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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 58 7.4%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 91 11.7%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 177 22.7%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 407 52.2%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.0%
  • Total voters
    780
Dumbledore's Onlyfans said:
It's really easy.

1. Tell everyone they're going to Orlando, hint at Disney/Epcot Center. Load up the fartmobile.

2. Stop for gas halfway there.

3. Give Kevin $20 and tell him to go in and buy a bag of gummy bears and a coke while you gas up.

4. Wait until the gas station door closes, drive away quickly. Go somewhere other than Orlando or Miami.

This is how every van trip elimination should go.
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ight legally speaking, is this solid lmao. worst case scenario i think is kevin's parents being retards and trying to charge jet with neglect of a disabled person or something
 
Pineapple Fox said:
Also, everyone that is still clipping and updating, you are seen and appreciated so much
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I have a confession to make. I haven't tuned into the stream a single time this season and have been consuming it solely through clips on the thread and chat. It's actually so much more enjoyable than watching and waiting for something to happen.

Thank you to everyone who has clipped anything, I have seen them all and you are all greatly appreciated!
 
Vimp delenda est
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ncarto23 said:
I think maybe the most impressive part of this challenge, is I continue to be amazed how retarded the wiggers are. I shouldnt be able to be amazed by this anymore, but every challenge genuinely blows me away how many IQ points Jet sacrificed to galaxy gas
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I have my sources but in order:

-that 'passout' game where you hold each others' chest while holding your breath
-cigs
-mad dog 20/20
-actual knock out game
-more cigs
-zaza
-a bit of E here, 2CI-there
-galaxy gas
-lots of booze
-oh and various handfuls of pills from "xanax" (fanax, often cut with small amounts of fent) to GHB

Don't do drugs, kids. Unless they're free and you're willing to die. Otherwise buy the brand name stuff.

ed- oh! Ozempic. Don't lose your eyesight, Jet
 
OrangeJuliusEvola said:
Autists are sometimes scary good with wordplay. I kind of think if they put some effort into it, they'd probably be far better freestylers than the wiggers.
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Yeah, it was the same way with King Cobra. He could really spit out some crazy good raps sometimes, even if was just insane shit like Wet Ass Farts.
 
Pineapple Fox said:
I have to sperg a bit, now that the season is over and off season stuff is happening, its even harder to keep up and I am enjoying what there is, its great background noise. Every platform, including KF and Xitter has really fallen off clipping all the great, nuanced, "you have to be there stuff", and it sucks because there is a lot of this going on but I understand why people aren't doing updates as much anymore but as someone who loves and relies on this, Im sad!
I hated Kevin from the beginning and he was such a buzzkill today from what I saw but everywhere is suffering from the explanations of why, how, who, what is happening! Something about how beating women is his greatest fear?

What Im really trying to say is, if you are commenting in this thread, please make a bigger effort to explain your posts and what is happening. I hate reading the thread and people are using it like chat and saying ambiguous shit that only makes sense if you are watching at the time, please think of readers and post shit for posterity. Phew, sorry I had to get this off my chest lol CRAZY GANG RWTARD MOG FAGGOT LETTY JD GAY TWINS W L Etc etc etc

Also, everyone that is still clipping and updating, you are seen and appreciated so much
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yeah im checking yesterdays stream
right after damiel showed up they found out kevin was crying
saying he doesnt think hes funny enough or doing what hes supposed to be doing
ben goes in there to reassure tell him 'youre our boy youre great' but meanwhile pretty sure they were already talking about getting rid of him.
thats why he started freaking out, because he overheard them talking about how they dont like him
this happened in the morning before they even left the house
a lil bit before 3 hours in on the stream. after they played retard pool

didnt see anyone mention this in here
 
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malt ipecac said:
We currently believe this translates to "just alcohol, cigarettes, and occasionally I smoke meth."
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Nothing wrong with a little meth in moderation.
bookers said:
yeah im checking yesterdays stream
right after damiel showed up they found out kevin was crying
saying he doesnt think hes funny enough or doing what hes supposed to be doing
ben goes in there to reassure tell him 'youre our boy youre great' but meanwhile pretty sure they were already talking about getting rid of him.
this happened in the morning before they even left the house
a lil bit before 3 hours in on the stream. after they played retard pool

didnt see anyone mention this in here
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It was weird nobody mentioned this because Ben did it all while mic'ed up and Aryeh was put in timeout to not cuck the content, then right at the end of Ben's pep talk Aryeh ran up to the door screaming "KEVIN YOU'RE BEING RECORDED!" just total moralfag embarrassment. Kevin knew the whole time and didn't care btw, Aryeh got worked up over nothing.
 
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