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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 57 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 91 11.7%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 176 22.7%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 406 52.3%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.0%

  • Total voters
    777
Popped back in since I got wind of off season stuff snd am now browsing the thread to find out why meiwsku was banned (it was already super obvious)

Just wanted to say women are fjcjubv gay and retarded and I don't find any of the fishtank females particularly attractive except Jobe I would fucj the shitnout of jobe
I really appreciate your alcoholism consistency and I hope you continue your good work :semperfidelis:
 
Jets dad is in the hospital

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>wiggers move their desks upstairs so they can work on camera
>Ben is watching golf tutorials and working on his swing
>Jet is watching fishtank

They're really not beating the allegations...
 
Bashir had a dinner of cheese fries.
This man’s sleep schedule is still whack to drink a Red Bull at 8:30pm.
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Mei simping for more Bashir video content:
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She also reposted this earlier today:
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He knows that you’re a simp Mei, he’s just not interested.
 
In retrospect my favorite night is when they broke Diamond in three minutes and then danced to Little Dark Age. Energy was at a high, they were all on a high and genuinely enjoying themselves. Feels like the emotional high point in retrospect.

Edit: I somehow did the Landon overusing a phrase thing not once but twice in this post but I’m leaving it because it’s funny
 
Now that the season is over my hot take is that Vicky was funny in a pathetic "laughing at but she thinks it is with" way and I wish she had made it a bit further, before JD (gay) left, and the bullet was used on Emma or Landon instead of Bashir and she didn't walk to bring them back. I also wish the gay faggot mod that left really early had been replaced with another contestant. It was so early. I think a lot about how this season could have gone better, content and social dynamics wise, if gay fag was swapped the night he left and if Vicky stayed longer.
 
It's a Rolex Submariner. The nickname is the two tone bluesy, or TT bluesy. I was never a Rolex fan (much prefer Omega). Very classic 80s style watch. I find it tacky and garish, but that's just me.
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always hated the bluesy, but fags always go get a Rolex when they taste real money and Rolex can't get rid of two tones / full precious metals fast enough unless it's a Daydate
 
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