayed with whatever relatives she did after the arrest.

There's also the potential either of them left the light on, home or not. The change confirms activity regardless.

At this point, I don't believe Barb isn't under some kind of care. Maybe she was also just there to collect stuff and look out the porch of that infamous house. I wonder what kind of emotions and memory she'd feel in a moment of lucidity. if walls could fucking talk, man....

But I digress; main point is, if we think realistically, the options are-

  • Barb is living at 14BC but probably has a part-time nurse, care program, or family assistance.
  • Barb was there for a visit and/or to collect things, and will be moving to a facility or in with family.
  • If that's the case, Chris may live there now if he can. I'm not caught up on the debt or foreclosure possibility status though, what condition the house is in, or if Chris is even capable of living in and maintaining a whole house.
  • On the flip side, maybe Chris was just there to gather things. Maybe they gave him x amount of time to plan and pack. He's also likely supervised, and Barb with relatives elsewhere, but who knows? To my knowledge, there's no restraining order except the temporary one Chris broke in the first place.
  • Speaking of, unless there's guidelines in place that came with a tard-defense victory, I don't believe there's a restraining order. So, they could be doing everything imagined in these stale-as-fuck (pun intended) barbussy jokes.


We can only sit back and pick apart what we observe from the reddit weens. As retarded as it is, better them than farmers.

(Edits just trying to fix stuff on mobile.)
 
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That has to be the case. I'm legit sick if everyone making retarded jokes about Chris is balls deep in barb right now or how the system let a retarded rapist go back to his victim. The system is flawed but its not that stupid. I'm of the mind Chris is staying at some cheap room gateway set up with a live in assistant. Because logically if Chris was back at branchland completely unsupervised? We'd have been flooded with social media posts and videos about Chris sperging how he did NOT have sex with Barbara and it was just "soul bonding."
If Barb wasn't such a neglectful shithead, her son wouldn't have been balls deep in her, mind you. And yeah the system is that stupid, they bungled a case where a retard admitted multiple times to fucking his dementia ridden mother. If you have to go get your stuff from a place your not allowed to be, you're at least doing it under police supervision, unless you break your restraining order of course.
 
From pictures before Chris's arrest in 2021, that upstairs room was piled to the ceiling with boxes of crap, along with Barb's bed/sofa. Now it looks like a room you could actually walk around in and utilize like a normal room. Obviously some amount of a large scale cleanup was happening at that house.
 
So allegedly the place is abandoned but someone has turned on the lights?
Fucking ghosts, man!

Bob still maintains the house. Bound even after death.

That said, yeah. Chris could have gone out to simply buy shit, and someone has to be living there for the lights to be on.

My money is on Occam's Spergout, the easiest and most logical answer is that Chris just went out somewhere.
The other is that Chris just visited and now Barb lives there. Reddit, being the hive of low IQ plebbitors, of course takes it as it is now a haunted mansion.
 
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