ForeverKailyn / SincerelyKailyn / kmwbeauty / Kailyn Marie Hughes/Wilcher - Hey Guyths!

[Jaded Optimist]

A random throwaway account with a randomly generated username, no personal information, no details, and no content except for a comment in one of those "let's help each other out by clicking each other's links" megaposts. Not sure how that was supposed to prove anything to anyone.

Seems like the standard cow tipping from Reddit or GG. They are so cringe.

 

[Sailor Swift]

Oh yeah, so June's Reddit account was posted on the group chat I got dragged into with Kailyn, June and JC. June did that in order to prove that's their account and not the one posting stuff (which is mine) if that makes sense. I decided to not post any stuff on Reddit after that to keep the info going a little longer, but it didn't matter since Kailyn found the farms anyway.

The screenshots in the email are just some of shots of the posts and comments made here and I think one of them happens to be one of yours lol I'll see if I still got access to the chat and post what I can.

These are all the pictures that are left in there. I like how Kailyn says she had a lawyer “help” her too. That was pretty funny.
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But other than that, there is not much else I can share about what’s left of the conversation that’s super relevant here, I missed my change to take pics of everything they told me so that's on me for not knowing the time limit thing. Everything left was mainly a frustrated June talking about how much they hate the way things had gone. From then on out I simply advised June to move on from the whole thing and I haven't heard from them since so hopefully they did.

"I had a REAL LAWYUR help me figure out WHO." Girl, bye.

The additional screenshots are appreciated, thank you. And you're right, I can see me and @VinegarPussy lmao. It looks like the screenshot is focused on you having reacted to my post.

 

[Cheesegirl78]

I had a REAL LAWYUR help me figure out WHO." Girl, bye.

Would this lawyer be F.B. Lewis, Esq. by chance? IYKYK.

 

[Flan Pwincess]

Whatever the case was with June, cow tipper or not, I don't want to ever hear about Kailyn's "juicy" orifices again.

 

[Sailor Swift]

Would this lawyer be F.B. Lewis, Esq. by chance? IYKYK.

It's Kailyn in a blazer and a wig plopped over her real hair.

 

[Disgruntled Pupper]

I swear to God, being tarded makes some people more horny than they otherwise would be. Kai is in her mid-30s, has had a kid, is severely overweight and starting to have associated health problems from it, but here she is reading porn fiction, joining poly groups, and sending/collecting nudes of old men. Slowing down is not in this gorl's vocabulary.

I'm not quiet sure how to feel about the Matt news. I guess it's better for Gracie, but I don't understand how he can have some interaction with his first-born and just be okay with how she lives. I understand custody battles are hard and money burners, but Kai has effectively abandoned Gracie and her grandparents are not taking proper care of her, and hasn't even tried to go back to court.

 

[Cheesegirl78]

and hasn't even tried to go back to court.

Kailyn omits facts and lies about everything else, so Matt may be seeing her more often that Kailyn will admit to.

A couple of years back, someone on one of her lives made a comment asking how Kailyn felt about Matt going back to court about custody. Kailyn brushed it off, but I wonder if there was a grain of truth behind the comment.

 

[Flan Pwincess]

So Kailyn decided to post a haul video and some cringe-toks. This one is a Walmart & Half Priced books one, and speaking of books she read another 58 pages of Ugly Love last night.

There's something about her face today that looks.. dirty. Could be her bronzer, could be her foundation, could be the fact she's roasting out in the yard with no sunblock.. but the whole mug looks exceptionally awful today.

At any rate, in this shoppeen trip (the one where they went to the 2 story McDonalds) Kailyn bought a bunch of toys and junk as usual, and 3 books. She also gives you a quick run down of the kind of books she likes. Romance, Mystery and Thriller, and of course smut books, and that's not just me saying that-- she actually says "I lahve thmut books!" at 2:21. But here's the stuff she got:

1. A Sanrio & Naturo Funko Pop.
2. x3 bookmarks.
3. Icebreaker - who knows why she didn't add these as owned on GoodReads instead of "want to reads".
4. Then She Was Gone - A story that revolves around a woman finding her way through life 10 years after her daughter's disappearance, and finding herself looking back at the mystery surrounding it when she meets a man and his daughter with an uncanny resemblance to her own.
5. Tools of Engagement by Tessa Bailey - An interior designer enters a "Flip Off" with her contracting brother to see who is better at renovating homes, but the problem is that she doesn't have a crew of her own to do it. Enter the Texan twang male protagonist who is going to hammer in more than just the drywall.
6. Heart Bones by Colleen Hoover - A story about a young woman who is forced to move in with her estranged father in Texas for the summer before she can head out to college. There she meets and starts a Summer fling that will (inevitably) turn into something more with a rich neighbor.
7. A plastic tote bag. How many bags does she actually own now?
8. Maybelline bubble colossal mascara.
9. Elf camo concealer.
10. A bottle of sunscreen- thank god.
11. Plastic hair ties.
12. x2 $9 dresses. One in coral, one in yellow. If you squint you'll be able to see that the dresses are in a size XXXL

That's it. At the end she says she wants to do more videos-- which we know she won't-- like cooking, first impressions, more hauls, and so on. Makes sense that if you can't find/keep a job that you gotta at least pretend to be a hardworking Youtuber to save face with your boyfriend.

