🦊 Furry Furry Convention Drama - Because you can't have a couple thousand dog fucking enthusiasts under the same roof without shit hitting the fan

[Solid Snek]

Anthrocon opened their registration yesterday, Nov. 1, for their 2022 event. They also posted their COVID-19 policy, which offers the option of showing vaccine proof or a negative test.
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Furries, on the other hand, did not take this bit of news well:
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Not everyone wants more mandates.
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Of course furries didn't take the news well on this. They want everyone to wear masks and be tripple vaxxed so they can feel good about themselves while they engage in degenerate acts that are extremely unsanitary and exceptional. Even though to anyone who lives in the real world knows covid-19 isn't that bad and most of the unvaxxed are brown people.

Get your covid 19 vaccine and do your part said the shit eating furry.

Given that the furries who actually have jobs generally work in tech, art, or another field that would let them work from home on the offchance they get coof, I wouldn't think flu shots (Chinese or otherwise) would be their community's top priority. It certainly wouldn't warrant drastic policy changes and online witch hunts.

A much better idea would be mandatory STD testing. Don't let anyone in a furry convention unless they can produce medical documents proving that they're clean of syphilis, hepatitis, gonorrhea, and of course AIDS. If furries are genuinely concerned about safety, then mandatory STD screening is a no-brainer.

Hell, you should probably throw in criminal background checks, too, just to root out the sex offenders and child predators. It's about safety.

 

[Corn Flakes]

Given that the furries who actually have jobs generally work in tech, art, or another field that would let them work from home on the offchance they get coof, I wouldn't think flu shots (Chinese or otherwise) would be their community's top priority. It certainly wouldn't warrant drastic policy changes and online witch hunts.

A much better idea would be mandatory STD testing. Don't let anyone in a furry convention unless they can produce medical documents proving that they're clean of syphilis, hepatitis, gonorrhea, and of course AIDS. If furries are genuinely concerned about safety, then mandatory STD screening is a no-brainer.

Hell, you should probably throw in criminal background checks, too, just to root out the sex offenders and child predators. It's about safety.

That would all require furfags admitting their fandom (and by extension the LGBT community) has a problem with predators and promiscuity. Most of them would sooner give up porn and con hookups than do that.

 

[Desumorphine]

Given that the furries who actually have jobs generally work in tech, art, or another field that would let them work from home on the offchance they get coof, I wouldn't think flu shots (Chinese or otherwise) would be their community's top priority. It certainly wouldn't warrant drastic policy changes and online witch hunts.

A much better idea would be mandatory STD testing. Don't let anyone in a furry convention unless they can produce medical documents proving that they're clean of syphilis, hepatitis, gonorrhea, and of course AIDS. If furries are genuinely concerned about safety, then mandatory STD screening is a no-brainer.

Hell, you should probably throw in criminal background checks, too, just to root out the sex offenders and child predators. It's about safety.

Cons need a minimum amount of attendees to survive, that won't fly.

 

[LeChampion1992]

Given that the furries who actually have jobs generally work in tech, art, or another field that would let them work from home on the offchance they get coof, I wouldn't think flu shots (Chinese or otherwise) would be their community's top priority. It certainly wouldn't warrant drastic policy changes and online witch hunts.

A much better idea would be mandatory STD testing. Don't let anyone in a furry convention unless they can produce medical documents proving that they're clean of syphilis, hepatitis, gonorrhea, and of course AIDS. If furries are genuinely concerned about safety, then mandatory STD screening is a no-brainer.

Hell, you should probably throw in criminal background checks, too, just to root out the sex offenders and child predators. It's about safety.

Ohh trust me I'm all for free STD testing at cons but knowing those guys they would proclaim it's discrimination while it's okay to kick out an unvaxxed furry who is literally an Amish person on rumspringer.

 

[TheDrinkyCrow]

well next big con coming up is mff! here’s hoping something more drama filled than a dude eating a cum pizza and a diaper wearing troon getting kicked out of a casino resort, happens.

I kinda fucking hate how much this guy is milking the attention. Its seriously so cringey. Imagine if cumming on a pizza in fursuit was your peak and you had to keep bringing it up in order to validate yourself and prove your worth to Twitter. Imagine if all you had was attention from people that only follow you because you jjizzed on a pizza. Like fuck I actually feel kind bad for this man dog. This is all he ever was or ever will be.

