Future of the House

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Yksi_Toveri said:
The combustible horde contained within would generate enough heat to melt glass on windows of houses for a radius of roughly 0.5 miles by my estimate. A post Barb Barbachu of the place would generate a FEMA Disaster Zone akin to a fertilizer plant explosion.
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Do you think the flames will spread quickly or would it be a slow burn.
pleggy0 said:
I hope they destroy the house
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I wish I had your optimism. Honestly the best case scenario is the house gets sold off quickly hopefully to someone who has the money to restore it to a habitable condition.
 
Zoom said:
I wish I had your optimism. Honestly the best case scenario is the house gets sold off quickly hopefully to someone who has the money to restore it to a habitable condition.
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Most likely a national landlord group will buy it (probably Blackrock funded), they'll hire the cheapest contractor in Ruckersville to clean it up with whatever landlord's special materials they find at Lowe's, and it'll be turned into a downmarket rental.

The house is in a declining hick town, and it's too far away from any of the major metro job areas for them to trick some ditzy millenial couple into holding the bag on it. So it's most likely future is as a cheap rental - landlords will play hot potato with it, with each new landlord being cheaper and skeezier than the last, until the house becomes so wringed out that the town won't issue a rental permit for it any longer.

Then some distressed asset firm will probably acquire the deed, and it'll sit in their portfolio until the building rots away.
 
It is my sincere Christmas wish that the house ends up abandoned and becomes the neighborhood spooky haunted house. Then when Chris gets out of Jail he can go and skulk around in it and become an urban legend.
 
Dr. Silvestrechu said:
I hope the Christorical artifacts remaining in the house can be salvaged before the post-Barb repossession, but I'm guessing that Barb has already thrown out much of Chris' possessions since he is no longer around to guard them.
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I don't think Borb is physically capable of doing it considering the accident and likely dementia.
When she dies tho everything will be thrown away and CWC will do a spergout as soon as he realizes it.
 
Dr. Silvestrechu said:
I hope the Christorical artifacts remaining in the house can be salvaged before the post-Barb repossession
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First off: there will be no repossession, since Barb (and then Chris) will own the house free and clear after the $200000 he demanded from his followers arrives. Everyone knows that.
Second: what "artifacts" do you think are even left after the fire? Whatever's in 14BC now is just whatever Chris and Barb specifically thought to preserve. The rest of it either burned up, got thrown away, got stolen by GREEDY FIREMEN, or has spent the past 7 years rotting in garbage bags half-full of water, like "The Classic" was. Like, unless you want Chris' Lego collection I don't know what you're expecting.
 
Don’t destroy it, like many have said, get a license to turn it into a historical tourist site, and people can come in and have guided tours, looking through the fascinating history of the famous crap hole 14 Branchland Court. Gaze young viewers In awe, where the mighty snorlax, lumberjack and Cwc ate badly made microwave meals and junk food in their crowded kitchen! Wow at the massive piles of crap filling the walls and corridors, look up at the piles of garbage reaching 8feet high! Look and reel at the stench of the Gremlins lair himself, CWC’s fetid room, Overloaded with a treasure trove of Sonichu comics, games, posters, Toys, Lego, movies, enough Sex toys that would make Hugh Hefner jealous, and a stench that would make most pets sick!! Only here fellow CWCistorians, In The 14 Branchland Tour, can all these sites and secrets be yours to view on the Internet’s first and inarguably it’s most famous Lolcow History!! Sign up Today!! Tickets 15 bucks a pop!!
 
I believe the house should be treated akin to Jeffrey Dahmer's apartment building, torn down completely and a high chain link fence surrounds where the house used to stand. There is nothing to gain from the Chandler household or its remains - the mere thought of a family or newlywed couple buying the house without knowing what had happened in those walls sends a chill through me. John Wayne Gacy's house was torn down and a new one was built on top of that land - I still wouldn't feel comfortable being in a completely new house knowing what took place. The same goes for 14BC.

I find radioactive waste disposal interesting, these large concrete barrel-like things standing tall in rows in the middle of fields. I love the concept of these huge thorns sticking out of the ground, put there as a warning for those in the future who might pass by. Perhaps something similar would be installed at 14BC.
"This place is not a place of honor.
No highly esteemed deed is commemorated here.
Nothing valued is here".

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Swan said:
I find radioactive waste disposal interesting, these large concrete barrel-like things standing tall in rows in the middle of fields. I love the concept of these huge thorns sticking out of the ground, put there as a warning for those in the future who might pass by. Perhaps something similar would be installed at 14BC.
"This place is not a place of honor.
No highly esteemed deed is commemorated here.
Nothing valued is here".

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Make it similar to Plot E where it's hidden from view and visits are discouraged. In that case let it rot, just maintain a treeline so passersby don't see the rot behind.
 
Swan said:
I believe the house should be treated akin to Jeffrey Dahmer's apartment building, torn down completely and a high chain link fence surrounds where the house used to stand. There is nothing to gain from the Chandler household or its remains - the mere thought of a family or newlywed couple buying the house without knowing what had happened in those walls sends a chill through me. John Wayne Gacy's house was torn down and a new one was built on top of that land - I still wouldn't feel comfortable being in a completely new house knowing what took place. The same goes for 14BC.

I find radioactive waste disposal interesting, these large concrete barrel-like things standing tall in rows in the middle of fields. I love the concept of these huge thorns sticking out of the ground, put there as a warning for those in the future who might pass by. Perhaps something similar would be installed at 14BC.
"This place is not a place of honor.
No highly esteemed deed is commemorated here.
Nothing valued is here".

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Chris is awful, but he’s not Dahmer or Gacy or H. H. Holmes or Bob Berdella or John List. The place doesn’t need to be cleansed in fire.
 
Ophelia said:
Chris is awful, but he’s not Dahmer or Gacy or H. H. Holmes or Bob Berdella or John List. The place doesn’t need to be cleansed in fire.
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I never said he was - but would you feel comfortable sleeping in the same house where an octogenarian was raped by her troon son every three nights?
 
are they selling the chandler chateau or is this some spergy troll op to make everyone think theyre selling off chris' house?
 
A lifetime psychological thriller in which a middle class family looking for a new start in life move into Branchland Court. Upon leaving prison Chris begins making plans to come home, with disastrous consequences.
 
Ophelia said:
Not an ugly house which was owned by a hoarder who let her animals shit and piss everywhere.
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Regardless of the situation, 14BC is beyond uninhabitable - if a house could be negative in value it would be the Sonichu Headquarters. We've seen the holes in the wall, the hoarding, the animals, Chris pissing in the corner, frozen semen kept in the freezer, and God knows what we didn't see.
 
Cybertonia said:
The house is in a declining hick town, and it's too far away from any of the major metro job areas for them to trick some ditzy millenial couple into holding the bag on it. So it's most likely future is as a cheap rental - landlords will play hot potato with it, with each new landlord being cheaper and skeezier than the last, until the house becomes so wringed out that the town won't issue a rental permit for it any longer.
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The location is actually pretty good for a very specific type of customer. It is close to C-ville with a fast commute on a straight divided highway, but is just outside the Ablemarle County border, so it exists deep red Greene County. If you have a job in C-ville but don't want to live in a liberal county, southern Ruckersville is basically the ideal place.

I'm fairly certain that this is why Bob bought the house there rather than getting one in Ablemarle County or Chartlottesville proper.
 
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