🐟 Fishtank Fishtank.Live General - Jet Neptune's Pisces Aquarium Internet Reality Show w/ Host Bam Margera

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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 58 7.4%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 91 11.7%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 177 22.7%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 407 52.2%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.0%
  • Total voters
    780
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late i guess but i didnt see it mentioned
i guess they made up with letty and theyre now all streaming together?

of note that this is the solution/compromise that i suggested
and some of you people WRONG RATED ME!
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bliccy is a busy woman in tech

also i just watched the stream of jet firing letty and it was super cringe
i feel bad for her
it shouldnt have been a big deal for her to also turn on her stream while they were streaming
like that seems like the contention. he doesnt want her fucking off and doing her own thing
but she could stay with them and stream too.
like she was talking about it would be multiple angles of the same sort of thing or w/e

e: lol

lettymad.mp4
Reactions:Agree x 6 Like x 1 Disagree x 3
 
The Real Taylor Swift said:
Now Ben and Jet are talking about how to cut him. He's just a drain because he cucks the content because the second he touches booze he has to be babysat the entire time. Oh and at some point his young cousin (nephew?) started texting him and telling him what chat is saying and its making him emo.
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It's really easy.

1. Tell everyone they're going to Orlando, hint at Disney/Epcot Center. Load up the fartmobile.

2. Stop for gas halfway there.

3. Give Kevin $20 and tell him to go in and buy a bag of gummy bears and a coke while you gas up.

4. Wait until the gas station door closes, drive away quickly. Go somewhere other than Orlando or Miami.

This is how every van trip elimination should go.
 
Dumbledore's Onlyfans said:
It's really easy.

1. Tell everyone they're going to Orlando, hint at Disney/Epcot Center. Load up the fartmobile.

2. Stop for gas halfway there.

3. Give Kevin $20 and tell him to go in and buy a bag of gummy bears and a coke while you gas up.

4. Wait until the gas station door closes, drive away quickly. Go somewhere other than Orlando or Miami.

This is how every van trip elimination should go.
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Would be funny with anyone else but doing this to Kevin would be a literal legal liability because 99% he dies in that situation
 
Aryeh's fucked up ear in glorious 1080p (Letty's investigation)

Tarded edit
 
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I have to sperg a bit, now that the season is over and off season stuff is happening, its even harder to keep up and I am enjoying what there is, its great background noise. Every platform, including KF and Xitter has really fallen off clipping all the great, nuanced, "you have to be there stuff", and it sucks because there is a lot of this going on but I understand why people aren't doing updates as much anymore but as someone who loves and relies on this, Im sad!
I hated Kevin from the beginning and he was such a buzzkill today from what I saw but everywhere is suffering from the explanations of why, how, who, what is happening! Something about how beating women is his greatest fear?

What Im really trying to say is, if you are commenting in this thread, please make a bigger effort to explain your posts and what is happening. I hate reading the thread and people are using it like chat and saying ambiguous shit that only makes sense if you are watching at the time, please think of readers and post shit for posterity. Phew, sorry I had to get this off my chest lol CRAZY GANG RWTARD MOG FAGGOT LETTY JD GAY TWINS W L Etc etc etc

Also, everyone that is still clipping and updating, you are seen and appreciated so much
 
Pineapple Fox said:
Something about how beating women is his greatest fear?
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His biggest fear is, "Beating a woman to death." It's why he likes Laura. She can defend herself.



Kevin said this after rating his attraction to Letty and Angie, and mentioning that the highlight of the trip for him was getting choked out by the guy he wrestled on muscle beach. He has some sort of weird fetish around getting punched and manhandled by men.

This was all in the middle of being told that he was being sent back home. I almost feel bad for the little spaz. Obviously very underdeveloped. He's just too bratty and obnoxious not to hate.

Also totally not gay even if his parents supposedly aren't convinced.
 
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