ForeverKailyn / SincerelyKailyn / kmwbeauty / Kailyn Marie Hughes/Wilcher - Hey Guyths!

[Even more 8008135]

That is a WOMAN?

Or some sort of human/gorilla hybrid. The jury's still out.

 

[Cool Dude 69]

Why won't she wear a bra?
Is it out of spite?

 

[Captain_Cocksucker]

Why won't she wear a bra?
Is it out of spite?

She’s too fucking retarded to figure out what her actual bra size is. She would rather let those shameful skin planets she calls tits drag across the floor like a dirty afghan rug than use her barely-functional Juan brain cell to figure out how to measure herself. But she can’t because she got her edumuhcayshun from the Thunflower Academy and they didn’t cover mathematics.

I honestly don’t care what her reason is. She’s still a disgusting blob of a deathfat who likes to flash her tits to everyone.

 

[Trombonista]

She’s too fucking retarded to figure out what her actual bra size is. She would rather let those shameful skin planets she calls tits drag across the floor like a dirty afghan rug than use her barely-functional Juan brain cell to figure out how to measure herself. But she can’t because she got her edumuhcayshun from the Thunflower Academy and they didn’t cover mathematics.

That and she keeps gaining weight. Even if she gets measured, she'll outgrow it in 6 months. She also doesn't want to acknowledge the fact that she keeps gaining weight, so she keeps herself ignorant of her true size.

 

[Polexia Aphrodisia]

She’s too fucking retarded to figure out what her actual bra size is. She would rather let those shameful skin planets she calls tits drag across the floor like a dirty afghan rug than use her barely-functional Juan brain cell to figure out how to measure herself. But she can’t because she got her edumuhcayshun from the Thunflower Academy and they didn’t cover mathematics.

I honestly don’t care what her reason is. She’s still a disgusting blob of a deathfat who likes to flash her tits to everyone.

I doubt she could afford an industrial-size Fat Bitch bra, either.

Although, it's been a while since I was forced to buy bras at Walmart, so maybe they're stocking them in manatee size now.

 

[Flan Pwincess]

Oh, I doubt the kween wants to waste money on thilly bras-- unless its somebody else's that is. Her money has to go towards more important things after all! Like Kool-aid, plastic bins for the ever expanding hoard and her 4 dozen eggs of the week.

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Edit:
She also didn't wear a bra in yesterday's kitchen Tiktoks either.

1. The one comment on this one asks "who hurt you", but while Kailyn might say one thing-- I bet she tells JC to not be in love with someone else constantly.
2. Would Kailyn be able to even put her hobbit feet up on the dashboard of a car with all that mass?
3. Please don't ever give up, or else you'll end up living in a shack with a pedophile like she did.

 

[stupid frog]

Surely they sell bras on Shein.

 

[Five72.4]

Surely they sell bras on Shein.

They do & they’re actually decent…I just don’t know how they’ll cooperate with her orangutang titties

 

[Surprised Pikachu]

It wasn’t until I saw @Flan Pwincess post that I realised this was Kailyn’s thread and not Amberlynn Reid’s. Sigh. These gorls are becoming interchangeable at this point.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

It wasn’t until I saw @Flan Pwincess post that I realised this was Kailyn’s thread and not Amberlynn Reid’s. Sigh. These gorls are becoming interchangeable at this point.

A fat singularity, if you will.

 

[Stinkyboy]

fatty fat fat fat fatterson with hairy knuckles

 

[Flan Pwincess]

Kailyn went to the library and felt the need to pose in front of it in her finest Walmart attire, a $9 coral muumuu.

Guess this is why Kailyn managed to read some more of her book the night before yesterday, you know, just to get into the book theme/book girly perthona and all that.

On JC's side of GoodReads we see that he's finished The Seven Husbands of Evelyn Hugo: a book about a magazine reporter, Monique-- whose life has been going less than ideally-- being hand picked by former Hollywood super star Evelyn Hugo to write her biography. Starting from how she got into Hollywood and the stories behind her 7 marriages, and the reveal of a deeply kept secret, we learn as the story progresses, that the reporter begins to relate more and more with Evelyn and uncovers that their lives are connected in more ways than they could've ever known.