For those that don't know, the pic is on the skybridge at MFF. In case that's not obvious.

I'm gonna shut up about this forever. I just kind of hope he reads this thread.

 

[Kronk _]

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I kinda fucking hate how much this guy is milking the attention. Its seriously so cringey. Imagine if cumming on a pizza in fursuit was your peak and you had to keep bringing it up in order to validate yourself and prove your worth to Twitter. Imagine if all you had was attention from people that only follow you because you jjizzed on a pizza. Like fuck I actually feel kind bad for this man dog. This is all he ever was or ever will be.

For those that don't know, the pic is on the skybridge at MFF. In case that's not obvious.

I'm gonna shut up about this forever. I just kind of hope he reads this thread.

What a sad little bitch.

 

[Crossed Animal]

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I kinda fucking hate how much this guy is milking the attention. Its seriously so cringey. Imagine if cumming on a pizza in fursuit was your peak and you had to keep bringing it up in order to validate yourself and prove your worth to Twitter. Imagine if all you had was attention from people that only follow you because you jjizzed on a pizza. Like fuck I actually feel kind bad for this man dog. This is all he ever was or ever will be.

For those that don't know, the pic is on the skybridge at MFF. In case that's not obvious.

I'm gonna shut up about this forever. I just kind of hope he reads this thread.

One hit wonders come in all shapes and sizes. It's like only knowing a single song on the instrument.

You can either learn another or play the same one until everyone gets tired of it.

Anyway, here's wonderwall.

 

[AngryTreeRat]

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I kinda fucking hate how much this guy is milking the attention. Its seriously so cringey. Imagine if cumming on a pizza in fursuit was your peak and you had to keep bringing it up in order to validate yourself and prove your worth to Twitter. Imagine if all you had was attention from people that only follow you because you jjizzed on a pizza. Like fuck I actually feel kind bad for this man dog. This is all he ever was or ever will be.

For those that don't know, the pic is on the skybridge at MFF. In case that's not obvious.

I'm gonna shut up about this forever. I just kind of hope he reads this thread.

I think I see what he's up to. He knows it shocked a bunch of people and caused some outrage with those who hate furcon degeneracy. He's trying to ween the haters.

 

[LeChampion1992]

I think I see what he's up to. He knows it shocked a bunch of people and caused some outrage with those who hate furcon degeneracy. He's trying to ween the haters.

Basically he has a cult following with creepy furry coomers. However it would be funny to see him get kicked out of the hotel.

 

[omori]

STD checks already happen at conventions, background checking however… groomers would scream profiling and discrimination.

 

[Pizdec]

Inb4 MFF staff catches wind and the hotel he's staying at bans him.

 

[Linoone]

I think this faggot is ready for a thread if he keeps this degenerate shit up.

 

[Uncle Warren]

I think this faggot is ready for a thread if he keeps this degenerate shit up.

One off tards are not thread worthy. There needs to be a consistent history. Seriously not everything needs its own thread.

 

[omori]

I think it’d be fucking hilarious to see pizza fuck’s reaction to getting a thread here. It’s one thing to get a rise out of outraged twitter furries but the farms digging up his name, dox etc is another thing entirely and would probably scare him shitless. He’s after attention for sure but now he’s made enough noise to attract the attention he definitely wasn’t aiming for.

 

[Archeops]

Inb4 MFF staff catches wind and the hotel he's staying at bans him.

I think what would be more likely is that someone decides to pull a Rainfurrest letter chain and warn the various hotels near the Donald E Stephens Convention Center about his degeneracy and tendency to leave biohazardous material in hotel walkways.

MFF staff may turn a blind eye at that, but hotel chains probably won't due to the coof.

 

[LeChampion1992]

Inb4 MFF staff catches wind and the hotel he's staying at bans him.

MFF isn't banning s guy for cumming on pizza or hosting the pizza party. While they put out a tweet MFF actually condones shit like this all the fucking time. The hotels might have issues but MFF won't.

I think it’d be fucking hilarious to see pizza fuck’s reaction to getting a thread here. It’s one thing to get a rise out of outraged twitter furries but the farms digging up his name, dox etc is another thing entirely and would probably scare him shitless. He’s after attention for sure but now he’s made enough noise to attract the attention he definitely wasn’t aiming for.

