Futbol thread.

Football aside, I’m inordinately fascinated by the sheer size of Haaland’s brow ridge. That thing is fucking massive. By the time he’s fifty he’ll be needing to lift it up to see, once age makes the skin sag.

Absolute machine in front of goal, though. Still think England can beat Norway, but any attempts by Tuchel to just park the bus would seem to be very ill-advised. Haaland could score through a concrete wall with an invisibility cloak on the goal. Fucker’s skill is absolutely insane.
 
Haaland looks like he should've been cast to play a Viking warrior-chieftan in a historical drama, dressing him up as a footballer just looks kinda silly.
Works, though.
 
UselessRubberKeyboard said:
Absolute machine in front of goal, though. Still think England can beat Norway, but any attempts by Tuchel to just park the bus would seem to be very ill-advised. Haaland could score through a concrete wall with an invisibility cloak on the goal. Fucker’s skill is absolutely insane.
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If England somehow win, then they should invite Haaland into the team. He was born in Yorkshire.
I know I know... he fails the paper bag test, but just say he's albino or something.
 
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Congratulations to evil England and especially my fellow evil neighbor Norway.
 
GaryGray said:
He already plays for Manchester City.
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And he is tearing that league up. He is not a human being.

whatever I feel like said:
What you should really be worried about is the fact that Belgium is legit a better team than us.
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We pushed Belgium to the limit in 2014, back at the start of their golden generation (or was that 2018?). And with Balogun back, I'm feeling a little better about our chances.

Even then, I think that if we do win, Portugal/Spain will be brutal.
 
Stuck a £5 bet builder on Kane and Juiminez both to score, had an early night and woke up to the princely sum of £27.50 and the joy of everyone who hates England crying into their cornflakes. Top result.
 
Are people only now realizing that the FIFA organization is filled with nothing but corrupt faggots? From venue picking, to format, to rule exceptions, everything is bought and paid for under the table. Why else would someone agree to let a desert country with zero regulation stadiums host the tournament knowing it is the hottest month of the year then only a year out decide playing in 115 degree heat isn't a good idea and move the whole thing to December. Is it a coincidence that a host country happened to have the match where they loose every tournament in their capital city (not that it did them any good)? If it ain't corrupt it ain't FIFA.
 
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