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I am watching the Paraguay and Turkey match and I rushed here immediately when Paraguay was given a red card for covering his mouth during a confrontation.
The fuck is this rule?!?!
Call it the Vinicius Jr rule. He was claiming racial abuse during a Championship League knockout match earlier this year vs Benfica. Gianluca Prestianni admitted to calling Ficticius Jr a maricon (faggot in Spanish) while he covered his mouth.

FIFA came up with a rule shortly thereafter for the World Cup where any player who muttered something while covering their mouth would be a straight red card.
 
I am watching the Paraguay and Turkey match and I rushed here immediately when Paraguay was given a red card for covering his mouth during a confrontation.
The fuck is this rule?!?!
I believe it's in place because some Benfica player called Vini Jr. a slur in the Champions League final, so naturally we now have to make a rule assuming that you are being racist if you cover your mouth while trash talking. Completely fucking retarded and I hope Turkey continue to look futile even with a man advantage, because they shouldn't be benefiting from such a dumb rule.
 
I am watching the Paraguay and Turkey match and I rushed here immediately when Paraguay was given a red card for covering his mouth during a confrontation.
The fuck is this rule?!?!
It is a new rule made because of nigricius jr. It was the first time it was used.

The first half was kino, I am rooting for Paraguay. If they win, Turkey is OUT!

They just have to defend for 40 minutes and they are safe
 
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Not once have I ever seen a referee stop play in a match so that he could lay down on the field and have his own cramp treated. I'm sure it's happened, but never in any of the myriad games I've ever seen at any level, until yesterday, at (probably) the most high profile sporting event on planet Earth.

It's honestly embarassing, I would say FIFA should be ashamed but that would imply they were capable of feeling shame.
 
Paraguay match was the best one of the entire day, I didn't felt this alive not even when Brazil was playing. I laughed hard at Turkey attempts to mimic American football by punting the ball over the goal
 
Not once have I ever seen a referee stop play in a match so that he could lay down on the field and have his own cramp treated. I'm sure it's happened, but never in any of the myriad games I've ever seen at any level, until yesterday, at (probably) the most high profile sporting event on planet Earth
I once watched a match here in my state championships where they had to stop the match for about five minutes or so, because the main ref had a hypertensive episode and the fourth ref had to step in.

This kind of stuff happens, but it is quite rare. Remember that most referees are in their fourties or even fifties, but even then they really need to keep up with their health in check.

Anyways, yesterday Brazil improved ever so slightly, but we could have and should have scored so much more. There is a slight risk that we qualify in second on our group, and if that happens... Oh boy, the dim chances of going far are gone.
 
Remember that most referees are in their fourties or even fifties, but even then they really need to keep up with their health in check.
You think?
because the main ref had a hypertensive episode and the fourth ref had to step in.
Yeah like I said, I'm sure it happens. The thing that is shameful about it happening yesterday is that it was on a world cup stage. This tournament will consist of only 104 matches. It is the biggest tournament in the world with incredibly high stakes. I should think that with 4 years of prep time, they could find 104 45 year olds on earth who are in sufficiently good condition that their lack of fitness won't affect the match.

This is like an astronaut with epilepsy. I'm sure he's a great pilot, and I'm sure it happens sometimes, but with what's on the line and only four seats on the rocket you think we cant find four (4) non-epileptics to do this job? It would be a shame on NASA if they couldn't
 
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ROACH STATUS:
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BROKEN

Anyways, that was an excellent match, and I appreciate that my team finally woke up from the fucking cold shower that the US gave us and did the sneedful to keep the team afloat, but man, it was SUFFERING all the way through, murderball in its purest form. That fucking reff, despite being a manlet, is one of the biggest brown faggots that I've ever seen, of fucking course he is from the conCACAf and from el salvador, and let's not forget that faggot turkroach that literally saw almiron covering his mouth from less than a second and went straight to the reff to cry about MUH COVERING HIS MOUTH THEREFORE SLUR, every commentator from this side of the world rightfully called him a faggot, what a fucking retarded rule , of course Monicius Beachball jr. had to be responsible for its existence.
In any case, I'm looking forward to next week's match against the aussies :smug:
 
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