🦊 Furry Furry Convention Drama - Because you can't have a couple thousand dog fucking enthusiasts under the same roof without shit hitting the fan

[Chiropteran]

MFF Pizza Party cancelled. Pressure from the convention chairs at MFF to ban Pizza Puppy if he hosts one of his Sploogey Pizza Parties at their con that he will be refused entry to MFF. Pizza Puppy has now stated that his party will be a Birthday Bash. Expect the same shenanigans as the BLFC Pizza Party just with people adding their own special frosting to the cake.

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I'm not expecting much, honestly. He said it's only for him and somebody else named River. This dude has a boyfriend...? Some people will dick anyone if they have a hole, I guess.

Unless of course this is all just a front and he plans to have a big party anyway but more speakeasy.

 

[Right Behind You]

Don’t you worry. Even with getting into the con on the line, this faggot who gets off on eating cum and attention is going to find a way to eat cum for attention.

 

[Napalm Lube]

I'm not expecting much, honestly. He said it's only for him and somebody else named River. This dude has a boyfriend...? Some people will dick anyone if they have a hole, I guess.

Unless of course this is all just a front and he plans to have a big party anyway but more speakeasy.

He's gotten attention for being the "Cum pizza guy", so he's thinking that by hosting a "Birthday party with cake" he can attempt to skirt the line on a technicality to avoid getting in trouble with the convention, and when the weekend is over come back to Twitter for round 2 as the "Cum cake guy".

 

[AngryTreeRat]

He's gotten attention for being the "Cum pizza guy", so he's thinking that by hosting a "Birthday party with cake" he can attempt to skirt the line on a technicality to avoid getting in trouble with the convention, and when the weekend is over come back to Twitter for round 2 as the "Cum cake guy".

You know, I remember an episode of Spongebob about something like this. About chasing attention the same way over and over having diminishing returns. I feel like this cum muncher should've learned well enough from that episode. He's trying to mix it up a bit, but he just wants to be the "cum on food guy" and it isn't that interesting, and the returns will diminish fast.

In fact, I first learned about the whole cum pizza thing from a friend in Reno saying "yeah, some of the furries I go to uni with said apparently there was a pizza party in one of the rooms at BLFC" to which my first response was "What a waste of pizza." I didn't need to be told there was cum on that pizza, because furries are not only just that predictable, but it just doesn't seem like anything that original, like it is something that should just be expected by these freaks. I swear I've heard of similar things in previous furcons, I can't shake the feeling that this already happened back in the 90s.

 

[No Batty Boys in Jamaica]

You get desensitized after a while friend. Don't let the furries destroy you. They harm themselves enough.

twas a furfag who started the tide pod eating trend when he put tide pods on pizza. They are not normal people.

 

[The Austistic Aufster]

twas a furfag who started the tide pod eating trend when he put tide pods on pizza. They are not normal people.

Pizza Puppy Unmasked

Found a video which shows part of his face.

 

[AngryTreeRat]

Pizza Puppy Unmasked

Found a video which shows part of his face.

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Newfag post the video not just some screenshots FFS.

 

[Crossed Animal]

Newfag post the video not just some screenshots FFS.

Got it covered.
Video is just them filling their fursuit head with ice cubes because why the fuck not.

Spoiler: Video

(Tweet | Archive)

 

[The Austistic Aufster]

Newfag post the video not just some screenshots FFS.

The video doesn't show anything more revealing his face ya Tree Rat!
Here it is ya Nut Monger!

https://twitter.com/i/status/1429747087000805378

Also the creation of the Pizza Crudster Costume!

Userpage of Johnwoof -- Fur Affinity [dot] net

Fur Affinity | For all things fluff, scaled, and feathered!

www.furaffinity.net

Also furries have put me off eating pizza forever!

https://twitter.com/i/status/1453641580875632640

More cringe

 

[Crossed Animal]

The video doesn't show anything more revealing his face ya Tree Rat!
Here it is ya Nut Monger!

https://twitter.com/i/status/1429747087000805378

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Userpage of Johnwoof -- Fur Affinity [dot] net

Fur Affinity | For all things fluff, scaled, and feathered!

www.furaffinity.net

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I’d say you need to learn to archive everything,
but what the fuck are we supposed to gain from this?

 

[Uncle Warren]

The video doesn't show anything more revealing his face ya Tree Rat!
Here it is ya Nut Monger!

https://twitter.com/i/status/1429747087000805378

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Userpage of Johnwoof -- Fur Affinity [dot] net

Fur Affinity | For all things fluff, scaled, and feathered!

www.furaffinity.net

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Also furries have put me off eating pizza forever!

https://twitter.com/i/status/1453641580875632640

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Nothing here is fucking interesting. Make the suicide painful, nigger.

