🐟 Fishtank Fishtank.Live General - Jet Neptune's Pisces Aquarium Internet Reality Show w/ Host Bam Margera

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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 57 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 91 11.7%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 176 22.7%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 406 52.3%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.0%
  • Total voters
    777
Cryptosporidium 138 said:
He bought her the shit with his own money? Landon what the fuck. Landon's gonna get strung along and used for every dime he's got isn't he? Poor bastard.
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She couldn't pay because she was streaming on her phone and I guess it's normal for zoomers to not have an actual card. She also said she'd pay Landon back even though he was trying to gift them to her.
 
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From Drake's IG - he hung the board Bam signed for him.
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Smecker said:
Som is quick searching tells me that this watch is worth around ~18-20k USD. In other words the wiggers definitely do not need your bucks.
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That’s 1800-2000 monthly passes!

Strong like Bruce Willis said:
Frank explained why he's not on S5 in Burt's stream. This stream feels more like a Frank QnA than a typical Furt stream.

we could have xavier.mp4
I had fun watching Frank seethe on Fishchat but we almost got Xavier (:_(
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I can’t BLANE Frank for being butthurt. He seems like a big fan too, as opposed to just a friend of production. Loved seeing his cat.
 
Y U SMOKE 4 said:
now I hate the wiggers. not because we missed out on frank but because we missed out on Xavier.
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I honestly can take the trade off. I'll admit Frank was pretty good on S3 with his Furt shenanigans. I only mad at him cause he such a lazynigger to release his Hasan Piker video.
 
Vimp said she couldn't pay because Landon was using her phone for streaming. She makes Landon pay, and then immediately gets her phone back and ends the stream. Grim.
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Strong like Bruce Willis said:
Frank explained why he's not on S5 in Burt's stream. This stream feels more like a Frank QnA than a typical Furt stream.

we could have xavier.mp4
I had fun watching Frank seethe on Fishchat but we almost got Xavier (:_(
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Good riddance.
His bit was shit, it's one thing if it was purely him hassling the fish but he would just act like an annoying faggot and the millisecond the fish tries to do anything back Jet would walk out and say "WOAH WOAH WOAH YOU CAN'T DO THAT! HE IS NOT DOING ANYTHING!"
 
I HATE THE ANTICHRIST! said:
Good riddance.
His bit was shit, it's one thing if it was purely him hassling the fish but he would just act like an annoying faggot and the millisecond the fish tries to do anything back Jet would walk out and say "WOAH WOAH WOAH YOU CAN'T DO THAT! HE IS NOT DOING ANYTHING!"
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The only good way to use him during the season would have been for him to show up and be a friendloader. Big nice guy cracking jokes, ashing into an ashtray respectfully, trying to de-escalate conflict, etc.
 
ratduckowlgymnastics said:
Alcohol could fix this if he doesn't go full-tiger, just enough for him and vimp to make some bad decisions
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You gotta stop self-inserting lil nigga buddy
The only way landons going to cross minge off his list of "food I haven't tried" is when jet finally green lights "Landon's Palace of Pussy"
 
Kitty Cat Man said:
Xavier is Frank's editor, he's the guy in basically every Frank video that has his face blurred out. He's the guy who was in Gamer Nighmare blowing vape smoke at the D&D players.
Frank was only involved with the wiggers because he's Sam's friend, he was introduced to MDE people because he trolled a news station after a shooting and namedropped Sam Hyde and GamerGate(Xavier was also DeagleNation)

The second Sam stopped being involved they snaked Frank over his (valid) criticisms about the s1 edit being shitty and cutting him out. Jet is a huge fag for that. The underlying reason also is probably that Jet is doing the thing everyone who gets a little clout and starts egofagging does and not wanting to work with people who aren't totally subservient to him
Frank is notoriously hard to work with because he doesn't really have an Off-Switch and is liable to crash out on his own editors and collaborators, which is why he's so locked in with Jace(because they're good friends unrelated to content creation)
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To be fair everyone involved, Xavier, Frank and Jet are literally insane people with severe mental issues. Pretty much every single person who has been involved with Sam on-screen in any capacity has had mental problems outside of like two. In the last decade since WP was cancelled Sam has calmed down on the "extreme" and is more focused on the "million dollars." Jet came up in the new era, while Frank and "Xavier" came up when Sam was still doing wild trolls and trying to prove himself.
The funny thing is that Frank and Xavier barely even got along with Sam in the first place. Xavier was working with Sam when he was a teenager. Deagle Nation was NOT an MDE side-project but Sam basically just gave it his blessing at the end. Frank was a very funny and hostile internet troll who (unknowingly?) took the bait and GamerGate was the creative inspiration that brought everyone together.
I believe that Frank was hired by Sam to create content for HWD or some other MDE project but they had some falling out and Frank kept the footage and started his GumRoad which is his only source of income to this day. Xavier clearly has some type of hesitation to be in front of the camera again and seems to have a hard time working with others when he isn't in charge. They're all very creative people in their own way but it's probably crazy big egos and pride clashing in uniquely autistic ways from two different sides of MDE history.

Did anyone ever watch The Great War series that featured Sam, Jet, Frank, Xavier and more?
 
What do we think guys, is he in?


 
Smecker said:
Som is quick searching tells me that this watch is worth around ~18-20k USD. In other words the wiggers definitely do not need your bucks.
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There are some watch guys on the forum like @Doug S who can say for sure, and also rate/roast Jet's watch choice in a way that only a watch guy can.

Even I know he bought a Rolex because BITTY I'M FITTED and he doesn't know anything about watches, though. He bought it because it's expensive and flashy and he's a retard.
 
ratduckowlgymnastics said:
I'm going to be hopeful that she'll pay Landon by taking his v-card
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There is zero (0) chance of that happening. Vimp is back to being a Binx drone instead of having a hint of what resembles a personality.
Landon will never have that money back
Landon will never see her wearing the panties he bought
Landon will never kiss her and won't even hold her hand

He will be a prop for her and Binx (and probably for Monkeyspit or whatever) until the mop calls him back for duty.
Unless he grows a spine 🌈
 
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