As for the cringe-toks:

1. Kailyn kicks the camera and lip syncs to some country song talking about putting boots in people's asses and something about the Statue of Liberty shaking her fist???
2. Jennifer Coolidge deserves better than this.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

I swear to God, being tarded makes some people more horny than they otherwise would be. Kai is in her mid-30s, has had a kid, is severely overweight and starting to have associated health problems from it, but here she is reading porn fiction, joining poly groups, and sending/collecting nudes of old men. Slowing down is not in this gorl's vocabulary.

I'm not quiet sure how to feel about the Matt news. I guess it's better for Gracie, but I don't understand how he can have some interaction with his first-born and just be okay with how she lives. I understand custody battles are hard and money burners, but Kai has effectively abandoned Gracie and her grandparents are not taking proper care of her, and hasn't even tried to go back to court.

Hypersexuality can happen in retarded people, and yes, it's as horrifying as it sounds. It's the last thing anyone wants to deal with.

 

[Flan Pwincess]

Last night Kailyn and JC went to a fireworks show where Kailyn proceeded to record some (or all) of it in complete silence.

Its 2 minutes of explosions and people enjoying themselves in the background. At the end of the video everyone cheered and clapped-- well, everyone except for Kailyn and JC. She also posted a whole album of said fireworks but we don't need to see that. Stunted is as stunted does.

Edit:
She also posted her make up of the day at 4-5pm her time. Its her "go to" Thummer look-- a no eyeshadow cake face which makes her eyes stand out a ton, but not for the reason she might think.

The area around her eyes is literally 2-3 shades paler than the rest of her face. You can also see all the sun damage that's forming on her lids--wonder if she still calls those freckles... at any rate, there's also the lovely shadow of a mustache happening on the top of her lip which ties the whole dirty trailer trash look together.

 

[Trombonista]

I feel like this is the first time I've seen Kailyn with a mustache.

Edit: Wait, it might actually be the second time.

 

[Meowzers]

I feel like this is the first time I've seen Kailyn with a mustache.

Edit: Wait, it might actually be the second time.

babes, how long have you been following the thread? it's been a few years, right? the kailyn 'stache has been here since the beginning. this time it's a bit more visible, i will admit, but the kailyn hog-stache is a constant.

eta: lmao

 

[Flan Pwincess]

Kailyn finished Ugly Love and she loved it because of course she did. She's like the quintessential of Colleen Hoover target audiences; dumb girl who thinks staying with her emotionally distant, bordering on abusive, boyfriend is a great idea (not that Kailyn is an innocent little peach herself). At least she didn't mention shit about no twist and turns in her review this time around so that's something.

And if you think she's actually getting better at reading since she's managed to finish this book so quickly then I'm sorry to burst your bubble, but this book has a lot of pages written like this:

There's way more empty space than actual words half the damn time. So much so that if you were to re-write the whole book with nothing more than a better alignment, chances are this thing would be waaay less than the 336 pages its sold as.

 

[Flan Pwincess]

It's Prime Day week-- Kailyn's 3rd favorite holiday next to her birthday and Christmas-- and we all know what that means! That's right! Time to max out the already maxed out credit cards! Yay!
And while on the topic of wasting money, yesterday must've been a Walmart+ day because she randomly showed off some dill pickle mustard. Plus since today JC has his day off, chances are they'll likely stop at Walmart themselves to buy even more random stuff.


The night before that she also started a new Colleen Hoover book, Reminders of Him. This one is also ridden with awful character development, unrealistic-- almost comically-- forced romance and trauma plots that Colleen only ever utilizes as a means to "spice" up the plot! Almost in the same fashion as having a self-diagnosed mental illness makes you trendy on Tiktok.

Spoiler: Spoilers, if you even care:

The main character, Kenna (that's a name alright), is released from prison after having accidentally killed her boyfriend 5 years prior while drunk. IIRC she ran him over and waddled out of the scene of the crime. Their daughter, whom she had while locked up, lives with the dead boyfriend's parents ever since the rights to the kid got taken away from Kenna for obvious reasons.

