Formula 1 Discussion - And favourite driver?

[LANDSHARK22]

Is it too soon to play "how Ferrari will fuck up their race this time?" I'm going with the relatively safe answer of bad pit call.

Leclerc has some bad (Insert Belgian Food here) and shits himself on the formation lap

 

[A.P. Hill]

She's already out. Rokit's check bounced and Foyt booted her.

That's what I'm saying. She's out of money and there's no way she's getting that car back.

 

[JoseRaulChupacabra]

Leclerc has some bad (Insert Belgian Food here) and shits himself on the formation lap

"Ugh! Guys... I think I sharted."
"Copy! STAY OUT! STAY OUT! And try to keep Max behind P1."

 

[Things Better Forgotten]

Is it too soon to play "how Ferrari will fuck up their race this time?" I'm going with the relatively safe answer of bad pit call.

I'm going to put all my chips on Red and say they bungle the strategy.

 

[RomanesEuntDomus]

"Ugh! Guys... I think I sharted."
"Copy! We're checking. Slow Button On."

FTFY, your version is way too coherent for a Ferrari radio conversation.

 

[Pee Cola]

Leclerc has some bad (Insert Belgian Food here) and shits himself on the formation lap

Too much mayo on his fries the night before the race?

 

[Bill Elliot]

FTFY, your version is way too coherent for a Ferrari radio conversation.

Plan P, plan P.

 

[RomanesEuntDomus]

Plan P, plan P.

A radio call like that really doesn't feel complete without Crofty going "What happened to plans A through O?"

 

[Balr0g]

Looks like Ricciardo is out. Mclaren gave the news that from 2023 onwards Ricciardo won't race for them. So most likely Piastri will get that seat unless a court will say otherwise

 

[Bill Elliot]

Will Apline bite into the Crazy Ricciardo Burger again?

 

[Mikoyan]

Will Apline bite into the Crazy Ricciardo Burger again?

I hope not for selfish reasons: Indycar is the official home of colorful Aussie drivers. (And Kiwi of the non-Farm variety)

 

[Things Better Forgotten]

Will Apline bite into the Crazy Ricciardo Burger again?

There's clickbait abound that Mick is potentially out at Haas and headed to Alpine, and that Danny Ric will take his spot.

I root for Haas because they're the American team and everyone loves an underdog but even I can admit that taking a seat there would mean he had literally no other options.

 

[Bill Elliot]

There's clickbait abound that Mick is potentially out at Haas and headed to Alpine, and that Danny Ric will take his spot.

I root for Haas because they're the American team and everyone loves an underdog but even I can admit that taking a seat there would mean he had literally no other options.

Danny Ric: Andretti Driver and future Andretti Global F1 Number One driver.

 

[Balr0g]

Mick at Alpine would be somehow similare to his father. Alpine was once Benetton, Schumacher's first championship team

 

[LANDSHARK22]

Too much mayo on his fries the night before the race?

A mountain of Mayo

"Ugh! Guys... I think I sharted."
"Copy! STAY OUT! STAY OUT! And try to keep Max behind P1."

I mean Tony Stewart shat himself mid-race and still won so.......

 

[New Fag]

There's clickbait abound that Mick is potentially out at Haas and headed to Alpine, and that Danny Ric will take his spot.

I root for Haas because they're the American team and everyone loves an underdog but even I can admit that taking a seat there would mean he had literally no other options.

If Mick is out of Haas hopefully it is Danny who takes the seat cause everyone else seems to be floating Drugovich, Hulkenberg or Giovinazzi. All uninspiring picks.

 

[Mikoyan]

I mean

I mean Tony Stewart shat himself mid-race and still won so.......

Tony did that? Huh.

The usual reference for that is Mansell.

 

[Full Race Replay]

Looks like Ricciardo is out. Mclaren gave the news that from 2023 onwards Ricciardo won't race for them. So most likely Piastri will get that seat unless a court will say otherwise

That court decision better come through soon. If piastri is forced to drive at alpine for some reason than mcclaren are screwed for next season

 

[norbo]

Damn, all the good things are taken... I'll go with "engine blows up".

For Ferrari? Yeah that's another solid possibility

 

[A.P. Hill]

And in other news, after finishing at the back of the pack, running out of money, and getting the boot from A.J. Foyt, Tatiana Calderon has somehow failed her way upwards back into F2...