I believe before the rape Kiwi Farmers discussed a museum/bar out of Branchland.
Some stupid weens might buy a lot of the shit. If I was Cole I’d take advantage of the internet and just have a full on estate sale. Just sell all the junk you can and whatever you can’t, just toss or give to Goodwill.
I've heard that the family is so disgusted by the whole situation that they wouldn't even touch the money. If that's true, I wouldn't blame them. They wouldn't want to regularly have to deal with transactions and haggling from weens, stalkers and perverts. The Chandler Clan was already pretty dysfunctional from the jump, even before Chris first appeared on the internet. From what I've heard, no amount of money is good enough to volunteer for more public humiliation.
Also just the matter of zoning and actually registering it as a business. I doubt the neighbours would be happy if some random house on their block was suddenly zoned as a business, especially one dedicated to the worst person in your neighbourhood.
In addition to the Teflon Tard, The smells and bug bites don't stick to Chris, apparently.
From what I recall about people having gone around some time back and talking with neighbors, the way the responses were described made it sound like Chris getting sent to jail was the single best thing that had happened to that neighborhood in years. Maybe even decades. And trying to essentially turn 14BC into a monument to Chris would absolutely see opposition from whatever local government for that reason, among many others.
I'm pretty sure Barb has three mortgages and a mountain of credit card and other debt we don't know about. The creditors are all held at bay as long as she lives. You can't put an old lady out on the street. But the second she croaks, they well all swoop in, demanding their piece of the pie.
Residential neighbourhoods tend to be ironclad about their rules on not allowing businesses
I bet at least eight.
Let we start thinking about how many visitors can wish to see CWC museum...
Number one: The end of your last paragraph was from SpongeBob.
No it won’t be. The weens and stalkers will go heckle Chris wherever he goes to live. They’re not running wild around the property right now, after all.
That could be a problem, but it doesn’t make the house “uninhabitable.”
Dude, come on. Really?
Dear God, the Totem.
I agree there’s a load of reasons why it wouldn’t work, but not so much for the turning a house into an exhibit, there are a few instances ke regular homes becoming tourist attractions of museum-like exhibits. They’re usually homes of artists or writers, and not autistic manchildren, but it’s a thing, mainly in Europe.
This is on sale at Amazon for $400, and prices are similar on eBay. Did Chris really manage to scrape together that much money for a toy in 2019? He begged for money numerous times throughout that year, but I would think $400 is a bit much even for Chris.For what it's worth? I've identified the box being that of Siege: War For Cybertron Omega Supreme.
This is a Titan Class figure, basically the BIG one of an entire series for a YEAR which kids have as the number one thing on their letters to Santa, with a bunch of playability with a base mode that can link up to other mini-bases, the figure itself is probably the size of a one year old, and the cost would easily be north of $150 MSRP minimum. Chris likely paid much more from a specialty website that actually had it in stock since most brick and mortar stores do not carry Titans due to the shelf space they take up.
This figure is also fairly recent, being only a 2019 release. Since he had to have gone out of his way to get Omega, it's certain that he's been buying the other giant-as-fuck figures like Typricon, Metroplex, and "Ark" (the giant spaceship that crash lands in the original series and becomes the Autobot headquarters on Earth? Yeah that's also a robot now). Chris being irresponsible with money is nothing new, however.
Praetor has probably been keeping Chris updated on stuff like this for awhile now, especially since there's been a bunch of weens taking pictures of the house lately with what could be evidence of the moronic mongoloid's treasure is getting sent to a landfill. I'm against letting him know, especially since he's got a court thing this Friday that might be important. If anything, Heilberg should know about it, just in case Chris has to be present in court or not. This is the kind of shit that would have him chimping out in front of a judge.
Because people were giving him money for bills or food or whatever shit he was claiming at the time and he spent most, if not all of it, on toys for himself because he's Chris.
