Futbol thread.

id rather watch paint dry than brown people kick balls

thank god the world games are over and i won't have to be bombarded with sissy soccer nonsense for another 4 years

Luckily most of Europe don't give a fuck about grid iron, basketball, baseball or hockey.

Enjoy your Worldwide dominance in your own world.

Lamine Yamal might be the most overrated player in the world. He did nothing the whole tournament and yet was the poster child.

Just because he did not score or make many goals, and therefore internet headlines, he was still a huge influence on the team throughout the tournament.
 
Just because he did not score or make many goals, and therefore internet headlines, he was still a huge influence on the team throughout the tournament.

There must be a God somewhere.

A random niglet that you decide to wash for good PR, about 2 decades later decides to buck break you out of a World Cup trophy.

And Yamal wore 19, which was Messi's original number in 2006 before he became 10.

The weird lore behind all this.
 
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PS: fuck argensimians, you'll never be white
 
Just because he did not score or make many goals, and therefore internet headlines, he was still a huge influence on the team throughout the tournament.

Spain won from their defense and constant pressure, of which he played very little part. Not only was he not the best player on the team, he wasn't even the best 19 year old on the team.

I'm not saying he's not good, I'm saying he's very much overrated at least in this tournament.
 
Messi always reminds me of Spartacus from Lazy Town. He's got the same good guy aura.

Of course Cristiano Ronaldo is Robbie Rotten.
 
You know what the funniest thing about Messi is? He's probably going to be dragged to the next World Cup too.

He's a complete shadow of his former self and it was fucking hilarious every single time Argentina got a free kick or a corner and everyone was expecting the Messi wonder goal and instead he just sheepishly passed it to someone 5 yards away.

Granted, he very nearly got the goal of the tournament with that shot that just missed the corner, but that was after being anonymous for 99% of the match. I think we're about to hit the stage where a top team will straight up stop marking him, as they know he can't move any faster than a brisk pace nowadays and isn't the terrifying explosive player who could get the ball on the halfway line, take on five players and score a wonder goal anymore. Hell, he hasn't been that for a good 3 years now.
 
Messi doesn't deserve the hate. He's a good guy. Autistic, meek, shy, and kinda dull; but a good guy nonetheless. Whatever he does, he either does it by peer pressure or because he's not the brightest.

Argentina does deserve it, though.
He took it upon himself to call for Miss Finster the second Sideshow Boob's hand came within an inch of his mouth.

Messi is not your kawaii, bashful autist. He's a cheating prick who's had the refs in his pocket for years, and takes advantage of that as cynically as he can.

All this world cup has done is put his true nature on full display.
 
He took it upon himself to call for Miss Finster the second Sideshow Boob's hand came within an inch of his mouth.

Messi is not your kawaii, bashful autist. He's a cheating prick who's had the refs in his pocket for years, and takes advantage of that as cynically as he can.

All this world cup has done is put his true nature on full display.

So he is an evil mastermind bad player while also being an autistic good guy good player?

Get real. Messi is just a fucking midget who plays OK by today standards and is propped out by marketing by the FIFA. He is just a mediocre player now and it shows.
 
That had to be Argentina's most pathetic game in the whole tournament. That's probably why they only faced low ranking teams until the very end.
I have no idea why they thought the Kane/Bellingham strat of “do nothing and expect to win” was one to emulate given how they beat England a week ago who was using it.

“But it worked wonders against Mexico!” None of these teams are Mexico; the most proud and arrogant team/fandom with the most pathetic league of achievements and gold to show for such egos.
 
Messi doesn't deserve the hate. He's a good guy. Autistic, meek, shy, and kinda dull; but a good guy nonetheless. Whatever he does, he either does it by peer pressure or because he's not the brightest.

Argentina deserves it, though.

He should have retired after 2022 in my view, at least from international football.

Leave on a high note than a low note. All Messi proved in this World Cup is that Angel Di Maria was the actual brains on Argentina's offense capabilities.

Messi most likely signed off on the haramball plan and it buttfucked him hard, given Messi dealt with parking the bus during his Uefalona days and should have known better.

Instead its a repeat of the 2010 and 2014 finals combined.

And it doesnt help in Argentina's case that defeating Cape Verde and having the most jewy of jews supporting you, just makes his second final loss more lulzy.

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