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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 65 8.1%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 94 11.6%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 183 22.7%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 414 51.3%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 51 6.3%
  • Total voters
    807
Andy Soying Out said:
One of Letty's crew got assaulted by a stream sniper:
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JJ was originally a goocheese sniper / showed up to captain contents RV he then did a lot of stuff during the covid/degenerate chicken RV era of ip2, I actually enjoyed his stuff he would just wonder around at night talking to homeless and stuff.
But then he met a chick 3 or maybe 4 years back who was a lala rich parent hippy and got her pregnant and leeched off her for a bit then started sniping Kick streamers like actionman and fell into being a streamer leech eventually moving off youtube to kick and getting KPP and appealing to kickfaggotry, started moderating his chat and getting mad about the Ip2 behaviour.

He has always been a bit off mentally like schitzo mental deterioration while also enjoying drugs, I am pretty sure his GF got him on stabiliser drugs so he had a bit more going on in his head while on KPP but I think she cut him out of her life again.
He would get these weird fit moments like this every so often when confronted years back but never was physical with anyone.

Pretty GOAT content sprayer though, he took out like a pack of 5 Jeets once.
 
The James Drake stream last night was crazy with how many people were popping in and how much tea was spilled.

  • Starts with Freddy tripping on mushrooms
  • Freddy's Mom comes downstairs and yells at him telling him to be quiet
  • Aryeh comes in and confronts Freddy about the Betty stuff
  • Burt and Frank join and start fighting
  • Frank claims Burt sells drugs and legitimately stalks people
  • For some reason Frank brought Burt to his parents house and Burt saved the address to use against him later
  • Burt claims Frank doesn't have a drivers license, his girlfriend is "kayfabe", has been in rehab for drug addiction, and stole Mizzy's number out of his phone
  • Mizzy comes in and says Burt has never done anything weird to her but Frank really did steal her number out of Burt's phone and started texting her trying to flirt.
  • For some reason Daniel and Seth from season 4 start shitting on Mizzy and she btfo's them by calling them irrelevant losers who get 10 views a stream
  • Burt starts literally crying and leaves the stream
  • All through this Freddy is randomly sperging out
  • Bezo gets added and says Letty has visible STD sores on her lips in person
I went to sleep after that so idk what happened.
 
Halloween23 said:
....
  • Mizzy comes in and says Burt has never done anything weird to her but Frank really did steal her number out of Burt's phone and started texting her trying to flirt.
  • For some reason Daniel and Seth from season 4 start shitting on Mizzy and she btfo's them by calling them irrelevant losers who get 10 views a stream
  • Burt starts literally crying and leaves the stream
  • All through this Freddy is randomly sperging out
  • Bezo gets added and says Letty has visible STD sores on her lips in person
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Mizzy said towards Frank something along the line of "If you want to see this pussy, you'll have to ask me on a date first".

I will say that Frank's harassment of Burt was fucked up, just driving a mentally ill man to tears for no reason. Burt's reddit call-out post on Frank was true, I was as gumroad sub and he didn't release anything new for years. His content had degraded to harassing people in grocery stores, which was lame, then zoom calls which was even lamer. Never going to rise to such heights as "Gamer Nightmare" or when him and Sam hassled that Pediatrics Resident at a train station for matching with a minor girl's tinder profile (Frank made it).
 
Halloween23 said:
The James Drake stream last night was crazy with how many people were popping in and how much tea was spilled.

  • Starts with Freddy tripping on mushrooms
  • Freddy's Mom comes downstairs and yells at him telling him to be quiet
  • Aryeh comes in and confronts Freddy about the Betty stuff
  • Burt and Frank join and start fighting
  • Frank claims Burt sells drugs and legitimately stalks people
  • For some reason Frank brought Burt to his parents house and Burt saved the address to use against him later
  • Burt claims Frank doesn't have a drivers license, his girlfriend is "kayfabe", has been in rehab for drug addiction, and stole Mizzy's number out of his phone
  • Mizzy comes in and says Burt has never done anything weird to her but Frank really did steal her number out of Burt's phone and started texting her trying to flirt.
  • For some reason Daniel and Seth from season 4 start shitting on Mizzy and she btfo's them by calling them irrelevant losers who get 10 views a stream
  • Burt starts literally crying and leaves the stream
  • All through this Freddy is randomly sperging out
  • Bezo gets added and says Letty has visible STD sores on her lips in person
I went to sleep after that so idk what happened.
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Maybe James Drake is Jerry Springer?
 
ratduckowlgymnastics said:
Mizzy said towards Frank something along the line of "If you want to see this pussy, you'll have to ask me on a date first".

I will say that Frank's harassment of Burt was fucked up, just driving a mentally ill man to tears for no reason. Burt's reddit call-out post on Frank was true, I was as gumroad sub and he didn't release anything new for years. His content had degraded to harassing people in grocery stores, which was lame, then zoom calls which was even lamer. Never going to rise to such heights as "Gamer Nightmare" or when him and Sam hassled that Pediatrics Resident at a train station for matching with a minor girl's tinder profile (Frank made it).
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Frank is just the typical /bant/ fishtank obsessed person who has the caveat that he's Sam Hyde's buddy so he got to appear on the show a few times. Everything Burt and Mizzy said about him being a pathetic orbiter is true.
 
Halloween23 said:
Bezo gets added and says Letty has visible STD sores on her lips in person
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Chicken Andy gave her AIDS. Of course, known homosexual Bezo would be an expert at spotting something like that.
 
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