Oh, and he also spam liked a bunch of women's posts too, and befriended a new lady.

Mugga also posted this on her Threads. She hardly posts anything that isn't ads for Bigginz, and the one thing she does is to poke fun at her lazy ass son.

 

[Flan Pwincess]

Kailyn finally woke up to tell us that she stank up some poor person's pool.

So yesterday, JC drove the fatso out to a "friend"'s house where she took over the oh so fancy heated pool and got mesmerized by their bubble machine. But wait! What's this in the background? Why, its kid's toys! GEE, IF ONLY KAILYN HAD A CHILD OF HER OWN THIS WOULD'VE BEEN A PERFECT GET TOGETHER FOR HER!

And yes, I know those are toddler's toys, but its not like Gracie isn't forced to hang out with nothing BUT toddlers already.

They also went to the Googly sometime before/after the pool thing and Kailyn had a big girl drink along with some spinach dip. She also posted the usual forced identical selfies and cringe fridge photo-ops.

Edit:
Kailyn has made a pot of Mac & cheese because, and I quote, "Its national Mac & Cheese day!"

Also, she's stirring this with what might be a fork, and I'm pretty fucking sure that pot is non-stick... so uh.. how yummy.. Teflon flavored cheese. Maybe someone should put the idea into her of getting JC some life insurance because I'll be damned if this guy makes it past 40 if her dumbass keeps sticking around.

 

[Trombonista]

She really needs to do something about that wart.

 

[Flan Pwincess]

Seems like her Prime Day stuff has arrived-- some of it anyway, cuz I'm sure she bought a ton more crap and posted inane videos of those on Snapchat.

Its a new round of skincare. No cleanser or exfoliator though-- but hey! At least this time she didn't buy like 3 fucking serums right?:

• Tir Tir Milky Toner (even though she already has a Byoma toner. There's no way she ran out of it so quickly... not unless she's just wasting it while trying to put it on.)
• Medicube Zero Pore Mud Mask
• Byoma Moisturizing Gel Cream
• Ricer Water make up wipes

This is all K-beauty stuff, and you can never go wrong with Korean skincare (their sunscreens are, IMHO, the best in the market), but Kailyn an anti-Midas so she'll find some retarded ass way to fuck it all up.

And who knows if this stuff was actually on sale during Prime Day, so for now let's just say that with current prices all of this costed her about $50.

Next day edit:
Yeah, she got these during Prime Day. Man, how fucking broke is she that she couldn't just buy a tube of lash princess before? Those are usually less than $4 bucks on any given day.

• The Lash Princes is literally $3.99...
• Super Lock Brow Glue
• Real Techniques brush -- this one is sold out. Other brushes of this same brand hover around $7 so during Prime Day they must've been dirt ass cheap.

 

[Flan Pwincess]

Skincare and already cheap make up weren't the only things Kailyn got on Prime Day. She bought 9 more books, its all mostly Frieda McFadden, plus one other mystery/thriller book and a couple of Romance..

