🦊 Furry Furry Convention Drama - Because you can't have a couple thousand dog fucking enthusiasts under the same roof without shit hitting the fan

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Otis Boi said:
He hosted a birthday party at MFF a few years back where the theme was 30 loads for 30yo". He is a lolcow in his own special way. Definitely a big personal cow of mine
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What's the freak gonna do to celebrate their 100 th furcon? 100 loads, murrsuit, gangbang, party? If he's not HIV positive by now it would only be by some huge miracle? He's been deleting his posts, vids, and tweets, but I'm sure you can find his horrific, sex, vids in the Ratchet section of Worldstar Hiphop.
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Further Confusion appears to be implementing even stricter policies. In addition to the mask mandate (mentioned on the previous page of this thread), they’ve announced on their website that there will be security checkpoints and metal detectors. They’ve also canceled the fursuit parade entirely.
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The safety section of their website has been updated to justify these measures, citing a "potential security concern" reported by local police. However, they have not provided any additional details about the nature of this threat.
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Pinball 2000 said:
Further Confusion appears to be implementing even stricter policies. In addition to the mask mandate (mentioned on the previous page of this thread), they’ve announced on their website that there will be security checkpoints and metal detectors. They’ve also canceled the fursuit parade entirely.
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Ultra Ping said:
Scrambling to get "Furry convention mass shooting" on my 2025 bingo card
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It will be incredibly difficult to police a convention where people dress incognito. Imagine stopping convention goers for bag checks at every turn. Also how effective will metal detectors be at detecting 3D printed, plastic "Ghost Guns"? With the sheer amount of unhinged lunatics in the Furry Fandom, conventions filled with costumed furries are the last place anyone within their right mind and concerned about their own public safety want to be.

Have they even given a thought to Fire Safety Protocol by double checking smoke detectors, having a working sprinkler system and enough fire extinguishers on hand? I'd dread to think what would happen should a fire break out at a convention with Fursuits being so flammable. Hopefully this never happens, but do the idiots in charge of running these conventions consider giving any of these safety precautions a single thought?
 
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Jonathan Boudalycaon said:
It will be incredibly difficult to police a convention where people dress incognito. Imagine stopping convention goers for bag checks at every turn. Also how effective will metal detectors be at detecting 3D printed, plastic "Ghost Guns"? With the sheer amount of unhinged lunatics in the Furry Fandom, conventions filled with costumed furries are the last place anyone within their right mind and concerned about their own public safety want to be.

Have they even given a thought to Fire Safety Protocol by double checking smoke detectors, having a working sprinkler system and enough fire extinguishers on hand? I'd dread to think what would happen should a fire break out at a convention with Fursuits being so flammable. Hopefully this never happens, but do the idiots in charge of running these conventions consider giving any of these safety precautions a single thought?
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Just like the Glock panic of the 80s/90s, there is still plenty of metal in every 'ghost gun' to detect.

The fun part will be all the people getting stuff taken/getting turned away/getting pissed off at the intrusion and the lines.
 
Mikoyan said:
Just like the Glock panic of the 80s/90s, there is still plenty of metal in every 'ghost gun' to detect.

The fun part will be all the people getting stuff taken/getting turned away/getting pissed off at the intrusion and the lines.
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If the con security checkpoints are anything like their sluggish registration lines, the convention will be grounded to a snail's pace.

Funnier still will be a metal detector being set off by some Furry's PA penis piercing.
 
Jonathan Boudalycaon said:
If the con security checkpoints are anything like their sluggish registration lines, the convention will be grounded to a snail's pace.

Finnier still will be a metal detector being set off by some Furry's PA penis piercing.
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Further fun could happen around and after the con. This won't just impact the con, it will hit the volleyball tournament that is always double booked with it. And the parents already haaaaaate the con.
 
Pinball 2000 said:
Further Confusion appears to be implementing even stricter policies. In addition to the mask mandate (mentioned on the previous page of this thread), they’ve announced on their website that there will be security checkpoints and metal detectors. They’ve also canceled the fursuit parade entirely.
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I predict this will become the new norm for all major Furry Conventions. Expect Anthrocon along with FWA, Megaplex and MFF to copy Further Confusion's new security protocol standards,
 
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It's apparently this guy.

And I can't wait for security and police to be dealing with ACAB and BLM furries.
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I feel for the poor glowies, forced to not only investigate/catch this fucker, but go undercover and protect a furry convention. Like, think the plot of Miss Congeniality, but with furries.
 
Eventide said:
I feel for the poor glowies, forced to not only investigate/catch this fucker, but go undercover and protect a furry convention. Like, think the plot of Miss Congeniality, but with furries.
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So more along the lines of the White Chicks film when not disguised as "Carpet Monsters"?
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Oh wait, that would be too stereotypically racist and body shaming of a prediction. Let's be more inclusive of other Furries and suggest this instead?
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In addition to that, imagine Undercover Cops busting into Hotel rooms whenever they hear strange ASMR sex moans, thinking someone is possibly in danger, only to witness something even more horrifying?
 
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Pinball 2000 said:
Further Confusion appears to be implementing even stricter policies. In addition to the mask mandate (mentioned on the previous page of this thread), they’ve announced on their website that there will be security checkpoints and metal detectors. They’ve also canceled the fursuit parade entirely.
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Bomb Voyage really rattled the dogfuckers, huh?
 
Not sure why they're worried. The last retard who tried to bomb a convention gassed it and only succeeded at distressing a few asthmatic furries. Only someone intent on killing furries could fuck up pissing in a bleach bottle. They're cancelling the fursuit parade? What? Are they afraid someone's going to walk in with a fucking bomb vest? A suit full of napalm?
 
⋖ cørdion ⋗ said:
I've never seen as many suit owners as chicks, especially in that deviantart segment. I guess it makes sense cause young girls see it as a cute creative sparkledog investment before being consumed by the attention and led astray into hotel rooms and onlyfans.
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Nah, behind every ugly mask is just an uglier dude. All chick larp is just sweaty dude pretending to be a girl.
And if there, by any random chance of stars aligning is an actual woman behind it, she's most likely absolutely crazy.
 
Jonathan Boudalycaon said:
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Glamorizing ultra wealth and toxic masculinity? Isn't furry all about buying expensive crap and violent homoeroticism?
⋖ cørdion ⋗ said:
You'll see a gay ass twink bounce on another gay ass twink's cock, but his eyes will be glued to the viewfinder,
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My brother in Christ, what the fuck are you watching?
Jonathan Boudalycaon said:
Also how effective will metal detectors be at detecting 3D printed, plastic "Ghost Guns"?
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Getting murdered by a fursuiter wielding a 3D printed gun has to be the most embarrassing way to due.
 
Jonathan Boudalycaon said:
If the con security checkpoints are anything like their sluggish registration lines, the convention will be grounded to a snail's pace.

Funnier still will be a metal detector being set off by some Furry's PA penis piercing.
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I'm not a furry, but I do have a rod in my leg. It sets off wand detectors and some full body scanners. I usually have to take my boots off and pull up my pants and get the extra special treatment.

I sure hope dozens to hundreds of furries get to experience my pain and strip out of their suits and wait in line forever.
 
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