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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 58 7.4%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 91 11.7%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 177 22.7%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 407 52.2%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.0%
  • Total voters
    780
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Jet is too autistic for the club and wants to hang out with Clavicular in a calmer environment. He needs help fixing Aryeh's fucked up head!
From what I've seen Clav actually seems like a very chill guy when he isn't surrounded by Miami ghouls so this could be a very kino collab
 
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Ironically aryeh and letty are the only one who knows how influencer networking works because they're the only ones who are willing to suck gay nigger tongues for a drop of clout.

Jet really thought they could just buy a table and get an in with Clav kek
 
tururu said:
What went down with Blane and the Twins? Why is everyone dodging Blane?
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Dude has 'plz respond' energy and most of us called it that he'd burn every bridge eventually. Happening way quicker than I assumed though, likely just blowing everyone up every 10 minutes.

Hes also a retard on a tugboat who likely doesn't grasp that time matters to all these people. Drake is editing a project and being a step-dad, Bashir is an academic, and the Twins are obviously trying to get their bread up so they dont need to go back to Taco Bell.
 
Letty and some Chudette asking Clavicular about his missing foreskin


Anime is gay


Kev is fucked up


Wetty is a swut


Foreskin resto

Want to come back to my dope ass Sprinter (no)


 
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Had to stop watching when they were just getting into the club but I enjoyed the stream way more than I thought I would. It wasn't "culture changing" but I genuinely laughed my ass off a few times, so they are doing better than just about every comedian on the planet.

In typical wigger fashion most of the issues were foreseeable but catching up with the events I missed I think Jet had a valid crashout even though I think he was mostly socially anxious and cranky that he had to be DD instead of getting zonked off galaxy gas (Does richie/cameratwink not know how to drive?). It's enough to have to wrangle two tards but when you've got Ms. Naked getting blackout in an hour and a triflin hoe trying to monkey branch it was probably time to pull the cord if you want this bit to last over multiple (14?) days.

WETTY IS A SWUT
 
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Last night being Jet's idea from the outset, only leading to him getting mogged because he had to babysit drunk retards while everybody else had fun, was that type of Fishtank kino where a bit backfiring actually makes it way better.

Aryeh was surprisingly great last night but I still hate him. :)

It's also funny they keep getting Streamstars people on.
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ETA: crackhead encounter:
 
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Does anyone know the view count per season?
I feel like at some point s2 had 40 thousand watching but i might be a retard.
Im pretty sure at it's peak s3 had 30k on the site, but for s5 i only used ppv so i have no figure for that. Numbers may be off, I'm going off memory.
 
John Egbert BD said:
Does anyone know the view count per season?
I feel like at some point s2 had 40 thousand watching but i might be a retard.
Im pretty sure at it's peak s3 had 30k on the site, but for s5 i only used ppv so i have no figure for that. Numbers may be off, I'm going off memory.
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highest I ever saw for s5 was ~25k, but that was between main site and kick, idk about pirate sites and so on.
 
I'd watch more of Jet's Drama Van where he brings in former contestants and girls, goes to clubs, leaves early, gets into arguments with everyone, and ends every stream on a sour note.
 
I don't hate it as much as I'd thought, but jet was just doing a bunch of shit that makes him look retarded. Ben seemed fine mostly.
Jet calling a lid because kevin and angie were too drunk, dumb. Kevin was hamming it up and Angie was functional until she got to the car and passed out, they could've stayed out longer and just like not drank more. imo neither would've gotten them kicked or made a scene.
Wiggers don't have a DD. Just get a camera guy who can drive. Wonder if this is because of some dumb rule, like Jet renting the car in his name or not trusting the camera guy to multitask.
Starstruck at Clav, totally retarded. Imagine being intimidated by a guy who just OD'd for the content and pays women to hang out with him. Aryeh was unironically mogging. Jet had Orlando Asian Mogger energy.
Letty wanted to ditch with the other foid - predictable because Jet was being a buzzkill, should have a "no streaming" rule to prevent the KickTank dilemma of the streams becoming a bunch of fags shoving selfie sticks in each-other's faces. Have a B-camera guy and push to director if Jet wants to go home early or groups split up. This was like the first thing Ice figured out(have a little goblin stream around him so he can film other characters when content is happening in multiple locations, wiggers do not need a goblin - they have the infra for multicams already).

other than that, was a pretty fun stream.
 
If off-season content is going to be Jet getting mogged by retards and it's him suffering the entire time then maybe this isn't a bad idea for streaming. I look forward to see the new ways he discovers to torture himself
 
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