🐟 Fishtank Fishtank.Live General - Jet Neptune's Pisces Aquarium Internet Reality Show w/ Host Bam Margera

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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 64 8.0%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 93 11.6%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 183 22.7%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 414 51.4%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 51 6.3%

  • Total voters
    805
Cucumberfeet interview of Diamond.
She just said she's known Jet for "a hot minute", that he took her to Panera Bread and she gave him oral. They remained Snapchat friends and that's how Jet got in contact with her for S5. :story:
Talked about being on Dr. Phil, how she was filmed for an exaggerated role of herself for an A24 film with Conner O'Malley in April (her character's name is "Cristal"). Did some research seems real, it's called Schiller Park.
 
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Freddy went to a Starbucks yesterday, and was served coffee by a Mints lookalike.
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The layoffs in the wiggers’ basement must be brutal right now.
 
What the hell is her damage?!?!
She looks cute enough to land a boyfriend and/or husband. She was stable enough to hold down a job.
I have to assume drugs are part of the mix? Was she constantly raped from the age of 9 up?
What are her known or assumed mental illnesses?
Meet our next contestant on KiwiDate.

Given how much alcohol she appears to consume, just while streaming, there's a non-zero chance that she'll die of withdrawal in the hospital if they don't know to give her an ethanol IV.
 
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Bongo has suspicions about the holocaust, but not in the way that you're thinking, she just know that there's no way it was 6 million.
Let’s say I were a baker and I needed to make 6 million cookies and had 52 ovens. The average batch takes about 15 minutes, not including prep, and I can fit maybe 50 cookies in each oven. It would take me just over 34,615 minutes or 577 hours or about 24 days of nonstop oven running at max capacity. Doable, but it probably would take 3x that long with prep work at least. That’s in perfect conditions though, all ovens the same size and working, no rest needed, all cookies are fully baked in their batch, etc.
 
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