Post-release, Kenna stops at a local bar (after moving to the same town her daughter lives in to be close to her) only to end up almost fucking her dead boyfriend's best friend, Ledger ((yes that's his stupid ass name)) who-- unbeknownst to him at this make out point in the story of what her name even is-- hates Kenna for what she did to his friend, as does 90% of the town. Blah, blah, blah, the entire story essentially boils down to everyone shitting Kenna for being a cold-blooded killer and never actually giving her a chance to explain herself, or even redeem herself in their eyes in any way shape or form, until they just say "fuck it!" and suddenly start liking her.

I can't recall the ending very well, but all you need to know is that inevitably, as it always goes with Colleen's books, both Kenna and Ledger end up together because who wouldn't want to fuck their dead best friend's accidental murderer? And even though her in-laws hated her for like the whole of the story, they too pull a 180 and welcome her in with open arms leading to Kenna getting her kid back.

Ledger and Kenna's relationship is about as stable as you'd imagine by the way. He hates her, yet offers her a job... and that hate extends juuust enough to angry fuck her whenever he can-- then, out of almost no where, that anger suddenly becomes "love". He also becomes somewhat possessive of her and Kenna is 100% down with that.

Yep. This is another trash book for our trash cow.

 

[Stinkyboy]

Gracie who?????

 

[Flan Pwincess]

Its time for July's Shein Haul, and its a combination of druh-ehtheth, shorts and tank tops.

It's also another 5 minute wonder by the way. Kailyn might be contractually obligated to make videos about the free clothes she receives, but that doesn't mean that she actually fucking cares about that. She's going to put about as much effort into these as she does Gracie, which is another way to say 'none at fucking all'.

You can skip about a minute of the video where Kailyn kisses ass to Shein, and not miss anything important whatsoever so in reality this actually a 4 minute haul. The show off portion is also my favorite part of the hauls because I get to see what kind of shit Kailyn has brought into the play-pen since the last video and today we can see how she's just shoving junk into the side table and filling it out with knick-knacks, along with some shit in front of the dresser to the right of the photo (it looks like its a pile of clothes and a pillow) and of course, no play-pen photo-op can be complete without the Frankenstein power outlet. She also left a palette on the floor right where she could accidentally stop on it. Her tidyness and organizational *ahem* skills never cease to amaze me.


But let's move onto the clothes. The first dress has a fruit pattern and for some reason it both reminds me of Ronald McDonald and my grandma's old fridge. I also like how her gunt and flapjacks are eating up the paneling on the middle of the dress-- not that it stood a chance to begin with. And the same thing happens with the following dresses. Why even bother to put paneling on the hamplanet clothing anyway? There is nothing in this world that can stop the gunt.
And before you ask, she didn't tie the ribbons correctly on the second dress because she needs someone else to do that for her. The third one looks a mess because its kind of crooked on her, if that makes sense. Also, she thinks its very flattering on her, which it isn't, but you try telling that to Miss "I don't have hypertension!!! My doctor says my blood pressure is perfektly fine!!!!".

Now onto the shorts and tank tops. The tank tops are whatever, but the shorts are just awful. If she had said that she cut up some old pants to make those I would've fucking believed her. They do nothing for her diaper, and when she turns they look like they're wedged up her frog ass-- no wait. They ARE wedged up her frog ass. She's also pulled them way the fuck up, so from the side she at least looks more even(?). The first pair are baggy enough that it hides the bulk. Not that hiding it erases the fact that she's morbidly obese anyway.

Unfortunately the rest of the shorts don't do that for her, and so the diaper is on full display. For the 2nd tank top/short outfit her brain farts and she gives you the same run down of it twice. The third pair looks just as bad as the rest except in black.

And that's it for this month's haul! If you're wondering about what her thoughts were on the clothes, here it is. All the dresses were perfect for summer, flowy/airy, tho cayutee, she lahved them! The shorts, same shit. Thuper comfy and they got pockets in the front and back. That's literally all she said.

 

[Cheesegirl78]

The lavender dress is a tragedy.
Who sewed it together, a blind first-grader?

 

[Flan Pwincess]

She also posted these Tiktoks last night. In the first one her arm is so hairy it looks like its JC's-- I kid you not, its actually fucking great given the context of the song she used here . But in the second one though, she straight up looks like she's in kindergarten doing some kind dance she learned from watching Barney.

1. She'd rather waste money on toys and not Nair.
2. "Look mommy! Look! I can danthe!!!"

She could've cleaned her play-pen. She could've cleaned the living/bedroom. She could've even cleaned the kitchen and moved those water bottles out of the fucking way of the stove in order to cook some dinner-- but no. She made Tiktoks instead...

Also, why in the fuck are they buying water bottles if they got a Britta pitcher? Its a waste of money and space too.

 

[Even more 8008135]

In the first one her arm is so hairy it looks like its JC's

Never forget.

 

[Five72.4]

Never forget.

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