UN French election thread - Place your bets, ladies and gentlemen

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It seems Macaroni and Le Pen are getting to the second round. Wow.

Also, this has something to do with the election results (I can't understand le baguette "language"), but motherfucking Voldemort.
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So it is between Macron and Le Pen it seems. The next round will be interesting to watch.
 
I hope LePenn wins but since this is France I fully expect them to pick Macaroni because if anyone knows how to mess up during a pivotal moment it's the French.

Examples:
>French Revolution with The Terror
>Napoleon invading Russia
>Napoleon returning in 1815
>All of their subsequent Republic revolutions either failing or landing them with another Napoleon
>Franco-Prussian War
>WW2 and ignoring the lowlands
>1950's government collapse
>The current immigration and Islams issue and how they've (not) handled it up until this point.
 
El Garbage said:
It seems Macaroni and Le Pen are getting to the second round. Wow.

Also, this has something to do with the election results (I can't understand le baguette "language"), but motherfucking Voldemort.
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Apparently that's not real poll results. Releasing official results before counting is done is apparently illegal under their election laws. Also polls apparently just closed so they're only starting the counting.

Source:
http://www.bbc.com/news/live/world-europe-39683594
 
El Garbage said:
Also, this has something to do with the election results (I can't understand le baguette "language"), but motherfucking Voldemort.
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A joking exit poll about how the Belgians voted. You have in order : Noddy (Macron, since he agrees with everyone and everything), Voldemort (Le Pen, self-explanatory), Scrooge McDuck (Fillon, same) and Pépito (Mélenchon ; this one is a joke about how Mélenchon wants to get close with South America and the Pépito biscuits brand, whose mascot is a stereotypical Mexican kid).
 
Is there a website with an electoral map, ala the Dutch or US elections? I'm eager to see how this pans out. It doesn't have to be in English either.
 
Lorento said:
Is there a website with an electoral map, ala the Dutch or US elections? I'm eager to see how this pans out. It doesn't have to be in English either.
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Its a simple 1 person 1 vote system.

Here's the French coverage in English (because even the French know the rest of the world doesnt care about their shitty language)

 
Lorento said:
Is there a website with an electoral map, ala the Dutch or US elections? I'm eager to see how this pans out. It doesn't have to be in English either.
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http://www.la-croix.com/France/Poli...le-2017-carte-resultats-2017-04-23-1200841661

You'll have to set in manually on 2017 since it's a blank so far.

Sunflower Overseer said:
The candidate that gives less headaches with promises of 180 changes, always appeal to the masses.
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Sadly, some of his voters are in it only for his good looks and charisma. And you won't find that much workers among them : Macron appeals mostly to people high up the management chain.
 
Macron v Le Penn

although I'm not sure how accurate this system of projecting is.
 
I'll give you guys updates on mental breakdowns from french SJWs as I see them come through, hope you enjoy my input :3c

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Confirming the above statement, second run is gonna be Macron vs. Le Pen

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From L'Express (live updates)

'Macron and Le Pen qualified for the second round of the elections'

... This could confirm Macron as president if we have a situation like in 2002 where everybody shrieked about voting for Jacques Chirac to avoid Le Pen (father) as president.
 
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Infidel said:
I'll give you guys updates on mental breakdowns from french SJWs as I see them come through, hope you enjoy my input :3c
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She's probably not even going to win, I think every one from only just slightly to the right to all the way to communism is going to vote in block against National Front.
Even then, prepare for a week of "I'M LITERALLY SHAKING THE NAZIS ARE ALMOST WINNING AGAIN"
 
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