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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 58 7.4%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 91 11.7%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 177 22.7%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 408 52.2%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.0%
  • Total voters
    781
I had a dream set during Fishtank season 5. In the beginning, I was in the basement with Jet. I got on the show by pretending to be Chinese (I smoked a weed before auditioning). Jet said, "Wow that's great! We're really trying to break into the Chinese market!" I said, "isn't that illegal?" and he explained how the Chinese market ripped him off a couple years prior—the owner's son was stealing people's credit card info at the point of sale and basically got away with it.

Anyway, I went up into the show floor, and I was an instant fan favorite! I got lots of roses—even more than Bashir—and this made Bashir upset, so I sat and talked it out with him. He was okay because we were cool. He actually liked me a lot more than Meiwaku (his words).

I then went downstairs, gave Landon advice, and helped him cum (to terms with the fact he's actually bi-autistic, i.e., attracted to both autistic and gay people).

There were some epic screen grabs of me and Drake sitting on the twins' laps. The highlight of the season was at the end, where he high fived me after violently beating both Bingo and Bongo to death and using their living [sic] guts to grease the tires on the sprinter van.

Also, I was invited on the alternate-reality, kino version of Chud to Chad, called Lubber to Lad. In Lubber to Lad, they do basically same things as in Chud to Chad, but with a pirate ship instead of the sprinter van (as suggested by that one person about 15 pages ago).

Anyway, back to the dream. I'm still popular and beloved and not black. I cuck Aryeh with Angie (fatass retard stream star), then flex my big muscles and mog Clavicular. Everyone likes me. Also, I haven't drank in, like, 15 years.

But it gets even better, and not in the nascar-discussion.86554 way, but in the actually-cool way. I meet Sam Hyde and I make him cry by citing the fact he graduated from the Rhode Island School of Design (fag!). He fades into irrelevance, living a quiet life back in Fall River.

Then, and only then, am I finally doxxed by the Kiwi Farms. It turns out I have a Pixiv account with 10,000 bookmarks to fanart of the stock car driver Isabella Robusto. I flip out, become trans, and kill myself.

Thank you for reading.
 
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Bruh
 
I had a dream that shitting up threads by posting about your cringy dumbass dreams about lolcows on kiwifarms was a bannable offense but then I woke up and it wasn't true and I was so sad 😔
 
If I’d known what reposting monk’s dream would’ve unleashed I still would’ve done it I’d just have felt a little bad
 
EmoMom said:
Did that Wired interview that they did on like day 27 or 28 come out yet?

thats a bummer. Bliccy said there wasn’t any rape this season so what could they possibly critique?
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They probably will just say something like "The age of streaming continues to both mature and evolve, but not all streams are maturing with time. Here we see one such stream, where people torment and engage in dangerous and unhealthy activities in an attempt to please a fleeting audience"
 
Lonjil said:
They probably will just say something like "The age of streaming continues to both mature and evolve, but not all streams are maturing with time. Here we see one such stream, where people torment and engage in dangerous and unhealthy activities in an attempt to please a fleeting audience"
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It’s wild that they travelled, brought a photographer, and took the time to do interviews just to say something so fucking stale and gay.
 
I'm pretty sure the reporter mentioned that it wasn't even a story about fishtank, it was just about "the future of streaming", which could also be a cover to write a hit piece about Sam Hyde's "GET MONEY FOR FREE HOUSE, GET FAMOUS FOR FREE HOUSE, BEAT UP AND CHOKE OUT DRUNK AUTISTIC RETARDS FOR FREE HOUSE"
 
Jet's trying to get some normie stream to join them and he apparently thinks Fishtank is about throwing shit

Jet: We do throw shit, but thats just on the main season
 
I had a dream that I admitted in thread that I “would” with a fish that I have never and will never interact with online or IRL and some chick stickered it with the power level scouter and then less than two days later that chick doxxed herself by spamming a Fishtank contestant’s kick stream as part of her love quest, leaving a breadcrumb trail to her sussy baka accounts which then led to the revelation that she did revenge porn on a KF user.
 
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