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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 58 7.4%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 91 11.7%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 177 22.7%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 408 52.2%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.0%
  • Total voters
    781
The Real Taylor Swift said:
I assumed he was just a braindead normie and acted like this all the time
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I know like three things about him? He "manages" OF girls, he used to bait people into fights with his security up his ass, he almost killed his friend crashing his McClaren & turned it into content, plus he got robbed or something. He may be a normie but every time I hear about him it's for something degen
 
Aryeh scares the hoes and Gay Ben returns.

 
Since we're sharing our dreams:
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I had a dream that Mei was locked into a room with Vicky, Beth, and Rachael; and Vicky was out of Kratom. Mei was crying because Bashir found her voice too manly as well.
 
I had a dream that I was on a hike an encountered a pulsating orb-like thing I can only describe as "like a nebula or some space shit". I touched it and then the government pulled up in hazmat suits, for some reason my grandma was there crying, and the government took me to a lab where they put me in a hospital gown. There were other people there who'd touched the thing and when one of them started leaking the nebula-space shit out of their eyes (which ran upward) they were taken away. Then I started leaking and the doctors gave me over to man-sized ratmen in hazmat suits who started beating me with switches/thin whipping sticks. Then I woke up and my cat was cleaning herself right next to my head.

This is, what I imagine, what it is like to live inside a Fishtank house for a week.
 
I dreamt I was attending a secret society's boarding school in the alps. I tried to escape and they told me I was making a mistake because it's so exclusive. Graduates learn the secrets of the universe. Later during my escape I found pools used to farm fish with Easter island statues littered at the bottom. I got busted for stealing one.
 
Slight carepost but, Crazy Gang is once again, in Fishtank fashion, accidental art. Jet (not even hating on Jet, I like him actually) is a terminally online autist. His entire career track has been pandering to online wiggers, getting picked up by Sam to do streams, then finally getting a break with Fishtank. He has been insulated from real people and real situations while larping as a hardbody with his overpriced clown shoes and Balleniaga, He created Fishtank to try and give autists their time in the limelight and a shot at the heroes journey (through gratuitous torture), but for once the one going through that journey is him. He admitted to having a full blown panic attack at Clavs club because he hated it so much, the normies, the fake streamer culture. Yesterday he loses his wallet (and by the Grace of God has it found by cops instead of a crack addict), hes crashing out at Letty, having to wrangle drunk autists.

The premise of Chud to Chad might be ostensibly changing Kevin, but the one who might come out of this two week experiment the better is Jet.
 
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