Spoiler: In order from top to bottom

1. Never Lie - Frieda McFadden: A married couple looking for their dream home visit a mansion once owned by a famous Psychiatrist who suddenly went missing. During a heavy winter storm that snows them in, the wife, Tricia, gets spooked (and bored enough) and decides to begin to roam around the house until stumbles upon the audio diaries of the lost Psychiatrist. Tricia will begin to piece together the mystery surrounding the home and its former owner before it is to late for her and her husband, Ethan.
2. The Coworker - Frieda McFadden: A popular sales-rep from a supplement company, Natalie, gets caught up in her weirdo-loner coworker's murder case after receiving a strange phone call.
3. Ward D - Frieda McFadden: Amy never wanted to work the night shift at the mental ward of her hospital, and for a good, yet unknown, reason. She begins to notice patients are going missing and she will get wrapped up in this likely murderous mess and solve the mystery all on her own because apparently nobody else in these books can except for the main character.
4. The Crash - Frieda McFadden: An 8 month pregnant Tegan decides to stay with her brother while she tries to get her shit together, only to end up crashing her car in a blizzard on the way there. She manages to find help, but ends up trapped with some sketchy/killer hillbillies or something, and now she has to fight for her life and her baby's.
5. The Perfect Son - Frieda McFadden: A mother begins to question the innocence of her teenage son as all evidence in the disappearance of a young girl begins to point towards him. Naturally, she'll find out the truth before the seasoned (yet somehow useless) detectives do. Frieda needs to branch out with her themes, these are all coming off as same-y..
6. The Teacher - Frieda McFadden: After a student-teacher affair scandal rocks her school a year prior, high school math teacher Eve must piece together not only the supposed lies, but also the life of the young girl at the center of it all, Addie, in order to get the truth out once and for all.
7. Your Truly (#2)- Abby Jimenez: Brianna is a doctor whose life is going to shit. She's about to sign off on her divorce, her brother needs a kidney ASAP, and now some hot doctor, whom she hates with a passion, is threatening to take her promotion-- that is until said hot doctor, Jacob, sends her a letter and this somehow makes her do a complete 180 on her feelings for the guy.
8. Part of Your World (#1)- Abby Jimenez: Someway, somehow, a baby goat and some fancy grilled cheese brings ER doctor Alexis and carpenter Denis (who is 10 years younger than her) together. Alexis begins to realize she wants to spend her life with this guy, but doing so would mean going against her wealthy family's wishes for her... Oh nooo, whatever will she choose??
9. The Girl Who Was Taken - Charlie Donlea: Two high school girls go missing after partying at the beach, but only one of them returns. One year later, Nicole becomes a celebrity of sorts as her story of escaping an underground bunker becomes a media hit. However, Livia, the older sister of the still missing 2nd girl, Megan, and who also happens to work as a forensic pathologist, begins to find clues from the body of yet another missing girl that point straight to Nicole. Livia now has to piece together the truth behind Megan's disappearance and Nicole's real involvement.

This means that Kailyn now owns a grand total of 52 books, but has really only read 8 between last year (when this #booktokgirly phase began) and now-- well, she'll be up to 9 soon seeing as how Colleen Hoover is braindead enough that even an over grown, borderline illiterate toddler could read through them at least.

 

[Tiresome]

This means that Kailyn now owns a grand total of 52 books

I'm so proud of Kaikai, one book for every IQ point.

 

[Flan Pwincess]

Kailyn finished 'Reminders of Him', and hear this guyth-- she didn't cry!

As ridiculous a story as the book is, the fact that people still cried over it (or had any emotional reaction to it besides confusion, anger and/or laughter) does tell you how it is that Colleen Hoover got to where she did. She's an awful author IMO, but if anything that just makes her stuff more "accessible"-- in lack of a better word-- so some readers will have an easier time connecting with the characters, and perhaps even relate to them in one way or another, no matter how awful they are... and in turn the readers will become deeply invested in the story, again, no matter how awful it really is. Reading, much like visual art, is very subjective.

Even if the subject in question is written in the style of a Hallmark greeting card.

So can you really blame Kailyn for NOT crying? Lol what am I saying, she didn't cry because she's a human sea sponge. Why should we expect somebody who abandoned her daughter for dick and sex parties to become emotionally invested in the story of a woman who wants nothing more than to be with her daughter again?

 

[Flan Pwincess]

Kailyn has reared her pumpking shaped nogging on IG again, and this time she posted lawn sunbathing and car selfies. Thankfully no JC-- but what the fuck is going on with her bare face? Holy sun damage Batman!


She also started The Tenant last night.

Wasn't able to find decent page photos of this book, but here is what some people thought about it and Frieda.

How unsurprising that Kailyn's interest in books is the same as everything else in her life; Trash.

 

[Even more 8008135]

Kailyn always looks so goddamn syndrome-y and 'tarded without 12 pounds of cake face make-up. I'll never get over it.