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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 58 7.4%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 91 11.7%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 177 22.7%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 407 52.2%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.0%

  • Total voters
    780
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E: I forgot how much context their retardation requires: Bongo got it in her head like day seven that Mecca was the son of Muhammad, but when she told Bingo that she understood it as "the sun of Muhammad", which somehow reverse-carded Bongo into thinking that Mecca was arabic for Sun.
 
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Diamond the Barbie is in a car full of people trying to track down the Crazy Gang.
Her gay best friend said some dumb stuff. Chat got her banned off Kick.

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Always a disappointment when you are reminded people this obnoxious exist.
The obese culture vulture and obese cock sucker are clinical retards.

She is now streaming on X.

I sincerely hate these two fucking morons. The way they look, the way they speak, the way they behave, it is nauseating. Even if it is just a character.
 
A few people in Bashir’s livestream chat last night asked if he would go to Miami with Jet and Ben. He said that he didn’t want to and that the club scene wasn’t for him. But he DID say that he was going to go to Tampa “sometime soon” to visit his friend that he keeps posting on his Instagram.
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He nicknamed his friend Kemosabe, the blonde guy covered in tattoos aka Liquid Bashir; he actually has a normal American name that I can’t remember now.
Bashir has stated a couple of times that he tried to audition with Kemosabe for Fishtank together, like the Twins did.
I’m honestly glad that it was only Bashir; I feel like monologues between the two would have been even more insufferable.
 
Edit edit aside form the a rifod dyed pit hair studded let's be honest meiwaiki is very alt goth hot like shabby not but nkt schivertser snd NFL i would hit it with both a brick and my dicj ag the same time
I wasnt brave enough to say this when it originally went but yeah shes not *terrible*. These days as long as you arent deformed, dysgenic, or brown you're automatically a 5
 
Best part about these streams are "YEAH LET'S GO COLLAB WITH some kick faggot" and then getting there and changing their minds last minute and Letty seething every time.
 
Alright its time to cut the losses on Kevin. Bro is a vibe nuke and anticontent. It was a fun experiment but bounce lil bro back to ATL and bring in Freddy and speedrun getting banned from clubs.
 
i was at work what the retard do
Tonight? Wrestled some rando at the beach and got gassed and sulked all day. Went to a bar and immediately left to hang out at the beach by himself and browse Reels. They brought him back in and gave him two shots and he turned into a menace and got them kicked off. Now Ben and Jet are talking about how to cut him. He's just a drain because he cucks the content because the second he touches booze he has to be babysat the entire time. Oh and at some point his young cousin (nephew?) started texting him and telling him what chat is saying and its making him emo.
 
Kevin is obviously anxious and uncomfortable in these spaces, it isn't going to change after 2 days lol. Not sure what they were expecting.
 
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