I mean in B4 the kiwifarms are bad people and you as a furry should never use the farms excuse. But honestly seeing the shit go the way it went I think he would get scared after he gets dead named. Though let me know when they get their own thread. I do plan on sending them pizzas and gave them named pizza cummer to him.

I think what would be more likely is that someone decides to pull a Rainfurrest letter chain and warn the various hotels near the Donald E Stephens Convention Center about his degeneracy and tendency to leave biohazardous material in hotel walkways.

MFF staff may turn a blind eye at that, but hotel chains probably won't due to the coof.

Assuming furries get off their asses and do anything over this shit. The people who are offended by this shit won't do anything because they don't want to ruin people. Meanwhile cons will get shut down because they allowed a terf on their staff.

Remember furries will call in bomb threats to stop a right wing furry con. But they won't even spread a letter around to stop a Pedophille from attending.

 

[MisterTittiesMcTit]

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I kinda fucking hate how much this guy is milking the attention. Its seriously so cringey. Imagine if cumming on a pizza in fursuit was your peak and you had to keep bringing it up in order to validate yourself and prove your worth to Twitter. Imagine if all you had was attention from people that only follow you because you jjizzed on a pizza. Like fuck I actually feel kind bad for this man dog. This is all he ever was or ever will be.

For those that don't know, the pic is on the skybridge at MFF. In case that's not obvious.

I'm gonna shut up about this forever. I just kind of hope he reads this thread.

This creature is going to fall hard. It's going to be great watching this dude just explode in dramuhh. Oh the never ending milking! I'm just waiting so patiently for when he just implodes in a cloud of drama and sadness and patheticness

MFF isn't banning s guy for cumming on pizza or hosting the pizza party. While they put out a tweet MFF actually condones shit like this all the fucking time. The hotels might have issues but MFF won't.

I mean in B4 the kiwifarms are bad people and you as a furry should never use the farms excuse. But honestly seeing the shit go the way it went I think he would get scared after he gets dead named. Though let me know when they get their own thread. I do plan on sending them pizzas and gave them named pizza cummer to him.

Assuming furries get off their asses and do anything over this shit. The people who are offended by this shit won't do anything because they don't want to ruin people. Meanwhile cons will get shut down because they allowed a terf on their staff.

Remember furries will call in bomb threats to stop a right wing furry con. But they won't even spread a letter around to stop a Pedophille from attending.

That's because the con staff are pedos and dog fuckers themselves! And far far leftists of course too. I use to know a lot of fur freaks that told me all sorts of stories. A lot of con staff are kid fuckers and a fur convention is just one big fuck fest. They all fuck each other and transmit disease and lie and fuck. That's why they keep getting pissed at the "right" because the "right" keeps calling these cons out for what they are... Fuck fests. But the truth eventually comes out.

 

[LurkerDog]

Furry attends Biggest Little Coomer Fest and gets the shocked pikachu face when despite being jabbed still gets the coof.
Color me surprised. It's like the jab and the masks and all the other bullshit to stop a virus with a 99% survival rate doesn't do shit to stop you from getting it.

https://twitter.com/CassMutt/status/1454183018109624322

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May I also add that this cow is actively working in their workshop (aka their living room) while dealing with Covid-19, and their idea of disinfecting the fursuits and fur is...

Fursuit Spray. https://archive.ph/RB8N9

Absolute genius isn't she? Instead of avoiding the workshop while sick with Covid, something they have preached is the worst since 2020, thinks that a little bit of alcohol, water and essential oils will kill it. Not even directly spraying it, just basically sneezing the mixture on the supplies.

 

[Kronk _]

I think this faggot is ready for a thread if he keeps this degenerate shit up.

Nah, wait until he grows desperate for attention after the "CUM PIZZA LMAO LOLOLOLOL", then you will know how big of a cow he is. Right now, he is pretty standard in terms of furfags

 

[Crossed Animal]

Nah, wait until he grows desperate for attention after the "CUM PIZZA LMAO LOLOLOLOL", then you will know how big of a cow he is. Right now, he is pretty standard in terms of furfags

The fact this is inevitable kinda saddens me. But then again, I doubt anyone would lose sleep over a future thread about a guy willing to nut on and eat dog treats.