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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 65 8.1%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 94 11.6%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 183 22.7%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 414 51.3%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 51 6.3%
  • Total voters
    807
ratduckowlgymnastics said:
Landon loves cleanin' it up - dawn of the final day
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break these cuffs said:
The bards will sing of this day through ages unknown to us who lived it.
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We drink to our youth
To days come and gone
For the age of the Janny
Is just about done
We'll drive out the reddit
And restore what we own
With our gas and our simps we will take back our home
Down with ghostpolitics, the killer of kings
On the day of your death we will drink and we'll sing
We're the children of fishtank and we sperg all our lives
And when kikifarms beckons, every one of us dies
We drink to our youth
To days come and gone
For the age of the Janny
Is just about done
 
jimmybags said:
Him and Burt talk about this during the Wired magazine interview.

Burt is crashing out on Reddit:
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As a continuation of sorts, a full post by burt in the wake of the hack:

original: https://www.reddit.com/r/fishtankdotlive/comments/1ted339/frank_has_become_a_crashout_lolcow/
archive: https://archive.ph/nB2xs
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text:
Frank Has Become a Crashout Lolcow
Frank is a grown ass man clinging to every bit of FishTank-related clout and relevance he can get by attaching himself to people like Greg and me.
Then he crashed out after not being invited back to FishTank, whining and seething in chat every season like he still has something to prove.
He tries to act tough and untouchable, but it comes off insecure and hypocritical.
He doxes people, goes through other people’s phones, screenshots private conversations, harasses people, and then throws a tantrum when he does not get his way.
At the end of the day, Frank looks like a washed-up orbiter who relies on other people’s relevance because he has not created anything meaningful of his own in years.
In the last three-plus years, Frank has had
- No Gumroad updates
- No new videos
- No new major collab partners
- No new bits or gimmicks
- No new relevance
He keeps attaching himself to autistic queer males like me and Greg just to leech off our clout and stay relevant.
Tell me Frank fell off without telling me Frank fell off.
 
The Un-Clit said:
I haven't decided yet wether I'm disappointed that I've never followed this thread before now, or fucking grateful I've never followed this thread before because there is some serious retardation going on around this show. Yikes.
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Welcome to the post-season slump. You'll find autistic drama, speculation on the next season, past season nostalgia and the occasional post season stream or Fishtank offshoot featuring former fish. Crack open an ice cold Zipp and enjoy the ride.
 
laminate said:
As a continuation of sorts, a full post by burt in the wake of the hack:

original: https://www.reddit.com/r/fishtankdotlive/comments/1ted339/frank_has_become_a_crashout_lolcow/
archive: https://archive.ph/nB2xs
image:
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Frank Has Become a Crashout Lolcow
Frank is a grown ass man clinging to every bit of FishTank-related clout and relevance he can get by attaching himself to people like Greg and me.
Then he crashed out after not being invited back to FishTank, whining and seething in chat every season like he still has something to prove.
He tries to act tough and untouchable, but it comes off insecure and hypocritical.
He doxes people, goes through other people’s phones, screenshots private conversations, harasses people, and then throws a tantrum when he does not get his way.
At the end of the day, Frank looks like a washed-up orbiter who relies on other people’s relevance because he has not created anything meaningful of his own in years.
In the last three-plus years, Frank has had
- No Gumroad updates
- No new videos
- No new major collab partners
- No new bits or gimmicks
- No new relevance
He keeps attaching himself to autistic queer males like me and Greg just to leech off our clout and stay relevant.
Tell me Frank fell off without telling me Frank fell off.
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Crashout LOLcow, omg can we get a Frank Hassel thread?
 
EmoMom said:
From that photo all I can gather is that he went on a standard missions trip and took photos with impoverished African children. Most teens that grow up in a church go on at least one
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So that's why he loves Burt so much. He was indoctrinated into nigger worship from a young age.
Poor chubby boy never had a choice but to become Burt's boyfriend.
 
Kinda surprised Frank is still around in some capacity. (though I did see him crash that furrycon recently that was kinda funny)
But the last "viral" moment that dude had was with Boogie, which was 6 years ago. I genuinely believe that nigga works at Publix.
 
Troll an old man for years who is just trying to do an informative show about politics.

Go on a gay retarded internet show and talk mad shit about said old man.

Old man offers you a job and a place to live and you quit your stable job and pack up all your belongings.



 
Homeboy Bob Proctor said:
Troll an old man for years who is just trying to do an informative show about politics.

Go on a gay retarded internet show and talk mad shit about said old man.

Old man offers you a job and a place to live and you quit your stable job and pack up all your belongings.



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>mog complete
-ghost after he tricked landon into quitting his job and lied to him about having a job and apartment set up for him
 
Homeboy Bob Proctor said:
Troll an old man for years who is just trying to do an informative show about politics.

Go on a gay retarded internet show and talk mad shit about said old man.

Old man offers you a job and a place to live and you quit your stable job and pack up all your belongings.



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Looks like Landon let his guard down and underestimated the notorious Ghost community. If he goes to Texas without the address, Ghost should message him "Hey little buddy are we having some fun?".
 
Lady Rackets thong said:
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-ghost after he tricked landon into quitting his job and lied to him about having a job and apartment set up for him
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Landon's first Texas stream: "So... there is no job... per-se."

What did he expect, really? He's spent years harassing the shit out of Ghost and Ghost wants the last laugh. Landon better not cuck out and go to war.
 
Did Ghost really ghost Landon after making him resign from his comfy janny job and move out from his comfy home with a loving mother? Now he is bound to a life of golem'ing for James, Binx, Vimp streams as he didn't take advantage of his 15 minutes of fame immediately after the tank for his own streams. Such is the life of a retarded janitor who simps for e-grandmas.
 
ShibuyaRiver said:
Kinda surprised Frank is still around in some capacity. (though I did see him crash that furrycon recently that was kinda funny)
But the last "viral" moment that dude had was with Boogie, which was 6 years ago. I genuinely believe that nigga works at Publix.
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He has footage of making Semetary's crew crash out so hard they got arrested, hes just such a lazy faggot he still hasn't uploaded it
 
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