 

[JethroTullamore]

The video doesn't show anything more revealing his face ya Tree Rat!
Here it is ya Nut Monger!

https://twitter.com/i/status/1429747087000805378

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Userpage of Johnwoof -- Fur Affinity [dot] net

Fur Affinity | For all things fluff, scaled, and feathered!

www.furaffinity.net

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Also furries have put me off eating pizza forever!

https://twitter.com/i/status/1453641580875632640

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The only thing this post does is prove my theory that every single person who drives a Jeep is a massive faggot.

 

[Pizdec]

Honestly, I'm not holding my breath until someone from that party just flat out leaks the going-ons. Chances are he got told not by con staff, as people have pointed out that the con staff themselves likely don't give a shit, but by all the hotels connected to the con space that if they catch even a whiff of him pulling some kind of debachury he'd be immediately trespassed. By all of them.

Each one circled is a hotel, there's another called the Loews that's out of view, but I'm sure they'd be emailed as well if he tried to pull another pizza party.

 

[The Austistic Aufster]

I’d say you need to learn to archive everything,
but what the fuck are we supposed to gain from this?

Basically who the Crudster parties with, his Fursuit name and some more on-line handles that he goes by. Sooner or later one of his buddies are going to post some more incriminating photos of him, perhaps more unmasked ones, if not now, probably by the next con which would be MFF.

 

[AngryTreeRat]

Basically who the Crudster parties with, his Fursuit name and some more on-line handles that he goes by. Sooner or later one of his buddies are going to post some more incriminating photos of him, perhaps more unmasked ones, if not now, probably by the next con which would be MFF.

So nothing useful nor new.

 

[Crossed Animal]

Basically who the Crudster parties with, his Fursuit name and some more on-line handles that he goes by. Sooner or later one of his buddies are going to post some more incriminating photos of him, perhaps more unmasked ones, if not now, probably by the next con which would be MFF.

Surely that hasn't been done yet.
Nope. Not at all.

This is just friendly advice. Spoilers and linking to archived posts will do you wonders in terms of organization and explaining why you're doing what you're doing, regardless of how pointless your continuously updating post might be.

 

[The Austistic Aufster]

So nothing useful nor new.

Surely that hasn't been done yet.
Nope. Not at all.

This is just friendly advice. Spoilers and linking to archived posts will do you wonders in terms of organization and explaining why you're doing what you're doing, regardless of how pointless your continuously updating post might be.

Sometimes going through day zero and day one convention footage videos catch video of headless fursuiters walking around the convention space or in registration lineups while they are usually holding their fursuit head in hand so you know who they are when you see them.

 

[Neil]

MFF Pizza Party cancelled. Pressure from the convention chairs at MFF to ban Pizza Puppy if he hosts one of his Sploogey Pizza Parties at their con that he will be refused entry to MFF. Pizza Puppy has now stated that his party will be a Birthday Bash. Expect the same shenanigans as the BLFC Pizza Party just with people adding their own special frosting to the cake.

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Attention whoring degenerate weirdos like this make me realize just how much better off the planet would be without furries.

Imagine not just fucking banning this stupid faggot, and instead allowing him to do the same gross shit but in a different way. Any other convention space would ban this freak, but not furries.

 

[Pizdec]

The video doesn't show anything more revealing his face ya Tree Rat!
Here it is ya Nut Monger!

https://twitter.com/i/status/1429747087000805378

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Userpage of Johnwoof -- Fur Affinity [dot] net

Fur Affinity | For all things fluff, scaled, and feathered!

www.furaffinity.net

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Also furries have put me off eating pizza forever!

https://twitter.com/i/status/1453641580875632640

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You know, in all of your schizoposting, you forgot to include this:

We're here to laugh at these retards, too, you know. Not just nonsensically a-log like the lulznettard you are.

 

[Crossed Animal]

You know, in all of your schizoposting, you forgot to include this:
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We're here to laugh at these retards, too, you know. Not just nonsensically a-log like the lulznettard you are.

Huh, he did cause another crapshow because of that, didn't he? It was pretty much just a usual twitter sperg over communication badge jokes being ableist so it didn't seem worth documenting.

But since it got brought up:

(Tweet | Archive)

Spoiler: Tweet Photos

As expected, he got both negative publicity and ego-stroking in response:


To which he would post this as a reply:

(Tweet | Archive)
Whole thing is a total overreaction, but I'll be damned if I have to take the side of someone who cums on food for e-fame.

An entire wall of unarchived and unlinked shit.

Also, the original tweet of his partial face reveal got deleted. Safe to say he or someone he knows checks this thread and ran it by them. Shocker.