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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 58 7.4%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 91 11.7%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 177 22.7%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 408 52.2%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.0%

  • Total voters
    781
More Kikifarms slander from Jet
"Every place you can discuss the show is filled with trannys, pedophiles, furrys, and schizophrenic people."
"What are the options now? Reddit, Discord, Kikifarms, where else can you even talk about the show other than the chat of the site"
"X? Even thats fucked."
Him not saying our name is a testament to our power
 
Watching the episodes I'm remembering how cringe parts of famous house were. Sitting through the wrestling promos was tough.
The first two thirds of Season 3 get remembered fondly because they were high concept and great moments were really great, but whole chunks of it were just watching Alexis, La’Ron, and Binx talking about nothing
 
Aryeh bookposting about his beef with Angie that lead to him leaving the house:
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My read: Aryeh is a bitch
 
James Drake revealed that he was told by Mints to be an authority figure and break up any fights, since there was nobody on production to fill that role :story:
DrakeAuthority.mp4
They're basically admitting to be mogged by the likes of Landon and Kevin. This is their own fault really, years after years of annoying the fanbase and riling them up. 50 grand be damned, the chance to mog the wiggers is enough to make them participate on Fishtank. You got people like Dozen who have such a hateboner for Jet he made out with Burt multiple times.
 
They're basically admitting to be mogged by the likes of Landon and Kevin. This is their own fault really, years after years of annoying the fanbase and riling them up. 50 grand be damned, the chance to mog the wiggers is enough to make them participate on Fishtank. You got people like Dozen who have such a hateboner for Jet he made out with Burt multiple times.
For season 6, they should just cast A-logs rather than fans since they are willing to be put up with more bullshit with less monetary incentives as they are motivated more with mogging the wiggers live on stream.
 
For season 6, they should just cast A-logs rather than fans since they are willing to be put up with more bullshit with less monetary incentives as they are motivated more with mogging the wiggers live on stream.
Final 2, Cryokeen vs. Dozen, whoever gaymogs the hardest wins.
 
For season 6, they should just cast A-logs rather than fans since they are willing to be put up with more bullshit with less monetary incentives as they are motivated more with mogging the wiggers live on stream.
They would also put up with extreme amounts of bullshit in the name of "pwning" Jet. This is a genuinely good idea. They can put their money where their mouth is.
 
About the Bloodgames FPS they have been working on.


X Discussing anti-cheat detecting discord.exe. Dismisses people using Discord in a browser as a simple workaround.


X A look at the game


X It stands out to me that props being uniform would even be worth talking about, a bit alarming. Jet is not the dev though.

I can't say I expected anything about this to be good. Just looks like nothing so far though.
 
took forever to upload here but to add to the above post about the game also some tweets from a user called GreatWhiteClips with opinionated quotes:

"i couldnt figure out what jet was doing with the millions that he made from fishtank while at the same time the quality of fishtank goes down. now i understand, he was secretly using your season pass money to fund his own little side project"


"just like with #fishtank he does not want your feedback because he knows better than youyou were unknowlingly funding his side project but he doesnt want your feedback on it"


"now that hes not getting your money he is forced to show his game to keep pass holders and plans to explot the #fishtank brand name to launch his game. delaying the bloodgames eps to create hype around the game.i get it now. he is tanking #fishtanklive for his game"


"this is where all the fishtank money went and 6 paid people working for a year looks like. subscribe to basement chat "


"this is where season pass money has been going and now because people are unsubscribing since its nontent jet decided to reveal what hes been using the money for to try and get more pass holders"



Too big so 720p split (2nd part from where he gets into the game) & odysee as is



Full (partial): https://odysee.com/the-gayest-shit-yet:d?r=3QvrqQR1VGxTEdTdFqTpGG8h9prNLKLM

i didn't watch the full thing myself. some other things i would like to mention:
- when they did the audition stream in January the ETA was the game would be probably at least a year out
- he did re-clarify his earlier statements about it not being for the fishtank audience; they want to broaden the appeal to the general gamer (meaning they removed "soy" references and scrapped things like "greg" or "jimmy" being named playable characters)
- part of the reason he is showing it is so he has the possibility to work on the game on stream to help with progress (mentioned doing a weekly mapping session)


i rarely watch more than a few minutes of their streams but jet mentioned that season 6 is in the far distance (months off) and they still need to acquire a new location to host.
they frequently review the submissions on stream (repeats of former "OK'd" applicants but also other duplicates between them alongside new ones). the stated goal is to use the fans for off-season content for which many slots have to be filled (to be in the house, RV stream, autist girlfriend sim, etc.).
 
About the Bloodgames FPS they have been working on.

FHUB on X Jet demoed the Bloodgames Looter Shooter FPS.mp4
X Discussing anti-cheat detecting discord.exe. Dismisses people using Discord in a browser as a simple workaround.

FHUB on X The state of the long awaited Vampire Bloodgames Looter Shooter.mp4
X A look at the game

FHUB on X Can t wait for this game in 5 years so hyped.X.mp4
X It stands out to me that props being uniform would even be worth talking about, a bit alarming. Jet is not the dev though.

I can't say I expected anything about this to be good. Just looks like nothing so far though.
just why
 
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