Futbol thread.

[Megatardingo]

Who the fuck plays for Spain that they were supposedly good?

It's not a star-spangled team and their best thing was their defence which doesn't translate well to memorable moments.

 

[Onni Kalsarikännit]

I still got an important question.

Who the fuck plays for Spain that they were supposedly good?

I couldn't name like a single star player without using Google for this squad.

I don't know. Maybe this guy from this small, unknown British club and treble winner Manchester City, who became player of the tournament and won the Ballon d'Or two years ago? (Rodri)

 

[Male Idiot]

Ngubu and Ubugn chased a ball, M'Kugu won. Norf Norf Norf!

 

[Onni Kalsarikännit]

BILD is reporting that Olise has a "secret child" with a woman and that he doesn't pay child support. Guess the name of the woman.

If you guessed "Fatima Zaunbrecher" (Zaunbrecher = fence breaker) you guessed correct.

 

[DonBorrego]

Hey Argies.

Why are you scaring the Spanish?

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He looks very concerned.

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This was like when you make the mistake of replying to the local crackhead

 

[Franz Joseph]

I still got an important question.

Who the fuck plays for Spain that they were supposedly good?

I couldn't name like a single star player without using Google for this squad.

And Zlatan is over on Fox Sports acting so smug calling it for Spain. And EA as well with their FIFA prediction meme.

Lamine Yamal is suppose to be the "star" player for Spain, hes brown and Muslim, so you know the sports media was pushing him hard despite having a lackluster showing at the WC.

 

[Beggamania]

Scamming every single oppottunity from knockouts matches, just to do 0 shots on target in 120 minutes

 

[TheEricBro]

I didn't really care too much about the World Cup. But, hey, congrats Spain!

 

[MrJokerRager]

I don't know. Maybe this guy from this small, unknown British club and treble winner Manchester City, who became player of the tournament and won the Ballon d'Or two years ago? (Rodri)

A defensive mid won the balloon trophy?

Has FIFA changed for the better?

 

[Onni Kalsarikännit]

Yamal had a torn harmstring injury that took him out at the end of the season until the world cup. Like, I get it. I don't like browns or muslims that much either and shitposting and stuff but you retards acting like he is not a fucking talent despite his age (18) are really fucking clowns and I'd prefer you threadshitting tourists would just fuck off back to the thunderdome.

 

[Kazukifaen]

Argentine was no worthy winner

congratulations to Spain.

I Hope this puts to bed all these crazy rumors

that FIFA rigged the world cup for Messi / Argentine.

 

[Vlad the Implier]

its about time burgers have an intervention about tipping culture.

American ambulance drivers when you don't tip 30% on your $5000 ride to the hospital.

Anulo Mufa.

Not gonna lie, this photo goes pretty hard.

 

[071+05]

Hardcore, Algentina. Intensísimo.

 

[dick brain]

>implying whites play soccer

 

[MrJokerRager]

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>implying whites play soccer

 

[Shakira Flabbergasted]

I did not know this... I would have rooted for Spain even more.

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Netanyahu's father was named Benjamin Mileikowski.

 

[Adolf Kitler]

So much for the players hating Trump:
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PatriQtas en cQntrQl...

I thought Spain was a woke country that loves immigrants

90% of the times guiris complain about Spain being a super hyper mega cucked woke negrophile country they're just talking about Catalonia and the Basque country without even knowing it.

It's like if I went to McDonaldslandia and complained about Americans being a bunch of massive sissy libtard faggots who worship the bibisi and illegal mexicans while only having visited Los Angeles, Seattle or Portland.

For a supposedly white nation, they sure act like niggers

Argentina is wigger paradise, they can be the most aryan looking motherfuckers straight from a Nazi Germany propaganda poster and still dress and act like low IQ ghetto niggers.

 

[Endless Blabbery]

New theory: Argentina lost because the betting houses wanted to make a fortune on retards betting against Spain.

Okay, I actually find this somewhat amusing because, yes, a lot of people are le-mad b-because how dare Spain win!? From Xitter:

Soy la única que se siente rara hoy? La copa era nuestra y no es por ser mala perdedora, pero nos robaron el mundial! No se que pasó ayer, pero Argentina jugó así a propósito a mi no me jodan. Messi diciendo “olvidémonos de todo” enzo llorando, todos más agresivos de lo normal… ALGO PASÓ! nada de lo que pasó ayer fue normal y nadie investiga porque pues Argentina contra el mundo.. como siempre

Am I the only one who feels weird today? The trophy was ours, and it’s not because I’m a sore loser—no, they robbed us of the World Cup! I don’t know what happened yesterday, but Argentina played like that on purpose. Don’t mess with me. Messi saying “let’s forget everything,” Enzo crying, everyone more aggressive than usual… SOMETHING HAPPENED! Nothing that happened yesterday was normal, and nobody investigates because it’s always the same—Argentina against the world…

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I also tried to find videos of Spaniards acting like monkeys since, well, there must be some correlation between Spain and Argentina, right? I bring conflicting news: I found pretty much nothing. Yep, it's settled—Argentinians are niggers.
Although I did find this video, but notice the ensuring of the guy's physical integrity, as opposed to just climbing street lights without a care in the world.

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And, uh, whatever the fuck this is.

Spoiler

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Argentina is wigger paradise, they can be the most aryan looking motherfuckers straight from a Nazi Germany propaganda poster and still dress and act like low IQ ghetto niggers.

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[Spob]

I once got banned for 3 days from 4chan for making a post on /pol/ asking if Argentines were white.

Sports teams in general are pretty ass ways of gauging a nation's demographics because of course they choose the chimpiest of the bunch, and oftentimes that ends up being the blackest and beaniest of the bunch. It varies by sport, of course, like I'd wager the cricket teams of any country would be full of jeets.

Same reason the math teams of every country tend to be Chinese (and maybe Indian, but much less so).

 

[Endless Blabbery]

I once got banned for 3 days from 4chan for making a post on /pol/ asking if Argentines were white.

I found these posts mocking this Argentinian for asking his mother to lend him ~9K USD to pay for a seat at the final, being forced to later sell his car ("black Suran"; I don't know much about cars, if anything) that he uses to work as a taxi driver, because that kind of retard-level financials is akin to, well, the Third World.
And his grandmother died! Can't go to her funeral, obviously, because of la pedodita. Even asking her, whom is now dead, whilst looking up, to aid him from heaven. Even long gone, he asks for gibs. Religion did nothing for them—they now beg God for everything, too. Sad to see.

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Straight from the horse's mouth, folks.

It’s Argentina’s “synthesis”: burn wealth/resources every 4–10 years to start over from negative and restart the cycle.